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Friday, February 11, 2022

Random Thoughts IX

 


They’re back.  Those awful Random Thoughts that paint a broad picture of today’s society in an unvarnished way have returned.

 

Pour yourself a stiff drink, or light up a doobie, and enjoy the ride to next week’s story.  And thanks for reading.

 

  • Is Joe biden still president?  Or was he ever really the president?
  • Why is Dr. Anthony Fauci not in a federal prison?
  • Where is Vice President Kommie La Harris?
  • How are we going to recharge electric vehicles without electricity?
  • Hooray for critical race theory!  Now everybody can legitimately hate everyone
  • With all the Blacks being killed in Chicago, do Black lives still matter?
  • I thought our country was overpopulated; why are we allowing entry to all those illegal aliens?
  • Thanks, “President” biden, for the ultra high gas prices!
  • Let’s not forget about inflation-in-general
  • Facebook is too smarmy to use, as is Twitter
  • So, guns are responsible for shootings – clearly I have lazy guns
  • Why is Joy Bahar so quiet?
  • Maxine Waters is still a turd
  • Mimes are still the worst
  • Afghanistan is still a giant toilet
  • Since Pope Francis is so concerned about refugees, he should put some up in the Vatican;  I’ll bet he has extra space
  • Do all those people getting free checks from the guvment know they could be paying their rent with that money?
  • Where are all those trigger happy shooters in Chicago getting their ammunition?  I thought there was a shortage
  • Does “President” biden even know where Afghanistan is located on a map?
  • Gas prices are skyrocketing because of President Trump, according to Joe biden.  He hasn’t been in office for eight months, you know
  • It seems as though “President” biden may very well be suffering from ice cream brain freeze
  • Donald Trump is living rent-free in Joe biden’s head
  • What is a dictator?  Joe biden is a dictator
  • I hear the NFL is now playing the “Blacque National Anthem” before its games.  I wouldn’t know because I no longer watch overpaid minstrels
  • Bette Midler is still off her meds, according to her rants
  • Where in Hell are Bernie Sanders and Nancy Pelosi getting all these trillions of dollars from?  Your kid’s future, that’s where
  • The biggest threat to America is: the economy, systemic racism, English, endless wars, COVID-19, Donald Trump supporters, climate change, student loans, snail darters, MAGA hats, COVID-19, xenophobia, UFOs, math, waning supply of illegal aliens, computer coders, COVID-19, and climate change.  Pick one.  ONE!
  • If Kommie La Harris can be elected as Vice President, there’s still hope for me
  • Liquor stores should be sprouting up like weeds around the Capitol, if only to serve biden’s speech writing staff
  • Someone needs to start a biden bingo game.  Every time he stumbles through a speech, you fill-in a square toward a “win.”  Categories could include mumbling, ripping off his mask, falling asleep, saying “COVID,” and race-baiting
  • Fried green tomatoes with soft shelled crabs are the best
  • What is serial liar Adam Schiff up to these days?
  • Why did Obama buy a $14,000,000 house on island Martha’s Vineyard if climate change was going to drown coastal areas?  Is he really as stupid as he looks?
  • Smokey the Cat says, “Hi!”
  • Is the NFL still in business?  Who really cares?
  • Haitians and Syrians are crossing the Mexican border into the USA.  Does anyone in the biden administration realize they needed to arrive by boat?  Not an easy walk
  • Jen Psaki closely resembles James Bond movie character Colonel Rosa Klebb 
  • Global warming or climate change…which is it today?
  • I’m considering moving to South America; it must be pretty empty about now
  • If someone needs to drive a driverless car, it’s not a driverless car
  • A California city is considering paying its criminals not to commit crimes; on an unrelated note, the NY Giants are paying their fans to not kill themselves
  • So now biden has angered France over his nuclear submarine deal with Australia; I thought he was the ‘great healer?’
  • The Pope needs to stand up to biden, Pelosi, and other Dems who promote murdering innocent babies
  • When is an “insurrection” not an insurrection?  When Nancy Pelosi says so
  • I recall hearing that health care was a “right;” If so, how can doctors deny health care for the unvaccinated?

 

 

That’s enough for this iteration.  Thanks for visiting, and hope to see you back next week.