Nearly every day of mine begins with a cup of cop coffee – a strong brew served hot, black, strong, and bitter – along with a glance at the news. But today was different; the news wasn’t too dire.
Rather than the typical homicides, plane crashes, auto wrecks, muggings, and fires, today’s news actually made me smile.
It seems as though Tiger Woods, the tired golfer, who is often compared to the Second Coming of Jesus, dropped out of a golf tournament because he was playing poorly and could not compete. Evidently, although he was 10-over for his third round, he was the primary focus for the drooling announcers on television. Let’s send flowers or offer him a Biden administration cabinet position.
Hillary Clinton is, once again, popping up like the turd-in-the-punchbowl. This time she is being sized-up for an orange jumpsuit – the type used in federal prisons for, well, prisoners.
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That deplorable is shriveling in the antiseptic sunlight shining through the self-created clouds of her 2016 presidential run against Donald J. Trump.
Clinton, desperate to add “Madam President” to her list of guvment accomplishments, conjured up a false scenario involving the British’s M-I6, Russia’s President Vladimir Putin, the FBI, CIA, nearly every American “news” agency, most of social media, and former FBI Director, Robert Mueller, III.
All these were complicit and
delighted to level false charges against candidate Trump, thereby creating a
muddled soup of misinformation to not only injure Trump’s term, but wreak havoc
within the
Almost.
Special Counsel for the United States Department of Justice, John Durham, is on the case, though. And he appears to be closing in on which cell Mrs. Clinton may be residing. And that’s good news.
During a party-like festival on Lincoln Memorial grounds, bottles that once-contained wine and champagne, along with drinking vessels made of glass – were broken and oozing liquids all over this sacred monument.
I’m willing to wager a good attorney could get tuition refunds for these self-proclaimed geniuses. Perhaps a college course in civility would have been beneficial. Just saying.
On another positive note, the
Supreme Court of the
Sixty-three million extra taxpayers might be enough moolah to fund many of the Democrat’s frivolous projects. What do you think?
Then there’s some douchebag named Patrisse Cullors. In case you’ve been in a three-year coma, Cullors is one of the few creators of some inane, racist group called Black Lives Matter (BLM).
Cullors, seized upon George Floyd’s death to gin-up hate and violence through mass marches and riots, many of which resulted in additional deaths, along with causing billions of dollars of damage, and mayhem, allegedly caused by racism.
Coercing big businesses into paying extortion money to BLM, Cullors piously offered one television interview after another on subjects such as “No Justice, No Peace,” and “All Cops are Bastards.”
Always wearing a smirk, she gleefully insisted only money could calm fears of BLM’s victims – white people – while she kept moving the goal line further and further away.
But the millions and millions of dollars of extortion cash she received was spent on her boyfriend’s salary and on several multi-million dollar houses for herself. Alas, she was unable to file tax returns for that money because they were much too complex for her.
Her plea? It was mostly racist white guilt money that funded her scam, so it was okay.
A federal investigation of Cullors and her wealthy boyfriend is underway. Yea!
And finally, an agenda-driven
Charges for what? Williams whose rapper stage name is C Blu, was let off in an illegal gun and assault case. Unfortunately, Mr. C Blu was involved in another gun case in which he shot a cop with another illegal gun in January. He was released without charges then, too.
And whiners complain about crime
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The only bad news is there may
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