Good news and bad news: We now have gasoline selling at $4.85/gallon, our planet is only nine-years from extinction, and General Mark Milley and Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin are demanding our military troops conduct nicer wars.
That means it’s time for more Random Thoughts. Please enjoy them.
- Are those stupid hidden, secret singer shows still on television?
- Why do
people continue wearing N-95 masks?
- With all this recession and inflation, the Biden Administration is raising taxes
- Can’t
anyone else see that Putin is trying to draw the
- Russians have been funding environmental problems for decades. Who knew?
- Doesn’t Joe Biden’s wife know her husband is inept?
- Let’s
save
- Katanji Brown Jackson can’t describe a woman; her poor daughter, alas
- Now we’re supposed to expect food shortages from Biden?
- Vice President Kommie La Harris is a true gift
- Jake Sullivan must’ve gotten his job as the token white guy, by default. He’s not very good at it
- Why does anyone except the condemned care if capital punishment hurts?
- So, the Left hates Elon Musk, the savior of the environment, because he’s rich
- Does Jen Psaki, aka: Colonel Rosa Klebb, expect her nose to grow if she tells the truth?
- Prepare yourself for more COVID restrictions come election time
- Mayor Pete’s over his twin birthing; now he expects us to buy electric vehicles
- Is Colin Kaepernick still begging to get back into the racist, slave-like NFL?
- I wish my nextdoor neighbor, The Skipper, was blessed with tact and manners
- Why is it important to teach 5-year olds about sex?
- AOC wants me to pay for her college education. She should sue her college for a refund for making her dumber
- Does anyone realize men can get breast cancer, too?
- By the way, is Mayor Pete still lactating from his twin birthing?
- Can Dr. Jill Biden write me a prescription for Cyclobenzaprine?
- Smokey the Cat is too quiet; he’s up to no good
- Why not encourage “Pro Choicers” to have more abortions; it won’t be long before their sick cult vanishes from society
- Who did Neil Young sleep with to get his record contracts?
- Thank God Tiger Woods is playing golf again. Just kidding
- The Dept. of Justice wants to prosecute “insurrectionists.” What about prosecuting protestors who antagonize Supreme Court Justices?
- Is my new electric vehicle going to be charged by wind, the sun, or fossil fuels?
- How
long before ALL children need therapy to reverse CRT, transsexualism, and hate
for
- Why is no one upset the U.S. Government lied to us about UFOs?
- Is Adam Schiff still not taking his meds?
- Maxine Waters looks really good for being 137-years old
- Fox broadcast needs a show about mimes; that’s the one last thing that annoys me more than Madonna and Bette Midler
- God bless Donald Trump
- Why is it dangerous and illegal to put a tube in a car tire? Every NASCAR vehicle has tubes in their tires and they travel at 200+MPH
- An alleged January 6th “insurrection” is terrifying because unauthorized GOP constituents roamed about the Capitol; is Stephen Colbert going to be guilty?
- Gravity seems to be President Brandon’s worst enemy – he just fell off his bicycle
- According to the White House high inflation is the fault of Americans
- CNN is apparently grabbing the water in which they are drowning in ratings
- Under Pete Buttigieg, Transportation Secretary, airplanes cannot land in rain. Huh?
- It seems as though the only people angry about the Saudi LIV Golf Series are the ones who are too stupid to accept the money
- Karine Jean-Pierre is the perfect replacement for Jen “Circle-Back” Psaki; “inept” is the word
- What sport is swimmer Lea Thomas going to participate in now that he/she lost?
- When you mow your lawn, please don’t blow the grass into the street; it’s not as attractive as you think
- If your eye hurts while drinking coffee, take the spoon out of the cup
- Who convinced Cassidy Hutchinson to be a useful idiot?
- So, Janet Yellen wants a global minimum corporate tax rate, as the first female U.S. Treasury Secretary? She may very well be the last, too
- I wish someone would send me a photo of a “LatinX”
That’s all I have for this iteration of Random Thoughts. Thanks for visiting, and please return next week for more ‘free range’ opinions.
