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Sunday, January 25, 2026

A True Fairy Tale

 

  Once upon a time there were two people, appearing to be women, who were on the campaign trail to hold a very high political office.


Citizens living in the Commonwealth of Virginia were recently facing an election to make one of these women the new gubenor for the next four-years. Virginia is a state that allows its gubenor to serve for a term limit of four-years; that’s not a bad idea when a terrible gubenor is elected.


This historic race to the statehouse occurred in 2025, in the midst of a nation in a downward spiral – plummeting towards Earth like a jet plane that had run out of fuel due to our previous spendthrift president, Joe Biden.


The economy was dragging down hard working citizens through high interest rates, outrageous diesel and gas prices, unaffordable housing, overpriced vehicles, new minimum wage statutes taking effect, all of which created a perfect poop storm. Let’s not forget the much-touted Affordable Care Act (ACA), also known as: ObamaCare, coming to delayed terms of doubling premiums, all devised and encouraged by the America-hating Democrats.


Upon the 2021 inauguration of President Plugs Biden, Democrats opened the United States’ gates protecting our sovereign nation thereby letting in anyone – ANYONE – who had a hankering to live in prosperous America. No questions asked. What could possibly go wrong?


In the event you forgot, it was 2021 when we found ourselves in the throes of something called COVID-19. That was a flu the anointed political DC-ites transformed into a pandemic. According to guvment authorities, COVID was the biggest scourge since the early 1900’s Spanish flu pandemic, and important steps needed to be followed to ensure the population’s safety.


Over the next few Biden-years, an invasion of unprecedented proportions occurred with foreigners pouring across our borders. The problem quietly centered around the fact that these roughly 12 million undocumented, unhireable crossers arrived without COVID-19 vaccinations, polio vaccines, MMR shots, public health records, or even the Saint Dr. Anthony Fauci-approved face masks. Alas.


Yet no one in authority saw a problem. Village upon village ordered citizens arrested for ignoring the face mask and six-foot separation rules, although they were purely arbitrary in nature. But it didn’t take long to decipher the secret codes associated with these draconian regulations that cost countless military personnel and public servants their jobs for not being compliant. After all, it was in the name of public safety, we were told.


Of course those lies were only beginning. Border officials, federal cabinet members, doctors, television news readers, pundits, and gubenors nation-wide demanded orders be followed to the letter because: No one was above the law, and no questions were allowed to be asked.


This unprecedented display of power drew egotists into political careers to satisfy their thus-far unsatiated craving for not only authority, but unfettered authority. Enter two history-making women from Virginia.


It seems as though Abigail Spanberger who served as a U.S. Representative for Virginia’s 7th Congressional District from 2019 to 2025, thought the water toe-test was conducive for a run to the statehouse. She is a member of the blue Democratic Party.


With her rèsumé nauseatingly distributed via constant TV campaign ads, Spanberger proudly announced her former work as an intelligence officer at the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) besides holding down her position as a mother living in Leftist-oriented Fairfax County, VA.


On the red Republican side of the aisle was another female candidate named Winsome Earle-Sears who was interested in moving her office across the hall from her current location. You see, Earle-Sears ably served as Virginia’s Lieutenant Gubenor under Gubenor Glenn Youngkin, without controversy.


Lt. Gubenor Earle-Sears cut her teeth as a career United States Marine, after which she became a businesswoman, in addition to securing a seat in the Virginia House of Delegates.


Democrats were eager to support Democrat Spanberger because Democrats love Democrats. And Democrats detest Republicans because they are simply awful by virtue of being, well, racist.


But here’s the rub: Lt. Gubernor Earle-Sears is not only a Republican favorite, but she happens to have another much-desired attribute that draws Democrats like moths to a flame; she is additionally black.


Winsome Earle-Sears 

Democrats were clamoring to find blindfolds to cover their eyes in case a member of the legacy media asked them a question as to ‘Why aren’t you backing Ms. Earle-Sears?’


