Once again I find myself asking questions, most of which are
rhetorical. Still, they need airing so
that you, the reader, can suffer my pain in seeking answers and clarification
on a wide variety of topics.
Please manufacture a martini for yourself and read on.
- Does the Snowzilla Storm of 2017 mean we’re back to global cooling?
- Why do I always need to call when trying to accomplish anything on-line?
- I get up in the morning and just start the car to let it idle in the driveway since gas is so cheap.
- My sainted wife and I are the last two on the planet without tattoos.
- Our house is one of seven on The Eastern Shore without a meth lab.
- I was delighted Tom Brady is not playing in Superbowl L.
- Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton.
- Airfares rose due to fuel prices; they are not dropping with lower prices, though.
- The guy who invented the portable basketball hoop is going to Hell.
- My neighbors with a portable basketball hoop are going to join him.
- Does
every car and truck in
- Are there really any recipes for tripe?
- Why wasn’t Lois Lerner prosecuted?
- Hillary Clinton should be her cellmate.
- What part of “Stay off the roads” do those driving retards have trouble with?
- Is anyone other than I annoyed by those goofy Progressive Insurance commercials?
- All those “Will work for food” bums, won’t.
- Why does the Greenbackville Fire Dept. have fund raisers? There is no staff and they don’t respond to calls.
- There are plenty of jobs on The Shore. They merely require a desire to work.
- Making $15 and hour for flipping burgers is plain stupid. Get a life and an education if you want more money.
- You must pass a drug test to work for WalMart. You don’t have to be smart or ambitious, though.
- There
seem to be enough Syrians in
- I like Sarah Palin more than Joe Biden.
- If Hillary goes to prison, can Bill still date?
- Michael Bloomberg needs medication.
- Spike Lee and Jada Pinkett Smith are whiners who need publicity.
- DC guvment employees are so incompetent they mis-measured the snow. Yes, they screwed up using a ruler.
- Where are all those leisure suits?
- I am now enjoying flavored water. Flavored with bourbon, that is.
- Mike Lindell, the inventor of the My Pillow, deserves the Nobel Prize.
- Smokey the Cat is smarter than LuLinda at the Social Security office.
- EasternShoreFishAndGame.com needs a blimp. Anyone know a blimp driver?
- OnStar sucks.
- I just drove the fastest car in the world; it was a rental.
- My high school reunion should be held in either a state prison or rehab center.
Thanks for sticking in there. Come back next week for more free
entertainment.
