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Monday, March 28, 2022

Pop Quiz

 Attention class:  Today is a terrific time for test.  Tests are administered – or were – in schools to determine how much or little the students are learning.  I’ve been writing this blog for more than a dozen years, and it’s about time to check on our progress.

 

Question One:            Ketanji Brown Jackson is the nominee to be the first black woman Supreme Court Justice.  Throughout her multiple-day forum answering questions from our Senate and House, Jackson fielded countless softball inquiries while accepting scores of accolades.

 

She appeared to have a difficult time answering exploratives relating to the judicial system, her past court records, and her family, both generally and specifically.

 

She bragged with pride about her white husband and mixed race children, while she proudly said her given name was of African decent, a gift from her parents.

 

One question asked of Jackson, by Senator Marsha Blackburn, was if Jackson could “define ‘woman.’”  This potential Supreme Court Justice, Justice for life, as a matter fact, said, “I can’t.”  Her addled brain also precluded her from answering an opinion on when life begins.

 

Jackson was unable to differentiate between a woman, and presumably a man.

 

Q:  Although open-minded and judicial-sounding, does Ketanji Brown Jackson appear to be a qualified black female if she is unable to self-identify as a woman?

 

 

Question Two:           President Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., has been President for more than a year. Since his inauguration in January 2021, inflation began spiraling toward the heavens.  Most of this happened because of Biden’s so-called “Infrastructure Bill.”

 

Costing American tax payers trillions of dollars – dollars that don’t exist – Biden’s solution was to simply print more money.

 

Recalling his Senate career from 1973 – 2009, then his term as Vice President in the years 2009 – 2017, Biden realized he could do anything he wanted, financially.  After all, we are now $27,000,000,000,000 in debt.  Let’s print mo’ money until we run out of ink.

 

Unfortunately, instead of his law degree – the one in which he graduated second from the last in his class – one would think he would’ve pursued a degree in economics, thereby providing him with a solid lesson of how money is earned, saved, and spent.  Alas.

 

Because of his poor-at-best understanding of how money works, Biden’s budget has created havoc with America’s economy, summarily sending our long term financial outlook into deep inflation bordering on a major recession that may be on the horizon.

 

Q:  Is President Biden as stupid as he looks?

 

 

Question Three:         Vice President Kamala Harris is the first black, non-black female vice president of America.  She has been vocally proud of her Jamaican father and Indian mother, neither of which is technically black.

 

VP Harris and the First Hubby
Traveling about the world, and at least lying about visiting France and America’s Southern border, demonstrated her shallow thinking skills and her integrity.  During her bland initial year in office, Harris has drained her office of personnel, many of whom became soulless after working for this demanding witch.

 

Further, her ability to not laugh at any and every public question asked has reached a zenith, for better or worse.  Cackling about international travel, foreign war refugees, her smoking illegal drugs, and Afghanistan disaster, Harris proved to be a total embarrassment, if only for her inane, rambling speeches.

 

She appears to talk down to everyone except her mirror, even foreign leaders and her constituents.  Once again, this race traitor, who is married to a white man, completely backs critical race theory, Black Lives Matter, and, tacitly, segregation.

 

Q:  Who in their right mind voted for this circus clown?

 

 

Question Four:          Fuel prices are soaring, and have been doing so since Joe Biden’s Inauguration Day.  It was at that time when he signed Executive Order after Executive Order, to shut down the Keystone XL Pipeline, which was designed to help send crude oil by the hundred-of-thousands, from Canada to the United States, safely and efficiently.

 

Oil prices, and subsequently gas and diesel fuel, have skyrocketed since that notable day.  But Biden has been lying – as well as his press secretary, Jen Psaki – as is evident in her less-than-honest demeanor for months now with the American people.

 

Both insist the Keystone Pipeline banning had no bearing on the soaring gas prices, with some rising in cost more than $2 per gallon since Biden’s EOs.  California reports a cost of regular gas gallon running over $6.

 

Still, after repeated querying about restarting work on the Keystone Pipeline, Biden and Harris are colluding to hide the trust about their out-of-touch programs and manipulations.

 

Q:  Is Spokes lady Jen Psaki’s brain damaged from her hair dye, much like Biden’s may be damaged from his hair plugs?

 

 

Question Five:            Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Representative from New York, rose through the ranks of life rather quickly.  She attended College of Arts and Sciences, and Boston University, and working as a bartender, just before running and winning her seat in the NY-14 district, as a Democrat; she has held that position since 2019.

 

Earning a double degree in international relations and economics, Ocasio-Cortez, AKA: AOC, squashed more jobs than most politicians by nixing an Amazon Center in her NYC district.  Promising thousands of jobs in the $140,000+ per year range were simply scoffed at by her, causing Amazon to build elsewhere.

