It all began 534-years ago when Spain’s Queen Isabella I, was Queen of Castile and of Aragon, alongside her husband Ferdinand II.
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| Queen Isabella I |
Queen Isabella sponsored a fellow named Christopher Columbus to explore the world in hopes of finding trade routes for the betterment of Spain.
This quest began in August 1492 with the departure of three ships: Niña, Pinta, and the Santa Maria. Heading toward the Caribbean, this trio of ships was prepared to return to Spain with good news about their finding treasures and silk and spices from their cross-ocean destination.
The Santa Maria was the largest of the three ships, as well as the heaviest, as it was meant for carrying cargo. You can see where this is going. This cargo ship was meant to return with its bowels filled with all the goodies she could accommodate. “This voyage marked the beginning of European exploration of the Americas,” according to http://www.christopher-columbus.eu/index.htm
Unfortunately, there was a snag.
Being terribly wide and heavy – estimated at between 200-600 tons – with a deep draft requiring more water in which to float, this became a problem for Captain Columbus when he ran the Santa Maria aground on October 12, 1492. Uh, oh.
But this sudden change in plans evidently became an issue about 500-years later only when “woke” college professors, El-Hi educators, and the outright lies media began pushing as their latest tripe about anything and everything anti-white.
This new narrative from the Left includes inane imaginations of mentally-touched racists and phony apologists perpetually seeking an excuse for poking their crooked little fingers in the eye of history. And this is where today’s journey actually begins.
Hoping to get to the bottom of things I thought long and hard about a solution to eke out a kernel of truth from all this fake news. The obvious place to start was to ask Mr. Columbus himself. Yes, you read that right. Who better to ask?
I recall fiddling with something called a Ouija board as a kid. For our unfamiliar readers, Ouija is known as a “spirit board, talking board, or witch board,” per Wikipedia. Further, Wikipedia accurately states it “is a flat board marked with the letters of the...alphabet, the numbers 0-9, the words ‘yes,’ ‘no,’ and occasionally ‘hello’ and ‘goodbye,’ along with various symbols and graphics.”
Continuing, “It uses a planchette as a movable indicator to spell out messages during a séance.” The remainder of the Wikipedia quote describes how human participants use the planchette along with the Ouija board to communicate to the beyond. Kind of like an occult cellphone without the annoying updates and recharging.
By way of background, my sister and I had a Ouija which we used a few times with what I can honestly say were mixed results. I asked if I, at twelve-years-of-age would ever grow up; it got that answer partially correct, since I’m still in the process of maturing.
In any case, my sainted wife and I placed our fingers on the planchette and dove right into the spirit world for honest answers to Neo-teachings regarding Christopher Columbus in schools. We were engaging in a sort of long distance communication.
Questions included were largely related to the tireless droning of paid and naturally ignorant protesters who chanted Capt. Columbus brought smallpox, as well as other “white-man’s” diseases to the New World. In the event you missed this public display of insanity, Leftist teachers, along with children’s influencers, have been carping that this Caribbean landing was an intentional means to kill all the natives.
Unfortunately, Capt. Columbus’ exploration was summarily detoured by his ship grounding in the shallow Caribbean waters. Upon exiting his ship, he noticed the curious native people had brownish skin – unlike himself and his crew. He immediately thought he and his crew had landed in India hence, the name: Indians to describe the native greeters.
Another simple question was, “Why would someone intentionally attempt to erase an entire civilization or people with which he and Spain were anxious to establish a continuing future trade conduit?”
Of course the definitive answer was, “They wouldn’t.”
Then we asked Chris whether he had planned to loot the variety of islands scattered around the Caribbean Sea for gold and other riches. His answer was the same.
And so it went with the planchette moving to and fro for seemingly hours until our arms were becoming cramped, and the yellow, lined notepad containing the Q & A results was nearly full.
If you are wondering if this exercise was indeed real, please heed this suggestion from me.
Following years of antagonistic educators, politicians, clergy, guvment employees, the average next door neighbor, even your own blood relatives repeating sensational conjectures based on nothing but rumors and falsehoods, you can easily see how stupid ideas grow legs and quickly travel via social media along with the internet.
Merely state something as fact and let the shallow thinkers and rabble rousers take the reins.
American civility was snookered by a woman named Nikole Hanna Jones, the author of a book named The 1619 Project. This farcical tale of slavery in America drove a wedge through race relations by using quotes from journalists, poets, essayists, historians, and photographers, to tell a story that existed within our young nation. Too bad it was largely mendacious.
As a result, this book has since been banned in several states as a means to remove critical race theory from scholastic teachings. Many factual errors therein have been deleted, but the fact remains this writing was more contrivance than fact. Alas, this was sold as a bill of goods. Now revealed as largely fake, it is being quietly shuffled to the bargain book aisle.
There you have it. Much of a mentally hungry America enthusiastically welcomed Jones’ work of invented hodgepodge as genuine. Too bad they all received poison, yet very few intellectuals are fessing-up to their selective blindness and Jones’ scam.
Lest we forget the untruths perpetrated by Congress-liars and smarmy senators dishing falsehoods about Donald Trump and his MAGA followers, continuing his ongoing impeachments, the current falsities regarding the price of gas, as well as the rising cost-of-living in America – all of which can be squarely blamed on President Joe Biden, it is easy to see the fix is in.
Enter a whole new cadre of human waste called the Democratic Socialists of America who desperately want to make everyone beholden to an oppressive Communistic society, besides coddling Muslims who migrated to the United States only to prevaricate about their intentions to assimilate, then commit acts of outright fraud and terrorism against Americans.
To recap, perhaps Christopher Columbus and I really did converse mano-a-mano, via Ouija, to expose the contorted history of his Caribbean landing being shoved down society’s throats. Perhaps not. In any case, it’s time for Americans to discover common sense and stop being told what to think.
Common sense should prevail.
Bottom line: Happy Columbus Day!





