It’s time to annoy you with more of my random thoughts. This regular exercise seems to be popular among our readers; my sainted wife, not so much.
Strap yourself into your seat for another round of truisms with some help from vodka martinis.
- Electric cars are now so advanced they can travel nearly 250-miles on a charge
- A Biden-Harris administration is certainly helping our economy, especially liquor stores and marijuana dispensaries
- Nancy Pelosi’s navel appeared to be on her chin, likely due to all her face lifts
- People look so much more attractive wearing their COVID-19 masks
- Lumber is selling for about the same price as gold; nearly $1500/ounce
- Those aforementioned attractive mask-wearers don’t include Maxine Waters
- It’s impossible to lick your elbow
- A “socialist democrat” takes a lot of letters to spell “communist”
- Baby’s Lives Matter, too
- Which is a greater threat: COVID-19 or climate change or Trump supporters?
- I’m glad I never got a participation trophy
- The mainstream media is smarmier than ever
- Hunter
Biden made more money on a trip to
- Joe Biden, Hunter’s father, doesn’t know who Hunter Biden is
- Who are late night TV hosts going to make fun of now?
- I still hate mimes
- How
did racist Joe Biden get so many votes from a woke
- Why did Kamala Harris, racist and proud woman of color, marry a White man?
- Water tastes so much better if you add bourbon to it
- God bless Donald Trump
- The Earth is on fire! They were right about climate change!
- Disregard that last line; my toast is apparently overdone
- Smokey the Cat is concerned about getting COVID-19
- Where do all those never-used car spare tires go?
- If you’re getting paid by the hour, “less talk, more work!”
- Al Capone, mobster, was sent to prison because of tax evasion. Hunter Biden, listen up
- Speaking of taxes, Guvnor Mario Cuomo just announced he needs to raise taxes
- So we need to social distance at 6-feet in the supermarket. How does that work in an airplane?
- Why do Democrat politicians hate and fear God and his son?
- Mark Zuckerberg needs to stop hiding the truth
- What are those fellows with excessively loud motorcycles trying to overcompensate for?
- Fox News is still on the air. Wow! I suppose Juan Williams’ and Donna Brazile’s families are keeping that channel alive
- Joe Biden has hair plugs; perhaps that’s his excuse for his poor mental acuity
- Those plugs may have damaged his brain
- Virginia Guvnor Ralph Northam should run for Guvnor of California
- It
appears as though we’ve crossed the Rubicon of sanity in the
- Five Guys burgers needs to manage crowd control much better
- I am
the only person in
- I am also the only person in town that has a pickup truck with mufflers
- Joy Bahar appears to be off her meds again
- If every one of your conversations contains the words “racist,” “systemic racism,” or “black,” you are likely the problem
- I honestly thought it would take Biden more than 7-hours to kill 8,000 jobs in the oil industry. I was wrong
- Newsmax is my new favorite go-to news channel