 

She also proposed taxing certain individuals at a 70% rate, in order to fund her hare-brained environmental/climate project.  Her apparently useless economics degree prevented her from becoming anything more ambitious than a bartender following her Boston University graduation.

 

In addition to destroying the lives of both her constituents and the balance of Americans, AOC, as a self-described Democratic Socialist of America, has more ambition than brains.

 

Q:  Can someone please send her a job application for a bartender’s position?  Please?

 

 

Question Six:              Although difficult to determine from seeing her, is Nancy Pelosi still alive?

 

 

Question Seven:         Dr. Anthony Fauci, Chief Medical Advisor to the President of the United States, has been serving in the federal government, in varying capacities, for nearly a half-decade.

 

The highest paid government employee, Fauci has been front and center during the 2019 COVID-19 pandemic.  He was instrumental in handling the HIV/AIDS epidemic in the early 1980’s.  Allegations about his handling of the HIV/AIDS epidemic were leveled by members of the LGBTQ+ community, saying he slow-walked a possible cure.

 

Still, he was a member of the White House Coronavirus Task Force under President Donald J. Trump.  He has regularly appeared on countless news and magazine-style television programs, has been revered for his decisive medical actions, and has been a viable contender for wearing N-95 masks and receiving vaccinations, regardless of their usefulness.

 

Q:  Since he lied to the public about mask and vaccine efficacy, should he be arrested and incarcerated for 250+ years in a SuperMax prison?

 

 

Now that wasn’t so bad.  Just for the record, all your answers are correct because they are your opinions.  Congratulations on a perfect score!

 

Hope to see you next week.

Monday, March 21, 2022

Brilliant Strategy

 Joseph Robinette Biden, current President of the United States, dragged our nation out of the Afghanistan quagmire in 2021.  He claimed the 20-year war in which we were entrenched was hopeless and exited with an estimated $64,000,000,000 worth of U.S. military gear and supplies left behind.

 

Ol’ Lunch Bucket Joe insisted we depart that giant Middle East toilet immediately because he was sick and tired of seeing American soldiers needlessly die on foreign soil.

 

His brilliant strategy was to simply pack our bags and boogie out of harm's way.  Brilliant.

 

Because the mainstream media (MSM) are extra quiet on our exit strategy, the truth may never be known.  But were our military leaders involved with input on leaving Afghanistan, or not?

 

General Mark Milley, the current Chief of Staff of the United States Army, insists his input was ignored by the great military strategist, Joe Biden, who gave the orders.  Alas.

 

Lloyd Austin and Mark Milley, both are on the Left
In case you missed it, Four Star General Milley is the same Four Star General Milley that only months prior, had begged the world for insight into racial equity and systemic racism in both American society and the United States military.  Quite a guy.


 

According to news reports, Milley, along with Lloyd Austin, teamed up to improve our armed forces by accusing White military personnel of systemic racism. With accusations of discrimination flying faster than an F-117, our defenders we subjected to accusations, lies, and humiliation, all in the name of equality.

 

In the event you were unaware, Lloyd Austin is the current Secretary of Defense of the United States, and is black.  He was likely born black – not a personal choice – but he has somehow become established in this systemic racism tripe, apparently without regret.

 

Black Lloyd Austin is the antithesis of white Mark Milley.  Both have attained quite lofty positions of power and status, without crying racism for their achievements.

 

But Joe Biden’s Afghanistan immediate departure resulted in a suicide bomber killing 13 American soldiers immediately preceding this cowardly-appearing escape.  And speaking of escape, Biden, Milley, and Austin left behind not only billions of dollars of useable military hardware, but also seemingly countless Americans.

 

The plan to get these patriots out?  Biden explained to us that most of them stayed behind by choice.  Sure, because that Middle East toilet is so much nicer and freer than America.

 

The bottom line is that Joe was wrong once again on foreign policy, something the MSM has yet to call him on.

 

And to prove that he is smarter than he looks, Biden is dipping his big toe into the waters of war once again.  Heck, it’s been nearly a year since our soldiers needlessly died in another unwinnable political war

 

This time, he feels he’s smarter and more mentally sharp than President Vladimir Putin.  Putin is the President of Russia; Russia is a giant landmass of a country that has, not only quite an impressive army, but also lots of oil and natural gas, both of which much of Europe needs, but America, as well.

 

Since the day of his inauguration, Biden signed Executive Orders as “thank you notes” to the environmentalists who helped get him elected.

 

Those EOs included shutting the Keystone XL pipeline, halting drilling in ANWR, canceling oil leases in the continental United States, and freezing fracking.  This was all done in the name of the Global Climate Change conflict.

