It’s coming down to the wire for Americans to decide for whom to vote, and it’s coming quickly.
After hearing every pious Democrat interject into most camera appearances the word “democracy” while referring to keeping elections fair and balanced, they are once again hiding their candidates to prevent exposure and manipulate the outcome.
If you’re asking ‘Why would they want to limit exposure of their candidates just before an election?’ you’ve come to the right place.
Not unlike the 2020 presidential elections, Democrats seemingly exhumed the cadaver of Joseph Robinette Biden to proudly display him as the only viable person to rule America. Unfortunately, upon doing so, they discovered Biden arrived with plenty of baggage that needed to be erased from history.
Cleverly hidden by the cloak of COVID-19, the Biden election crew spent roughly eight-months keeping him under a tarp in the garage behind his Corvette, the reason being Joe was not as lucid as his puppeteers had anticipated.
Using video snippets à La public service announcements, the Biden election machine successfully had him cowering in one of Joe’s Delaware homes until after the election. The rest is history.
Fast forwarding to today, September 2024, Biden was recently dumped like a bad habit in favor of – uh – anyone else. He totally botched his much-awaited debate with his opponent, Donald J. Trump, in what was expected to be a lopsided mercy-killing. It was, but it did not give the Dems the return-on-investment for which they hoped.
Former President Trump trounced Biden in full view of an audience anxious to witness Biden show Trump who was best at fooling the voting American populace. It didn’t quite work out that way, though.
After a few days of wound-licking, Biden tritely announced the debate outcome had merely been “a bad night.” That, is an understatement. With Dr. Jill Biden in tow, he began traipsing about the country on Air Force One, in an effort to conjure up campaign monies and hopefully votes for his next term.
This rejuvenated re-election campaign quickly soured, though. Looking around the Democrat party tent, very few attendees were deemed sane much less electable. They needed a strategy, and found it hiding in plain sight: Vice President Kamala Harris. Oh, my.
We recently did a speedy peek into VP Harris’ past, as well as prognosticated future; it all seemed very, very bleak. Being the ultimate diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) hire, Harris was residing in the Naval Observatory because of her race and sex. Period.
Out of fear of being labeled racists if they tossed Harris from her perch, the Dems found themselves in quite a pickle.
In an ardent effort to continue to masquerade the pig slop the Democrats have been feeding the American people, they decided to look for a compatible running mate for Harris. In doing so, they turned to Minnesota – where else?
Minnesota happens to be the state that elected a fellow named Jesse Ventura to represent them as governor. Ventura has quite a colorful past with lots of twists and turns that go from military service to a professional wrestling career to television show host, bodyguard, mayor, and now back into the wrestling world.
During his time as governor, Ventura legalized marijuana, legislated rights for LGBTQ folks, among other stellar accomplishments, all the while holding Minnesota voters in awe that such a goof was able to razzle-dazzle them.
However, this time, the Minnesota governor was tapped to become the next vice president under Harris. She needed someone who seemed of good temperament, educated, well liked, vivacious, and clearly a yin to Harris’ yang. She selected current Governor Tim “Coach” Walz.
Upon introduction to the rest of the world, Walz exited the bucking bronc chute with great enthusiasm, smiling and flailing his arms akin to hailing a NYC cab; Harris, during this meet-and-greet, broadly grinned and laughed, as usual.
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| A joyful Tim Walz, Kamala Harris impersonator |
They seemed more like high school buddies than political running mates vying for the highest office in the land. Again, this tactic seemed to work. Leftist news organizations were breathless in their description of these two special individuals, brought together to fight the devil, himself: Donald Trump.
Akin to bridal receptions, public rallies were electrified with packed venues all clamoring to be the first to announce this proverbial wedding match made in Heaven.
Through those efforts, the mainstream media (MSM) was working too quickly to vet and check any and all facts surrounding Walz.