Feigning blindness, Virginia Democrats rallied their troops around Ms. Spanberger because...they suddenly had a memory lapse from their “diversity, equity, inclusion” cheerleading. It appeared as though the party that brought us the Ku Klux Klan really doesn’t enjoy the polite company of black women over white women, after all.


With the proverbial cat out of the bag, Dems shifted Spanberger’s run into overdrive by easily outspending Earle-Sears by lots. This odd imbalance was applauded by the Left, with surprises being readied behind the scenes.


This contentious race wound up being lopsided in favor of Ms. Spanberger whose campaign promising moderation, economic frugality, childcare, housing, education, representation for all, unity, healthcare, reaching across the aisle, besides increasing police presence, among the other predictable platitudes, found herself quickly changing directions following her swearing-in ceremony.


Now is a good time to explain the grifts that go along with calling Virginia ‘home.’ Most notably, Virginia, also known as The Old Dominion, has produced eight presidents, making it the state with the most presidents in U.S. history.


Beside that, Virginia has had a monumental run converting its ‘red’ status into ‘purple,’ by rapidly moving from a conservative to progressive venue through the regular elections of ‘blue’ candidates. This shift plainly signals the direction from which it came, to that which it is heading.


Unreasonable taxation has become the norm in Virginia over the past half-century. One of the more creative methods Old Dominion politicians have used to pick-pocket its residents is though something called “property tax.”


Property tax is a levy placed on vehicles in the state. Not unlike the ever-unpopular real estate tax, property tax is collected by the county-level treasurer every year – EVERY YEAR – to resemble a punishment on vehicles. This punitive way to keep safe, reliable cars and trucks on the roads forces drivers to give the state a set percentage of money, annually, lest they be fined.


Although the rates are relatively modest, they are based on the Kelly Blue Book value of your vehicle. In other words, the older the car, the lower the tax. This actually discourages citizens from purchasing new or newer transportation to avoid this financial punishment. By the way, trailers, campers, boats and motor homes were included in an expansion of the tax a few years back. Yea!


Ms. Spanberger is seriously considering expanding this assessment on – if you’re standing while reading this, please have a seat – lawnmowers. Go ahead and re-read that last sentence. I’ll wait for you.


Yep. In addition to making our environment cleaner, she also wants to outlaw leaf blowers. Not a bad idea since nobody will be mowing their lawns anyway. Just sayin’.


And those aforementioned increased police presence initiatives, a few paragraphs back, are aimed at focusing the police away from immigration-related crimes, to anything but helping the federal guvment enforce federal laws. Probably because she’s a law-and-order gal, just like her retired police officer daddy was.


Further, she desperately wants a ban on something called “assault weapons,” whatever today’s definition of those are, while making housing more affordable for immigrants, the poor, and elderly. Let’s hope she shows us how this brilliant plan is going to work as she continues her quest to make Virginia more affordable without raising taxes.


According to MSN, “Youngkin left Virginia with a $2 billion budget surplus. Yet, Democrats are aiming to impose new individual taxes on investments, trusts, and estates and sales taxes on gym memberships, dry cleaning, landscaping, pet boarding, and other yet untapped areas of ‘revenue.’ There are new proposed taxes on deliveries from Amazon, Uber Eats, FedEx, and so on. There is also a new 11% tax on firearm and ammunition purchases tat you can still buy.”


In fact, it doesn’t matter. The Virginia citizens were snookered into voting for a woman who lied to them like all other Democrats. Now those voters have to suffer the consequences for 1,460 days. They were sold a bill of goods while giving Abigail Spanberger her audition for her ultimate goal: the presidency.


Consider this historic action a wake up call for those wanting to be part of history. The only positive thing I can find in all this is that she can only serve one term.


After that, everyone will live happily ever after.






