Here’s another list of “why’s” for everyone to ponder along
with me.
Why:
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Is there no outrage about killing babies but,
there people that can’t stand the killing of deer?
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Do folks think that Social Security is a ‘gift’
from the government when we paid into that fund?
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Are American gun owners profiled as dangerous
while it is illegal to profile Middle-East terrorists?
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Do we need an Easy Bake Oven for boys? Won’t the girls’ version work for boys?
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Is it said that “less is more?” It’s not.
Just ask poor people.
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Can parrots talk and chickens can’t?
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Is unpasteurized milk illegal?
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Are there so many documentary films against
ruining the environment that are made with the benefit of electricity and vinyl
tapes?
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Aren’t people protesting the outrageous baggage
fees that airlines charge?
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Can’t the U.S. Postal Service make a
profit? They are a monopoly, after all.
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Are so many people unaware that 100 watt light
bulbs will very soon be illegal to buy?
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Are we unable to lick our elbows?
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All the vampire movies and television shows?
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Can’t we invent a word that rhymes with
‘silver?’
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Does nearly everyone in America have a TV show?
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Is there a shortage of singers? It seems as though there are too many
entertainment shows searching for the next painful screamer to bless the radio
airwaves.
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Don’t many people know what the “fiscal cliff”
is?
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Can’t we punish Lindsey Lohan for thumbing her
nose at the law?
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Aren’t the homeless cleaning and tidying-up
their shelters?
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Are some scientists unaware the Sun, with its
solar flares and spots, has an effect on our climate?
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Aren’t there any people afraid of snakes until
you have one in your garage that needs re-homing?
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Do jerks send viruses to the computers of
others?
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Is smoking cigarettes illegal but, smoking
marijuana is legal?
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Does nearly everyone know how to run my life
without knowing me?
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Aren’t “universal” remote controls “universal?”
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Can’t people accept gay marriage? I say, “Let them be as miserable as us
heterosexuals!”
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Do we ‘rotate’ the tires on our vehicles? Don’t they do that themselves when you drive?
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Are there no real reality shows?
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Can’t people find jobs if the economy is so
good?
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Do so many buffet breakfast patrons feel the
need to take 57 bacons strips per trip?
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Is the railroad system always broke?
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Are the ‘good’ fireworks illegal?
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Do dog owners think I enjoy picking up after
their dogs? For the record, I don’t.
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Don’t people know what a trash can is for? How about a class in garbage receptacles in
school?
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Doesn’t insurance ever cover the cost of damage
to anything you have insured?
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Was the fishing always “great yesterday?”
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Do weight-loss pills always add the caveat that
you can lose weight “with diet and exercise?”
If I dieted and exercised I wouldn’t need the pills!
These deliberative thoughts should keep us all busy until
next time. Thanks for reading!
