A few weeks ago, I injured my shoulder installing a television antenna on the roof. It’s a long story that didn’t involve paramedics, broken bones, bandages, or gaping holes in the ceiling. Rather, it was a pretty lame move on my part that involved a damaged bicep.
OUCH! Good enough.
So it was off to see the doctor who specializes in collecting payments for his new sailboat. He determined my arm needed rest in order to heal; that time frame – according to Doc – was estimated to be roughly 3 to 4 months. MONTHS!
My days on Earth are numbered so, three months is quite a long time. At my insistence, Doc gave me a prescription for some muscle relaxers. I immediately read the bottle dosage instructions and tossed one little round, white pill down the proverbial hatch. And it was off to bed for me.
Waking the next day, I found myself full of vim and vigor. My sainted wife was already up and about, so I decided to watch the world news from bed, with Smokey the Cat next to me.
“Former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is seeking an exploratory committee to determine her viability to run for President in 2024…” was all I needed to hear.
Like a lightning bolt, I jumped from the bed to find a calendar to check the year. It was mid-February 2022 when I took to bed, but this news seemed to be months – even years – in the future. Could that one little round, white pill make me sleep like Rip Van Winkle?
Smokey eventually came down off the ceiling fan to investigate the ado.
It would appear as though some short-sighted Hillary staffer thought it would be a splendid idea to dust her off and polish her up to shine in the spotlight.
As luck has it, narcissistic Hillary has been dipping her big toe in the election waters for some months now. She recently released a book, but who hasn’t? She has been making the speech circuit touting her leftist ideas, and she has been haranguing every American that didn’t vote for her in 2016. Evidently, she has run out of hobbies.
Now she wants to know if the time is right to throw her pointy witch's hat in the political arena for another go-around. The last time Hillary did so, Donald Trump, her opponent, caused her to take home the First Loser Trophy in the 2016 Presidential Election.
And Hillary has yet to forgive him. She spent years bouncing from Leftist television show to Leftist television show, carping about how President Trump stole the election from her. But wait, there’s more.
Not only did she traipse about the countryside banging her tinny drum, but she also decided to write words to this horrible, R&B-like song.
With lyrics to the tune of ‘he
cheated,’ and ‘the Russians,’ and ‘collusion,’ Mrs. Clinton desperately tried
to turn
Her efforts were noble in that she – not unlike the old Soviet Communists – repeated the mantra of misdoings by President Trump both far and wide. But she had help.
CNN, MSNBC, MSN, ABC, CBS, NBC, and PBS, all rounded up the wagons to create a circle for protection from the victorious Trump Administration. Not to be left out of the character assassination, Facebook and Twitter thought they’d like to help The Cause, too.
Accusations of Russian manipulation, FBI shenanigans, CIA involvement, foreign collusion, hotel hookers, trysts, smarmy lawyers, exotic dancers, and lies about racial division, made this newly-forming regime read more like a cheap pulp novel than an Oval Office victory.
The mainstream media (MSM) were more than compliant to help the rightful owner of the 2016 White House reach her goal, even though she rightfully lost.
Several non-stop years of legal actions, writs, bipartisan stonewalling, and MSM assistance kept the news bleak and hopeless. We, as a nation, were supposed to believe that Hillary Clinton was the only cure for what wrath Donald Trump was wreaking on polite society.
Daily, parades of slanted pundits
called for impeachment, while even the assclown mayor of
Conservative voices were drowned out and eventually silenced to give the misimpression that only dissenting views were legitimate.
President Trump appeared with CBS’s Leslie Stahl in an interview, during which The President mentioned a wiretap on his phones. Ms. Stahl, always the voice of reason, poo-poohed Mr. Trump, complaining he “had no proof!”
Unfortunately for Leslie, there is videotape of that interview. Just in time for the big reveal.
And now, a Department of Justice
(DOJ) attorney, John Durham, who has been working on this tawdry effort to
smear President Trump and
It seems as though Attorney Durham has conducted copious interviews and followed countless leads to determine that the 2016 Hillary Clinton campaign had paid for infiltration of the Trump campaign and the Official White House computer servers.
This information is just the
beginning of what appears to be a blizzard of high-profile indictments of many
individuals and organizations with less-than-pure intentions enough, in fact,
to get a bus for
But if Ms. Clinton would like to not go through all the expected legal and publicly humiliating hoopla, I could give her Doc’s number so she might be able to get a prescription for some of those little round, white pills.
They might help her sleep through all her legal woes.