Monday, January 12, 2026

Just Quit

 

  Today’s adventure into reality begins with a story from before the 2024 Presidential Election. It further revolves around the hand-picked vice-presidential candidate named Tim Walz.


Being kind, Tim Walz is someone who can be called a Jack of All Trades and Master of None.


Walz is the current gubenor of a state known as Minnesota but is also referred to as Lil’ Somalia. For the benefit of those readers in Canada, Somalia is a country in Africa that closely resembles a toilet. Famous former inhabitants from Somalia include U.S. Congressional Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN), plus her former husband – and blood brother – Ahmed Nur Said Elmi.


It is speculated that this marital arrangement was the result of attempted immigration fraud. For your information, immigration fraud is best described as a serious crime in the United States, as is incest.


Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN)

It seems as though Rep. Omar is sort of a superwoman who, according to her Congressional website bio states, “[she] plans to resist attempts to divide us and push destructive policies that chip away at our rights and freedoms-and to build a more inclusive and compassionate culture, one that will allow our economy to flourish and encourage more Americans to participate in our democracy.”


That sounds awfully impressive. It’s a good thing she was elected to serve as a Representative to Congress from Minnesota. Even better is the fact that Gubenor Walz has been attempting to manage affairs also in Minnesota. Sounds like a marriage made in Heaven.


Over the last several years, our country experienced divisive actions including impeachment attempts of President Donald J. Trump during his first term, a seemingly lab-created COVID-19 pandemic, besides an utterly failed presidential run for a trollop named Kamala Harris; and now, we seem to have stumbled upon something even more unimaginable.


In 2024, presidential candidate Harris selected the aforementioned Gubenor Tim Walz as a vice-presidential running mate. He was likely chosen over an ideal candidate, Pennsylvania Gubenor Josh Shapiro, likely because Gubenor Shapiro is of Jewish extraction. That would have been uncomfortable to those Jew-hating, pro-Palestinian voters. After all, Walz was far more radical, even proudly parading his anti-American family in front of television cameras to pander for every vote possible.


During appearances, Walz never disappointed in playing the buffoon while imitating an inflatable ‘tube man.’ With flailing arms, ill-fitting suits, guaranteed goofy facial expressions, and wild eyes, Walz was the duo’s Yang to Harris’ Yin. The opposites were the new Odd Couple.


Unfortunately, both assumed they were each the smartest person in any room. Alas, both were regularly wrong. Their pandering was aimed at their audiences, totally forgetting that any and all votes were counted toward the tally, not just race, nation, sex, or religion-oriented votes. Excepted therein, as a rule of thumb, were white people.


Throughout the campaign, Walz and his modest family made several raucous appearances at rallies proving there were more people in America than just the black, brown, gay, transgender, and non-binary communities to which the Harris-Walz ticket begged for attention and subsequent votes.


Walz’s wife giddily mocked Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. She over-emoted by pretending to exaggeratedly flip book pages while telling the cheering crown it was time to “Turn the page! Turn the page! Turn the page!” in an attempt to imply turning a new page in history over candidate Trump.


All the while, a spastic Walz pointed, exhibiting his normal stupid grin, agreeing it was finally time for him to step into the line for eventual presidential ambitions.


It was the Somali community that stood fast behind the Harris-Walz dynamic duo. Harris, after all, was black, and Walz needed the black Somalis to attain his lofty ambitions focused on a future White House residency. But how would he be able to accomplish snatching votes from a community comprised of black Somali’s?


I’m glad you asked.


Using the same ol’ playbook that most Democrats secretly employ, there was money involved. And lots of it.


Still being unraveled from the Gordian Knot of graft and guvment corruption, the facts thus far reveal a years-long snake pit of palm grease in exchange for votes, silence, and protection. Not unlike tactics employed by 1930’s mobsters, this massive operation involved greed, theft, lies, in addition to dishonesty, the Tim Walz’s personal journey became The Walz Perpetual Ego Trip, funded by ALL taxpayers.


