In the event you’re new to this blogsite, you’re in for a treat.
Normally this space contains folksy stories, personal complaints, or unvarnished political truth. That truth, by the way, is always slanted to the Right because I don’t believe the world’s inhabitants should be divided by race, sex, religion, or hair style.
Today, however, is different, since we are venturing into a realm that will certainly shock our regular visitors.
Our adventure begins well before most of us were born. As a youngster, I was normally glued to the regular television fare consisting of westerns, sitcoms, and cartoons, all generic in nature, all with a message. TVs had black and white pictures – not because color hadn’t yet been invented – and rabbit ears antennas.
These setups evolved into color pictures, shown on screens wider than a napkin, in addition to cable service eliminating those useless rabbit ear antennas. Things were beginning to become civilized.
As things evolved, we discovered new methods of watching, some of which include satellite receivers and Wi-Fi, besides new transmission formats such as high-definition television (HDTV), all of which were designed to enhance viewers pleasure. And life was good.
But just as with most things in life someone will invariably insist the perfect can now be even more prefect. And those are the proverbial burrs on our bare feet at the beach.
To prove my case, Virginia voters recently elected a stoic former CIA employee, who ran her campaign on thrift, cost effectiveness, affordable health care for all, immigration, and honesty. She claimed her time as a U.S. Representative taught her how to navigate through the rough waters of guvment. After all, the first woman gubenor of Virginia was going to improve things. Read: Make perfect more perfect.
Where to start?
Gubenor Abigail Spanberger is one of those people who have all the solutions; now she needs to find the problems. This is a brilliant way to run guvment because the answers sound so great since they always fit the problem, hand-in-glove style. No loose ends, no questions, no debate.
The Guv wants to deal with the immigration issue by refusing to work with the federal guvment and Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) thereby eliminating Trump’s Nazi army from doing business in the Old Dominion.
She further has a hankering to
lower prices to help constituents navigate their way through daily
life. Unfortunately, Gubenor Spanberger is aching to quickly raise
costs of hunting and fishing equipment, besides using the environment
as a crutch with which to beat Virginia residents into absolute
submission.
Virginia Gubenor Abigail Spanberger
Insisting people cease using gas powered tools such as lawnmowers, edgers, leaf blowers, and so on, in order to save our fragile planet from guaranteed destruction, homeowners have been gravitating toward rechargeable tools to hopefully save money over fuel and maintenance. It worked!
Unfortunately, The Guv is jonesing to exact a pound of flesh from environmentally conscious residents by imposing a recurring tax on those tools, much like the annual vehicle tax Virginia levels at their drivers.
This is where you might be thinking: How does all this fit in with television?
I’m glad you asked.
It seems as though Great Britain, the nation across ‘the pond’ consists of three countries: England, Scotland, and Wales. Great Britain (GB) has a magnificent composition of leaders who have been woke for more years than you can imagine.
They opened their doors to immigrants from anywhere and everywhere for decades. Those grateful transplants came bearing unusable baggage in the form of indecipherable languages, diseases, and biased religions, all to the cheers of GB citizenry. They were far more mentally open than those nasty Americans.
London, the capital of England, elected a Muslim mayor just to prove they could all play well together. It’s a shame they couldn’t because of Sharia Law which was voted in to punish the infidels. This measure gave Muslims priority over non-Muslims. Still a genius move on the part of smart GB voters.
As such, freedom of speech, freedom of thought, freedom of religion, freedom of expression, and all other freedoms inimical to what Muslims feel is appropriate, have been banned and are currently used to incarcerate everyone deemed a bane to society.
Societal banes come from so many avenues including newspapers, the internet, radio, and television, alike. The means to nip these in the bud are through intrusive surveillance and subsequent censorship of whatever the immigrants feel is offensive. And Americans think President Trump is a Nazi dictator.
Since GB is an island, the powers-that-be can fairly easily control the media though the aforementioned monitoring. One of the more creative ways to control the access to information is by making it too expensive for the average citizen.
Leave it to the anointed Leftists in GB to charge citizens a tax on – drum roll, please – televisions. Yes, you read that right. I dare say American politicians couldn’t come up with a plan such as fining their constituents for buying and watching a TV.
The way this revenue stream works is as follows: people pay taxes to the GB guvment to produce programming on their television network system. That tax goes to buy television production equipment, transmission gear, and actors.
But here’s the rub. You also purchase your television set. Now you must pay for the right to own that television. Only a mastermind could conjure up a grift like this.
Which leads me back to Old Virginny.
Gubenor Spanberger seems hell-bent on making things far more expensive in her quest to make things more affordable. It could be the squirrels running loose in her head, or the fact she simply hates Virginia and its residents. But that’s not unusual for greedy Democrats.
She should reach out to the Brits for more information in this golden opportunity to squeeze even more hard-earned money from the electorate. I know she can do it because she lied while snookering a large portion of the voters into making her the first female gubenor in the Commonwealth.
She has already proven she has what it takes to be the president with such superior ideas. This television tax could be another arrow in her quiver to draw the last drop of blood from Virginians.
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