More random thoughts are here. It seems as though the weather has kept me inside, hydrated, and thoughtful. With that, below is another brilliant list of those thoughts.
- Not all doctors are good doctors.
- Collusion: illegal cooperation or conspiracy, especially in order to cheat or deceive others. Mrs. Clinton, this applies to you.
- You must be vain to think strangers are going to buy your autobiographical book.
- Bernie Sanders sounds like a Russian, with all his socialistic/communistic ideas.
- If you are employed by a business, you should at least pretend you work there.
- Telemarketers are as slimy as jewelers and car sales folk.
- What is the point of Black Lives Matter?
- Is golfing supposed to be alligator-laden dangerous to speed up the game?
- Let’s add alligators to baseball.
- An electric car that
can travel 230 miles on a charge?
Forget it. It would take me
a week to drive to
- Donald Trump is President! Yeah!
- It’s amusing to watch stupid people act as though they are brilliant.
- To all those kids who made fun of my glasses in fifth grade, but now wear clear glass frames to now look smarter, I say, “F-you!”
- Why is it so
important to have illegal aliens in the
- White Lives Matter, too.
- Watching Maxine Watters is better than watching cartoons.
- Is it the law for the Chincoteague food trucks to charge $16 for a sandwich?
- Just who buys that awful one-ply toilet paper? Are you that cheap?
- Donna Brazil ought to be serving time in federal prison
- All those obstructionists, anti-Trump Republicans better hone-up their resumes.
- Clearly, global warming is causing these hot and humid conditions.
- Bring on some global cooling so I can go ice skating.
- I’m ready for fresh,
- Someone told me
there was an Assateague Island in
- I personally boycott states that preclude me from exercising my Second Amendment rights.
- Car insurance companies should go bankrupt for penalizing you for filing a claim.
- I’m trying to propagate weeds; if I’m lucky, they’ll die like my lawn.
- Cost of rope: $4.00; cost of marine rope: $18.00.
- The retarded kid speeding around town, in her patchwork truck, needs to have her license revoked. You know who you are, Charlie.
- I love scrapple.
- Sayonara, Sears!
- Ford, you’re next.
- Box wine is just as good as bottled wine.
- If you liked the stop lights and high-end coffee boutiques in your town back home, you should have stayed there.
- Don’t knock on my door unless you have money for me. Period.
