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Sunday, May 5, 2024

It’s My Fault Quiz

  It’s been a while since we had a test, and now seems like as good a time as any for another.


Question: What do pallets, zip ties, gluten-free grub, plywood, umbrellas, bottled water, vegan food, black hoodies, cellphones, and COVID masks, have in common?



Yes, there is a distinct correlation between all those items, but I will add something to make this cerebral journey end more quickly in case you’re still in a quandary. The bonus clue is: Goggles.


You may phone a friend or consult with a family member if you wish – I’ll wait for you.


Answer: These are all accessories used in modern day riots, protests, and insurrections.


Please note that those fun-loving, peaceful Muslims, who demanded respect and protection from cave-man-like American infidel citizens following the hijacking and crashing of jets on 9/11/2001, are now calling for the death of all Jews and America.


Anarchists infiltrating all segments of society have been complicit with Hamas terrorists for years. But it was the October 7, 2023, Hamas attack on Israel that begged for retaliation in the form of merciless, justified revenge on Hamas in Palestine.


Israeli citizens, American citizens, IDF soldiers, even babies, were subject to slaughter by Hamas agents as a form of “intifada,” according to Palestine.


Weak-minded college students, outside agitators, anarchists, along with college professors, have, as of late, been involved with actively pointing their crooked fingers at civilized society for trying to teach unrefined haters a lesson in good manners.

Your tax dollar at work
helping with education funding


Not to be deterred, their goal of social acceptance seems to trump rules for a humane, educated existence among the rabble-rousers to the detriment of law and order.


Quickly morphing from college students into soulless animals, those ignorant, non-skilled students have been targeting innocent victims with terroristic tactics.


On nationwide college campi, Jewish students have been vilified for simply being Jewish. Let’s look into the rear-view mirror of history. Back in the 1980’s, gays and lesbians, blacks, women, and brown people in America achieved a status previously unknown: Government-approved minorities.


Minorities have always been with us, but it was the ear of “rights” that augmented each one of these minority groups to not only be protected, but they also immediately received special status for protection against harassment and violence.


Criminal activities directed toward any one of these would henceforth be prosecuted and sentenced based on something termed “hate crime” status. In other words, if a white man killed a white man, it is a crime. If a white man killed a black man, it could be considered a hate crime, thereby subjecting the offender to additional penalties for, well, hate. At the very least it is terrorism.


Hate is one of those emotions that is invisible, but the anointed politicians felt it necessary to pander to their constituents so, same crime = different punishment. Neato.


Being a less-than-intelligent man, I would assume that, based upon these relatively new incarceration guidelines, the pro-Palestine/Hamas crowd should be arrested and charged with a hate crime for targeting Jews, and terrorism for threatening Americans-at-large.


It’s time for those full-time college plagiarists and part-time presidents to stop being cowards and stand up for those innocent students who have paid in the neighborhood of $90,000/year in tuition.


Oh, never mind. I just remembered you and I paid for those tuitions with our tax dollars.


You’re welcome, children!