It’s time for more random thoughts. And, if you read the title as “Random
Thoughts IV,” as in ‘intravenous,’ you are wrong. Those are Roman numerals for “4,” indicating
this is the fourth installment. Sorry.
In any case, we have arrived at another juncture of
examination of the junction where perception meets reality.
Grab a drink and read on.
- Are cops that stupid to think no one in their vicinity is video recording anything?
- Why does it always take AAA 2 ½ hours to arrive to your disabled car?
- How come hospitals – where drugs are plentiful – charge $50 for an aspirin?
- Do you need to sit in two different bath tubs to use Cialis®?
- I wish someone would crush that annoying insurance lizard.
- I don’t care if I have 22 items in the ’20 items or fewer’ aisle. I’m a rebel!
- What sort of psychotropic drugs does The President use?
- I always get stuck behind the van full of amateur tourists.
- Every TV channel goes to a commercial break at the same time.
- Hillary Clinton doesn’t know the difference between a truth and a lie.
- Whatever happened to whitewall tires?
- And ashtrays in cars?
- Why do
people still live in
- It’s too bad Baptists aren’t as violent as Muslims.
- I’m still on the lookout for .22 cal ammo.
- Smokey the Cat is smarter than 37% of the voters.
- Don’t people own mirrors anymore?
- A funeral is not a place for that Metallica t-shirt.
- I still don’t have a tattoo.
- I still don’t want one.
- President Obama sold over 1,000,000 guns since he took office.
- Do they still make trash cans? If so, stop throwing garbage on my lawn!
- Has John Kerry been institutionalized yet?
- You can register a SmartCar, but not a golf cart. What’s the difference?
- How
many terrorist attacks will it take before
- Why is it okay to try to outlaw guns, but kill innocent babies?
- Did Michael Moore eat himself to death yet?
- Who is Whoopie Goldberg sleeping with to have a television job?
- Fireball liquor is very good, and very dangerous.
- I say we raise restaurant and bar prices and eliminate tipping.
- I should buy a gun to protect myself when the cops aren’t around.
- The AC Cobra is my favorite car. Period.
- Tashfeen Malik needed to wear that rag over her face. She’s wasn’t a good looking woman or man.
- Guns are not to blame for all the carnage; immorality and lack of God, is.
- I got a Social Security card when I was ten-years old. Do you think I know where it is now?
- Doctors need to take a course in bedside manners.
- That thing on the end of the rifle barrel is a muzzle BRAKE, not a BREAK. Please.
- Why do all my tree leaves all wind up in my gutters?
- I hope Smokey votes for Donald Trump.
