Be prepared for one more iteration of Random Thoughts, this time both gluten-free and free-range. Please enjoy the ride. By the way, Smokey the Cat contributed to this posting.
- Why did it take a nation chock full o’ lawyers 49-years to realize the word “abortion” does not appear in the U.S. Constitution?
- Let’s wager on AG Merrick Garland investigating Hunter and Joseph Biden
- Paul Pelosi luckily just purchased $1,000,000’s in semi-conductor stock manufacturers, just ahead of a guvment contract vote without inside info
- Let’s
train prisoners to make boots for our troops rather than us buy them from
- Heck,
let them make everything we buy from
- Arrest Nancy Pelosi, Liz Cheney, Adam Schiff, and the other liars for insurrection
- I hope Mayor Pete Buttigieg is doing well after his birth of twins
- And Lia Thomas has been nominated for the NCAA Woman of the Year – yea!
- Why is Newsmax trying to commit suicide?
- Fox News is now shunning Donald Trump, too
- I’ve got my fingers crossed that the environmentalists can stop hurricanes and tornadoes
- But what if they can’t, after spending trillions of dollars on altering the weather?
- Who owns the manufacturing of those rechargeable EV batteries?
- Cheap bologna now costs $6/pound
- A 28-ounce can of Dunkin’ Donuts ground coffee is selling for $22!
- The White House should be shuttered in hopes the lying stops
- Why is Monkeypox now an official pandemic?
- Is Mayor Pete still lactating?
- Speaking of which, where’s all the baby formula?
- Someone should check Janet Yellen’s pulse
- An electric vehicle for $70,000 without a complex internal combustion engine is sinful
- Are we still listening to the criminal thugs about defunding the police?
- How come those pro-baby murderers could locate the word “abortion” in the Constitution, but not the words “Keep and bear Arms”?
- I just
witnessed Hurricane Ian devastate
- If cows are responsible for methane flatulence, why is nothing being done about MSNBC’s gasbag, Joy Reid?
- I wish had my old Frye Boots from my college days
- Karine Jean-Pierre can’t possibly be getting paid for acting as the White House Spokesliar
- Mimes are still the worst
- The Biden Organized Crime Family is a close second, though
- I think the racehorse, Pay Chester, just crossed the finish line; he started the race in 1973.
- Taylor Swift is really whiny
- Gisele Bundchen: Gimme a call
- And
Brittney Griner won’t be packing any more drugs to
- What kind of nonsense is The White House going to lie about this week?
- I just got a full tank of gas for $22! Of course it was for my lawnmower
- What a strange day…first I found a hat full of money. Then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar
- I hate when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart while they’ve never seen one of his paintings
- I don’t think a therapist is supposed to say “Wow,” that many times in your first session
- And lastly, the people who think men can get pregnant are suddenly worried about misinformation on Twitter. Ah, yes.
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