We do know that Walz was a military guy who taught school in China, where he was married on the anniversary of the Tienanmen Square massacre, besides teaching geography in Minnesota. He was faculty advisor for his school’s first gay-straight alliance chapter, and served in the U.S. House, among other unworldly accomplishments.
But Walz is not without controversy.
He rose to the rank of Command Sergeant Major in the military where he served for 24-years; he retired just in time to miss a deployment to an overseas combat assignment. As such, he was demoted in rank due to time served but forgot to mention his demotion downward change in rank.
Both Walz and Harris appear to play fast and loose with the truth. Kamala Harris is adamant she is steadfast in her beliefs but has been publicly proven to lack candor time and time again.
Walz, too has been ‘gotcha-ed’ several times when making false statements about his achievements and his past.
Having to scrub the fake data from his web-bio regarding his military rank, Walz poo-pooed this regularly questioned aversion as ‘too enthusiastic’ by Walz’s Progressive wife. She offered an explanation that Timmy often misspeaks because of his overly ardent approach to life. You bet.
Perhaps Timmy was too enthusiastic when “misspoke” about his award he thought he received – but didn’t – from the Nebraska Chamber of Commerce. Another legitimate faux pas, I’m sure. After all, Timmy seems to have a lot on his mind trying to keep his lies straight; it’s becoming a monumental task.
It seems as though Walz also had a brush with the law. He was arrested in 1995; stopped for going more than 40 miles per hour over the speed limit, at which time Tim was found to have been drinking. Oops. He evidently forgot about this indiscretion for decades until called out just weeks ago. Double oops.
Speaking of times past, Tim’s estranged brother, Jeff Walz, was located by The New York Post. Jeff briefly claimed Tim’s ideas were unconventional.
“Tim Walz’s own brother knows his socialist ideology is dangerous for America. Together with Kamala Harris, inflation will get higher, the illegal immigration crisis will get worse and our nation will look more like Venezuela,” said Representative Nicole Malliotakis (R-NY).
Taking a few steps backward into Minneapolis in 2020, then-Mayor Jacob Frey contended Governor Walz’s response to the unrest in his city during the George Floyd riots was less than impressive. Frey claims to have made “multiple dire requests for National Guard resources that were not granted until after the city was forced to abandon a besieged police precinct,” Fox News reports.
Of course, Walz’s office accused Frey of not being specific enough in his request to protect the destroyed police precinct. Unfortunately, Hope Walz, Timmy’s Leftist daughter, was given access to “confidential information that she disseminated to the general public and rioters,” Fox News continues.
Hope would go on to send multiple tweets that night seemingly tipping off protesters to the location of newly deployed Guard troops. Quite the team player, that Hope.
Not to be left out of the fun, wife, Gwen Walz stated she kept the windows open during the George Floyd riots in order to “smell the burning tires, and that was a very real thing,” per The Daily Beast. Evidently Timmy, Gwen, and Hope were all agog over racial justice finally seeing the light during the Floyd mayhem and sneaker-stealing justice exercise.
Walz openly declared he would buy a ladder factory to ensure ladders were manufactured in lengths long enough to provide for illegal aliens to climb over America’s sovereign fences. Nice guy who is interested in the rule of law. Wink, wink.
Not being overly partisan, I feel the need to point out Coach’s strengths, as well as his shortcomings. Here we go: Timmy excelled by saving taxpayer money by defunding the police. Way to go, Coach!
Clearly seeing bigotry behind every tree, both the Walz and Harris Families seem very, very compatible with one another.
They make a terrific team and hope the American voters are too stupid to notice their hatred for America. I have my fingers crossed that these two communist-leaning candidates will be embarrassed enough to apologize, but sociopaths don’t believe in apologies.
I implore everyone who wishes to continue relishing freedom and individuality to encourage friends and family members to strongly consider the results of electing this pair of misfits. Although great fodder for future stories, they would be dangerous to The Constitution.
Vote wisely.