 

This self-contrived conflict has been around for decades, with each decade bringing a new dire warning about the imminent demise of all human life within a handful of years.  Since the early 1970’s, we have been subjected to lies and manufactured computer prognostications of the Earth’s longevity.

 

The warnings have been predictable with rising oceans, disappearing ozone, over forestation, pollution, dirty water, major climate swings, and erosion.  The cure?

 

Windmills, solar power, and other renewable forms of energy to summarily replace our use of “fossil fuels,” are the solutions to extermination of all things living.

 

The good news is that Tesla, Ford, General Motors, Audi, and numerous other vehicle manufacturers are pioneering the way to electric vehicles.

 

The bad news, however, is that with the current push toward renewable energy, we have fewer capabilities to recharge, cell phones much less electric vehicles.

 

The truth?  Biden’s hare brained EOs stopping-up our domestic oil production is already proving to be a national disaster by helping increase the cost of living/inflation.  With food, home heating, clothing, vehicle, air travel, and housing costs out of control, the estimate of a family’s inflation has risen to an extra $511 per month!

 

Our military has been dithering with inane racial matters in lieu of being accused of racism by racists.  Now they’re ready to hold hands on the battlefield with the enemy.

 

Environmentalists’ simple-minded plans to cede America’s strength to foreign powers seem to be working, inasmuch as we are buying 350,000 barrels of oil, per day, from Russia.  That is important because we are against them attacking Ukraine.  In other words we are financially subsidizing Russia to fight Ukraine.

 

Blacks, and black apologist/guilty whites, are banging the drum of racism while they falsely complain about their accomplishments.

 

Our nation is decidedly overrun with illegal aliens who have poured into our sovereign nation for the past year, by the millions.

 

Democrats have reached the brink of total chaos by telling so many lies that they don’t recognize fact from fiction.

 

Where it will all end is anyone’s guess.  My hope is that it will end in November 2022, immediately following the mid-term elections.  Of course time will tell.

 

But it won’t be soon enough.

Sunday, March 13, 2022

The Genius Bunch

 In the corporate world, there is a saying: Problems are opportunities. 

 

Simply put, that little ditty means that “when you think of problems you’ll only attract more problems,” according to Inc.com.  Hence, if you recognize a problem, you can address that problem to turn a negative into a positive.

 

Rather than hemorrhaging money or resources, you could analyze your situation to rectify your position and reverse your financial bleeding.

 

That is basically the way private companies and corporations get revenues for reinventing, thereby making more money and more money and more money.

 

On the other hand, “the guvment doesn’t use those systems of belief because the guvment was designed to hire the unhireable.” Those simple seventeen words are attributed to yours truly.

 

If you’ve ever had to deal with guvment speed bumps, you know of what I speak.  Think back to your last trip to the DMV.  How about a call to the police or sheriff to report a crime?  Reaching out to your federal Representative or Senator, or the Veteran’s Administration was likely more than challenging.

 

Remember the angst associated with your most recent federal tax return?  How about your state tax return?  Any questions you had were promptly addressed, weren’t they?  Don’t even get me started on building permits or construction inspections – two more manufacturers of guvment red tape.  And vehicle inspections are simply the worst.

 

All these roadblocks are because the guvment employees associated with the IRS, DMV, police, Department of State, VA, FBI, etc., know they control you and you need them more than they need you.

 

You’re likely thinking you have no recourse for acquiring your driver’s license, building permit, tax filing assistance, passport and visa help, and automobile registration, so you need to be beholden.  And you’re right.

 

But what is genuinely maddening is the way these guvment types lie to us.

 

Take our current White House, for example.  Since the President and Vice President are both very, very busy, they have a “spokesperson” who daily meets with the press to offer current situations and answer questions for those media-types.

 

As of January 2021, the day Joseph Robinette Biden was sworn in as the 46th President of the United States, the Oval Office nearly ran out of ink while Biden was signing one Executive Order after another to erase any and all evidence of former President Donald J. Trump.

 

One of those EOs was the rollback of the Keystone XL Pipeline, a major energy conduit for the United States.

 

Almost immediately, the price of gas began rising, and that price has been soaring ever since.  In January 2021, regular gas was selling for and average of $2.67/gallon on the East Coast.

 

Today, fourteen months later, we are in the midst of a Russia takeover of Ukraine, a former Soviet Union state; both Russia and Ukraine produce oil as an export.

 

But inasmuch as Russia and Ukraine are battling one another, America’s purchase of crude oil from Russia would be a tacit funding of that bloody conflict.  Standing on the sidelines borders on heartless, but the U.S. entry into another no-win war is suicidal.

