Our celebration of the birth of
our Lord, Jesus Christ, is barely over for this year. People are now focused on a personal grand
New Year’s Eve festival after all the negativity spewed by the buttinskis.
Buttinskis are those people without
lives of their own. As such, they become
involved in yours to fill that void left by all their hatred, betwixt and
between their egotistical superiority.
Allow me to explain.
For several months we have heard
their relentless cries about “freedom FROM religion,” Christian’s faith of an
unseen God, and our simple-minded disbelief in a “science-proven” debacle
called “Climate Change.”
The buttinskis claim we are
stupid because renowned scientists and recently-graduated college pukes say our
planet is quickly going to burn up because of “global warming,” or freeze solid
because of “global cooling,” also known as climate change.
The bottom line is that they are
certain that something is happening, it is the fault of humans, and we can fix
it with lots of money.
Don’t you feel stupid now? Just a few thousand dollars more in tax money
would cure all our problems, although I’m not sure how.
In any case, we Christians are
the ignorant ones because we believe that a baby was born to the Blessed Virgin
Mary. This was the beginning of
Christianity. Amen.
But they wonder how Christians
can blindly believe in the Son Man, God, a virgin birth, and countless trials
and tribulations, all documented in the Holy Bible.
Oddly enough, those same
buttinskis blindly believe in something human beings have been documenting for
ages called “weather.” The difference is
that when it gets hot, they call it global warming, with icebergs melting
thereby causing global flooding; when it is really cold, they term that as
global cooling – a weather system that freezes water, creating ice and killing
pesky summer bugs. When the weather is
nice, it is referred to as an aberration.
Of course their blind belief is sensible because numerous scientists deemed
their cause, genuine.
On the other hand, our belief is
abnormal, although religious scholars and archeologists can point to
Christianity being authentic with hard evidence. Alas.
To prove you are not only a
Christian nut job, buttinskis quickly point to Earth-saving techniques that
require little, if any, sacrifice.
Sacrifice such as recycling is simple and easy.
It seems as though this year’s
gift wrapping paper – the stuff that covered the Christmas, Chanukah, or
Kwanzaa, gifts – should have been recyclable.
Yep, December 25th is the day those buttinskis began
chastising anew for the upcoming year of unyielding badgering.
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So it is with this in mind that
my New Year’s resolution for 2019 is that I’m going to absolutely ignore their
whining about anything and everything not ecological-based.
Perhaps we will get lucky and
those melting icebergs will create floodwaters to carry the buttinskis into
oblivion. Keep your fingers
crossed. And Happy New Year!