Not limited to Minnesota, federal programs were begun under the COVID-19 lockdown when monies flowed in earnest to assist families with feeding, clothing, utilities, and daycare; in addition, further funding was designated for substance addiction programs, all on the backs of taxpaying citizens most of which were swept into an unexpected void.


The scam was pretty simple. Monies freely traveled throughout local Somali communities under the guise of assistance in lieu of actual food. Going one step further, child daycare was also funded with cash apparently shot out of cannons. With little or no accountability at the local level, most of those humanitarian dollars found their way headed directly to Somalia, bypassing needy Minnesota families.


With “protection” in place, this money – both local and federal funding – made its way to the scammers with little or no roadblocks to bottleneck those precious tax dollars. Throughout the duration of this transfer scheme, it seems as though Gubernor Walz needed help in keeping this cash river flowing unencumbered.


Enter a familiar name, Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey. His name may sound familiar due to the fact that this Leftist character – he’s a third term mayor representing the Minnesota Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party – became famous during the Saint George Floyd riots.


Cutting his teeth in far-Left Arlington County, Virginia, this 44-year-old has made his loyalty clear based on race-oriented activities. He stood and marched with the Marxist Black Lives Matter protests, even kneeling to honor the deceased, then-drug addled Floyd, ignoring pleas by peaceful community members to stop the riots and associated mayhem.


In fact, the Minneapolis-St. Paul area is home to an estimated 84,000 Somali resident community, keeping in mind that many members in this community are U.S. citizens. That being said, it must be borne in mind that only legal citizens are able to hold legal employment, besides paying taxes.


In other words, if you are an illegal alien – a definition with a distinction – you pay nothing in income taxes. Sanctuary people merely rely upon legal citizens to foot-the-bill for the rest of community.


So, from whence does the money for basic survival for these non-working, non-legitimate residents come?


Sometimes it comes from the local guvment, sometimes from the state guvment, sometimes from the federal guvment. And that can amount to lots and lots and lots of money. And because it changes hands so often, going from the guvment level to private charities, to non-governmental organizations (NGOs) it can, and does, wind up unaccounted for.


In many cases, the lines become blurred by the money handlers and con artists who figuratively peel a few hundreds off the stacks as sort of a ‘handling fee.’


Over the years, some of this corruption was reported to authorities through official channels. Whistleblowers working in legitimate capacities for a few of these humanitarian organizations were ignored, even chastised and sometimes fired for making bad situations known.


Reports still filtering in mention a variety of publicly pious politicians turning deaf ears and punishment in return for these means to stifle any misappropriation of precious money earmarked for health matters and child care.


But rectification was not to be. Unsubstantiated information has mentioned names refusing to become involved include Tim Walz, Jacob Frey, and a fellow named Keith Ellison, the Minnesota Attorney General. Ellison was overheard on an audio recording during a meeting with convicted fraudsters.


“’In the recording, now obtained by Fox News, the would-be fraudsters can be heard asking Ellison to help them secure more funding, before the conversation then turns to campaign donations.


The only way that we can protect what we have is by inserting ourselves in the political arena. Putting our votes where it needs to be. But most importantly, putting our dollars in the right place. And supporting candidates that will fight to protect our interests,’ one of the Somalian community members says in the recording.”


Gubenor Walz is adamant, though. Ranting as usual, he publicly stated he was not going to seek another term – and that is not a bad thing. Unfortunately, the damage is already done. Without accepting responsibility for the corruption permitted to occur unfettered in his state, he promises to continue putting pressure on President Trump; unfortunately, he never explains on what or why.

As of this writing the estimated loss from stolen federal funds connected to this graft and corruption stands at eight-billion dollars. This story will continue as more details are discovered. The only positive thing is that Tim Walz is not the current vice president.


There is, however, good news. I suggest Walz be appointed to be the new President of Venezuela.