 

Today, our gasoline prices are a healthy $4.99/gallon on the East Coast, and have no sign of changing course.

 

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Already, after only a few short weeks of fighting, US politicians are ready to jump into the fight – but I cannot figure out why, and no politician can give Americans a really good reason other than the price of oil.

 

A trip through the Wormhole Activating and Bridging Automatic Computer (WABAC) Machine – a fictional time travel machine from the Sherman and Mr. Peabody cartoon show, offers some interesting insight.

 

For all you youngsters, and old fogies too ancient to remember, America suffered several “gas crises” decades ago.

 

In the early 1970’s, “Arab members of the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) imposed an embargo against the United States in retaliation for the US decision to re-supply the Israeli military and to gain leverage in the post-war peace negotiations,” per History.State.Gov.

 

I was stuck in miles-long lines to refuel my car at gas stations back then.  Gas went from 33¢/gallon to over $1.25/gallon.  That was lot of money because minimum wage in 1973 was $1.60/hour.  That should put things into perspective.

 

But ask White House spokesperson Jen Psaki, about today’s astronomical gas prices and she’ll answer with a whopper.  She claims this fuel price is rising because of Russian President Vladimir Putin.  Putin is conducting his nefarious business in Europe.  Our Keystone XL Pipeline runs through Canada into the United States.

 

That weak cover story is an attempt to hide the truth behind the record shattering gas price rise.  The truth may anger you, so if you don’t want it, quit reading now.

 

A look back on the campaign trail in 2019, Biden stumped from town-to-town for his election.  When elected, he promised he would eliminate fossil fuels in America.  This was his promise to the eco-warriors who allegedly got him elected as president.

 

Biden is now taking advantage of the European crisis to cling onto the environmental fanaticism.  No more Keystone Pipeline, no more oil from Russia, no more oil from the Middle East, no oil from Venezuela.  How fortuitous. 

 

The definitive solution was recently offered by our U.S. Department of Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg.  Recently pregnant Buttigieg rose to fame as a Mayor in South Bend, Indiana.  He likely never even rode a bus, but he was qualified enough to earn this lofty position.

 

Along side Mayor Pete, is Jennifer Granholm.  Granholm is the current Secretary of Energy; she was the governor of Michigan, so naturally she meets the criteria for managing America’s energy.  Unfortunately she was as poor a governor as she is a Secretary.

 

Mayor Pete, Gubenor Jenny, and President Nitwit, contrived a rather simple solution to this economic mayhem in which we reside.

 

All three feel the definitive solution is to buy electric vehicles (EV).  Pretty simple, huh?

 

Of course, the least expensive EV costs around $60,000, while many other manufacturers sell theirs for $150,000, and up.

 

This Mensa group glibly stated that you will save so much money from having to purchase gas if you owned an EV.  Unfortunately, they forgot to mention the outrageously expensive and rare recharging stations for your new EV.  Alas.

 

As the late Paul Harvey used to end his radio program: “And now you know the rest of the story.”

 

And now you know how the unhireable solve your problems by creating an opportunity.  Yea!

Monday, March 7, 2022

Chocolate Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

It seemed like only months ago.  President Joseph Robinette Biden was sworn-in during a back-slapping ceremony in January 2021.  Perhaps that’s why it seems like only months ago; it was.

 

America was coming off a glorious ride of prosperity, hope, and the first presidency that began and ended without the White House resident starting a war.

 

Upon Biden’s inauguration, the world was in turmoil with something called the COVID-19 flu.  We heard a lot about COVID during the 2020 Presidential debates, with Biden pointing a wrinkled finger at his opponent, incumbent President Donald John Trump, on which Biden blamed each COVID casualty.

 

Throughout the months leading up to that election, the mainstream media (MSM) effectively buried any and all traces of the riots, looting, arson, and deaths.  Most of this mayhem spurred on a new movement of racial division for America precipitated by a truly sick organization called Black Live Matter (BLM).

 

With all the anarchy, Biden allegedly won the election by the largest number of votes ever.  Reasons for this coup include anger over President Trump, most of which was induced by the MSM for three solid years.

 

In any case, Biden gleefully hit the ground running by signing one Executive Order after another to virtually run America into third world country status.  And he has done so with aplomb.

 

In July 2021, Biden insisted the 20-year war in Afghanistan be ended, post haste.  He ordered an immediate withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan; details about his generals’ wishes and suggestions are still oozing out of the Pentagon, but few seem to agree with Biden’s military genius.

 

Actual goat rodeo imitating U.S. Military
This goat rodeo-like exit is best described as chaotic.  American civilians were left behind, troops were left behind, and $84,000,000,000 worth of military hardware was left behind – all in an effort to optically enhance his falling popularity polls.

 

As such, thirteen Special Forces soldiers were killed, as were many Afghani civilians.  The Taliban immediately seized the abandoned weaponry and capitalized using photo ops with that weaponry before distributing it for use against straggling Americans and other allies.

 

Biden’s take on all this was that he needed to stop the 20-year war.  Period.  Then it was off for ice cream.  A reporter’s question was what flavor: “Chocolate chocolate chip,” our Commander-in-Chief responded with a grin.

 

Meanwhile, a fellow named Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia, was busy in his European-Asian stronghold.

 

Elected in 2012, Putin has been occupied with assisting Iran with its nuclear program, selling expensive natural gas and oil to Western Europe, and jockeying for position to retake Ukraine; it exited Russian control in 2014, and has remained a sore point for Putin ever since.

 

Ukraine, for the record, is the second largest country in Europe behind Russia.  It was also an important part of the former Soviet Union before its breakup in the 1980’s.  Ukraine’s location is strategic in that it offers access to the Black Sea, while sharing borders with Poland, Belarus, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, and Moldova.

 

Among its strategic position, Ukraine geography holds iron ore, coal, manganese, natural gas, oil, salt, sulphur, graphite, titanium, magnesium, kaolin, nickel, and mercury.  Many of these natural resources have military uses and can become more valuable in times of war.

 

Putin is said to feel Ukraine rightfully belongs to Russia, as he may desire to reassemble the Soviet Union to its perceived glory days of yore.  Over the past few months, Putin has been moving troops, tanks, artillery, transports, and fuel to the Ukraine border.

 

In what certainly appeared to resemble an imminent invasion, the Biden Administration has been leaking whispers of threats to Putin.

 

As usual, Biden, who appears weak on a good day, recently mumbled that Putin would pay dearly if he entered Ukraine.

 

Still wearing that stupid COVID mask, Biden slurred his threat repeatedly over the course of weeks, that sanctions would be painful to Russia.  That remains to be seen.  All the while President Putin vowed he would not attack Ukraine.  And the back and forth continued.

 

In an epiphany, President Biden realized he would do well to send Vice President Kommie La Harris to Ukraine in an effort to stop any possible invasion by Russia.

 

Harris, for the record, was in charge of America’s southern border.  She could not stifle the flow of illegal immigrants there.  Her stern “Don’t come here,” warning evidently lacked the strength to deter law breakers, drug smugglers, and child sex traffickers, from trespassing on American soil as felons.

 

Videotaped news stories about her effort seem to show her half-hearted stab at threatening the most powerful man in the world, President Putin.

 

I say this because Putin’s optics includes him riding a horse, shirtless, with bulging muscles.  He carefully examines and fires military firearms and shoulder fired missiles, and he walks and speaks with purpose.  There is little doubt Vladimir Putin is a no-nonsense guy.

 

On the other hand, President Biden verbally mumbles, physically stumbles, falls asleep during meetings, and just appears fearful and feeble by wearing that stupid mask. 

 

Although those points are not necessarily concrete indicators of strength or success, they are barometers of personalities that can, and have in the past, sent the world down the wrong path.

 

Yesterday Putin declared eastern sections of Ukraine under Russian control.  Many Ukrainians have already fled the country, while others are standing tough.  What punitive actions Putin will take remain speculative.  But Putin has copious amounts of oil to sell the world.

 

Just bear in mind that Biden and his administration fumbled our departure from Afghanistan – a war in which we had no real fight or goal.

 

Ukraine is now something Biden desperately wants to stick his nose into.  Another 20-year war?  Let’s hope not.  He’s got enough failures on his plate already.

 

If President Biden is concerned about “winning” an incursion in Ukraine, he won’t.  If he’s worried about President Putin, Putin will thoroughly embarrass Biden and the United States.

 

Bottom Line:

 

America’s most dire genuine problem today is the economy, led primarily by the price of oil.  Biden intentionally cut off our oil through the Keystone XL Pipeline, to appease the climate change crowd and a smattering of anti-American Democrat Congressmen.

 

As a result, America is relying on foreign oil from the Middle East, South America, and Russia.  Yes, Russia.

 

By buying our oil from Russia we are paying Putin to threaten us while bankrupting our economy.

 

It’s time to tell that White House nitwit to open the oil flow again, and tell the environmentalists to move to another environmentally friendly country lest we pay $7/gallon for gas, or more.  

 

That old, dead White guy, Thomas Jefferson, said: “ The government you elect is the government you deserve.”

 

Amen.

Sunday, February 27, 2022

Keep It to Yourself

Vinyl was once the king of media.  Not those shiny garments or seat covers – all of which consist of vinyl – but rather records, more specifically LPs, or long-playing records, from days of yore.

 

It seemed as though every home in America had a record player, also known as a hifi.  For the youngsters in the audience, these were delicate machines with a platter upon which you would place the LP.  The LP spun while a tone arm gingerly sat atop the LP.

 

As this arrangement spun the tone arm would reproduce the sounds from the grooves in the LP with the benefit of a needle inside the tone arm.  The rest was purely magic.

 

Vinyl record player with an LP

LPs played at a speed of 33 1/3 revolutions per minute to recreate some of the most wonderful music, as well as some of the worst.  Still, the sound was often full of static because of damage from the needle on the easily damaged vinyl.

 

Seasoned audiophiles can readily discern the difference of compact discs and LPs simply by the pops and hiss emanating from the hifi’s speakers.  And there is no real comparison as to which sounds best.  Amen.

 

Vinyl records were eventually discontinued from sales, summarily replaced by compact discs; the only available LPs were obtainable from secondhand stores, garage sales, or friends who were clueless about their perceived value.

 

But these classic records have recently made a commanding comeback, as have the record players and hifis.  Instead of a few dollars each, these “re-pressed” records now easily surpass $30 each.  Record players are commanding upwards of $150.

 

Still, the war over which sounds better remains up for debate.  Personally, I never left the LP world, but still made the transition to CDs to remain up-to-date.

 

This minor bickering may not seem like a big deal to most people, mostly because we, as a society, have the right to our own opinions.  I have opinions just as the next person, and the next, and so on.

 

And because I feel I’m correct in my opinion about LPs, I am not part of a crusade to stifle or silence someone else’s thoughts or opinions because they are just that: opinions.

 

Likewise, when the topic of conversation changes from LP vs. CD, I have no desire to demean or silence another person when we begin chatting about the intelligence of politicians, or veracity of podcast hosts, or the genuineness of climate change.

 

As we established, those personal beliefs are opinions, something everyone has.

 

However, it seems as though we, as a nation, have crossed the Rubicon of civilization.  No, I’m not saying we’re headed down some sordid path to annihilation, rather I am saying we largely feel anointed to the point we can demand others think and feel as we do.

 

For some years, the public school system has become flooded with fabricators about America’s society, schools, attitudes, and biases.

 

We are reminded annually that White Europeans overthrew the untamed land now known as the United States of America.  We have been forced to accept that the fun-loving natives were passive and caring to all, and that the newcomer White intruders intentionally killed the native off with diseases.  Thanksgiving Day should be criminalized.

 

We have been told that if was not for humans, the Earth would not be dying at an alarming rate: we have only nine-years remaining according to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who said that as fact with conviction.

 

Our current situation of dire financial straits is because we are NOT spending enough money, according to President Joseph Robinette Biden.

 

Public officials allowed millions of illegal aliens freely enter the United States without proof of identity, health status, or criminal record.

 

Newly elected district attorneys and co-opted judges are releasing countless violent criminals based on race, to the detriment of civilized residents and other victims of this sordid social experiment.

 

School children are being forced to wear COVID masks in class, only to be penalized by creating an inability to learn correct word pronunciation, as well as causing health and breathing concerns.  Meanwhile, elected officials openly lie to their constituents by telling them they are not following the COVID mask rules because they “held their breath” to comply.

 

A podcast host is vilified for saying things that a smattering of his listeners deem inappropriate.  He was subjected to a campaign to silence him for having an opinion, as was a stand-up comedian for his routine.

 

And so it goes, with wacky Marxist organizations like BLM, and other racially divisive gangs of thugs.

 

Speaking of thugs, school “educators” – have you noticed no one is a “teacher” anymore? – are now hell-bent on ensuring our children are subject to Critical Race Theory?  That’s where educators separate children mentally and physically based on their race.  Separate but equal?

 

Of course, most Americans are too busy trying to keep their heads above water to become involved in the mechanics of daily living.  Others are complacent while feeling their children’s needs in school are being met.  Yet some are concerned and becoming involved to stem this tide of immolation for the sake of transition to Socialism.

 

These are but a few examples of disagreements between otherwise sensible friends and neighbors that are now winding up with silencing the opinions of others.

 

People are quick to point out The Constitution, especially its Bill of Rights portion which contains the First Amendment of Freedom of Speech, as a means to silence the opinions of others. 

 

Not unlike my opinion on the unique, unmistakable sound of a vinyl LP, my opinion is just as valid and important as to Christopher Columbus, Abraham Lincoln, Christmas, and ignorant or wanton actions directed by district attorneys and lame judges.

 

If you don’t have anything of substance to offer without attempting to punish dissenters, you are the problem.  You are not creating anything; you are destroying.

 

And vinyl rules.

Monday, February 21, 2022

Get on the Bus

A few weeks ago, I injured my shoulder installing a television antenna on the roof.  It’s a long story that didn’t involve paramedics, broken bones, bandages, or gaping holes in the ceiling.  Rather, it was a pretty lame move on my part that involved a damaged bicep.

OUCH!  Good enough.

 

So it was off to see the doctor who specializes in collecting payments for his new sailboat.  He determined my arm needed rest in order to heal; that time frame – according to Doc – was estimated to be roughly 3 to 4 months.  MONTHS!

 

My days on Earth are numbered so, three months is quite a long time.  At my insistence, Doc gave me a prescription for some muscle relaxers.  I immediately read the bottle dosage instructions and tossed one little round, white pill down the proverbial hatch.  And it was off to bed for me.

 

Waking the next day, I found myself full of vim and vigor.  My sainted wife was already up and about, so I decided to watch the world news from bed, with Smokey the Cat next to me.

 

“Former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is seeking an exploratory committee to determine her viability to run for President in 2024…” was all I needed to hear.

 

Like a lightning bolt, I jumped from the bed to find a calendar to check the year.  It was mid-February 2022 when I took to bed, but this news seemed to be months – even years – in the future.  Could that one little round, white pill make me sleep like Rip Van Winkle?

 

Smokey eventually came down off the ceiling fan to investigate the ado.

 

It would appear as though some short-sighted Hillary staffer thought it would be a splendid idea to dust her off and polish her up to shine in the spotlight.

 

As luck has it, narcissistic Hillary has been dipping her big toe in the election waters for some months now.  She recently released a book, but who hasn’t?  She has been making the speech circuit touting her leftist ideas, and she has been haranguing every American that didn’t vote for her in 2016.  Evidently, she has run out of hobbies.

 

Now she wants to know if the time is right to throw her pointy witch's hat in the political arena for another go-around.  The last time Hillary did so, Donald Trump, her opponent, caused her to take home the First Loser Trophy in the 2016 Presidential Election.

 

And Hillary has yet to forgive him.  She spent years bouncing from Leftist television show to Leftist television show, carping about how President Trump stole the election from her.  But wait, there’s more.

 

Not only did she traipse about the countryside banging her tinny drum, but she also decided to write words to this horrible, R&B-like song. 

 

With lyrics to the tune of ‘he cheated,’ and ‘the Russians,’ and ‘collusion,’ Mrs. Clinton desperately tried to turn America, Americans, and even foreign leaders, against the newly elected President Trump.

 

Her efforts were noble in that she – not unlike the old Soviet Communists – repeated the mantra of misdoings by President Trump both far and wide.  But she had help.

 

CNN, MSNBC, MSN, ABC, CBS, NBC, and PBS, all rounded up the wagons to create a circle for protection from the victorious Trump Administration.  Not to be left out of the character assassination, Facebook and Twitter thought they’d like to help The Cause, too.

 

Accusations of Russian manipulation, FBI shenanigans, CIA involvement, foreign collusion, hotel hookers, trysts, smarmy lawyers, exotic dancers, and lies about racial division, made this newly-forming regime read more like a cheap pulp novel than an Oval Office victory.

 

The mainstream media (MSM) were more than compliant to help the rightful owner of the 2016 White House reach her goal, even though she rightfully lost.

 

Several non-stop years of legal actions, writs, bipartisan stonewalling, and MSM assistance kept the news bleak and hopeless.  We, as a nation, were supposed to believe that Hillary Clinton was the only cure for what wrath Donald Trump was wreaking on polite society.

 

Daily, parades of slanted pundits called for impeachment, while even the assclown mayor of London, England, authorized a caricature balloon of President Trump to fly – a symbolic finger in the eye of our duly elected President Trump and all who voted for him.

 

Conservative voices were drowned out and eventually silenced to give the misimpression that only dissenting views were legitimate.

 

President Trump appeared with CBS’s Leslie Stahl in an interview, during which The President mentioned a wiretap on his phones.  Ms. Stahl, always the voice of reason, poo-poohed Mr. Trump, complaining he “had no proof!”

 

Unfortunately for Leslie, there is videotape of that interview.  Just in time for the big reveal.

 

And now, a Department of Justice (DOJ) attorney, John Durham, who has been working on this tawdry effort to smear President Trump and America’s electoral system, has the proof Ms. Stahl so desperately demanded.

 

It seems as though Attorney Durham has conducted copious interviews and followed countless leads to determine that the 2016 Hillary Clinton campaign had paid for infiltration of the Trump campaign and the Official White House computer servers.

 

This information is just the beginning of what appears to be a blizzard of high-profile indictments of many individuals and organizations with less-than-pure intentions enough, in fact, to get a bus for Clinton cronies’ trips to the hearings and subsequent trials.

 

But if Ms. Clinton would like to not go through all the expected legal and publicly humiliating hoopla, I could give her Doc’s number so she might be able to get a prescription for some of those little round, white pills.

 

They might help her sleep through all her legal woes.

Friday, February 11, 2022

Random Thoughts IX

 


They’re back.  Those awful Random Thoughts that paint a broad picture of today’s society in an unvarnished way have returned.

 

Pour yourself a stiff drink, or light up a doobie, and enjoy the ride to next week’s story.  And thanks for reading.

 

  • Is Joe biden still president?  Or was he ever really the president?
  • Why is Dr. Anthony Fauci not in a federal prison?
  • Where is Vice President Kommie La Harris?
  • How are we going to recharge electric vehicles without electricity?
  • Hooray for critical race theory!  Now everybody can legitimately hate everyone
  • With all the Blacks being killed in Chicago, do Black lives still matter?
  • I thought our country was overpopulated; why are we allowing entry to all those illegal aliens?
  • Thanks, “President” biden, for the ultra high gas prices!
  • Let’s not forget about inflation-in-general
  • Facebook is too smarmy to use, as is Twitter
  • So, guns are responsible for shootings – clearly I have lazy guns
  • Why is Joy Bahar so quiet?
  • Maxine Waters is still a turd
  • Mimes remain the worst
  • Afghanistan is still a giant toilet
  • Since Pope Francis is so concerned about refugees, he should put some up in the Vatican;  I’ll bet he has extra space
  • Do all those people getting free checks from the guvment know they could be paying their rent with that money?
  • Where are all those trigger happy shooters in Chicago getting their ammunition?  I thought there was a shortage
  • Does “President” biden even know where Afghanistan is located on a map?
  • Gas prices are skyrocketing because of President Trump, according to Joe biden.  He hasn’t been in office for eight months, you know
  • It seems as though “President” biden may very well be suffering from ice cream brain freeze
  • Donald Trump is living rent-free in Joe biden’s head
  • What is a dictator?  Joe biden is a dictator
  • I hear the NFL is now playing the “Blacque National Anthem” before its games.  I wouldn’t know because I no longer watch overpaid minstrels
  • Bette Midler is still off her meds, according to her rants
  • Where in Hell are Bernie Sanders and Nancy Pelosi getting all these trillions of dollars from?  Your kid’s future, that’s where
  • The biggest threat to America is: the economy, systemic racism, English, endless wars, COVID-19, Donald Trump supporters, climate change, student loans, snail darters, MAGA hats, COVID-19, xenophobia, UFOs, math, waning supply of illegal aliens, computer coders, COVID-19, and climate change.  Pick one.  ONE!
  • If Kommie La Harris can be elected as Vice President, there’s still hope for me
  • Liquor stores should be sprouting up like weeds around the Capitol, if only to serve biden’s speech writing staff
  • Someone needs to start a biden bingo game.  Every time he stumbles through a speech, you fill-in a square toward a “win.”  Categories could include mumbling, ripping off his mask, falling asleep, saying “COVID,” and race-baiting
  • Fried green tomatoes with soft shelled crabs are the best
  • What is serial liar Adam Schiff up to these days?
  • Why did Obama buy a $14,000,000 house on island Martha’s Vineyard if climate change was going to drown coastal areas?  Is he really as stupid as he looks?
  • Smokey the Cat says, “Hi!”
  • Is the NFL still in business?  Who really cares?
  • Haitians and Syrians are crossing the Mexican border into the USA.  Does anyone in the biden administration realize they needed to arrive by boat?  Not an easy walk
  • Jen Psaki closely resembles James Bond movie character Colonel Rosa Klebb 
  • Global warming or climate change…which is it today?
  • I’m considering moving to South America; it must be pretty empty about now
  • If someone needs to drive a driverless car, it’s not a driverless car
  • A California city is considering paying its criminals not to commit crimes; on an unrelated note, the NY Giants are paying their fans to not kill themselves
  • So now biden has angered France over his nuclear submarine deal with Australia; I thought he was the ‘great healer?’
  • The Pope needs to stand up to biden, Pelosi, and other Dems who promote murdering innocent babies
  • When is an “insurrection” not an insurrection?  When Nancy Pelosi says so
  • I recall hearing that health care was a “right;” If so, how can doctors deny health care for the unvaccinated?

 

 

That’s enough for this iteration.  Thanks for visiting, and hope to see you back next week.