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Monday, December 9, 2024

Random Thoughts 14

   
Once again, we have compiled yet another list of Random Thoughts. This list is particularly good because our entire staff is fresh off a well-deserved vacation. Keep in mind this was compiled over a period of time.


Please enjoy this insightful compilation until next week’s new story. And thanks for reading.


  • Some nutjob shot former President Donald Trump; it was an attempt to kill the only living candidate in this 2024 race

  • Stephen King is clearly off his medications based on his Trump assassination post

  • How much money does Balance of Nature have to run all those ads?

  • Where in the world is Beto O’Rourke? Isn’t this political climate what he lived for?

  • Now the Democrat’s focus is on abolishing the Second Amendment, in general, the AR-15, in particular

  • Looks as though a new job opening was created in the United States Secret Service

  • Kamala Harris is now the smartest person in the White House. Oh, my

  • I wonder how the First Husband is handling his Jewish background against his wife’s anti-Semitism

  • He’s probably dealing with it just like anti-Semite Senator Charles Schumer

  • When will sharia law in America become official? That ought to be fun

  • Did I miss the Summer Olympics?

  • VP Harris evidently has a plan to deal with the Southern Border; what great timing

  • She also wants to take credit for abolishing service workers’ tip tax that Trump announced months ago. Again, what impeccable timing

  • Do you personally know anyone who actually plays pickleball?

  • I’m on the side of Israel

  • Didn’t Joe Biden tell the world Ukraine was winning their war with Russia? What happened?

  • Who exactly is the puppeteer operating Joe Biden?

  • And, is Dr. Jill as stupid or simply evil as she appears to the world?

  • Kamala Harris voters have the IQ of an aluminum folding chair

  • How did the Dems get so crazy as to forfeit the United States’ sovereignty in favor of killing babies?

  • It’s amazing that 14% of America’s population is black, but 100% of the TV ads feature blacks

  • Quit being so whiny. You know who you are

  • Whatever happened to “climate change?” I thought it was the biggest, most dire problem facing the world...seems as though it is the economy after all...”a systemic threat?”

  • I believe I know who is secretly running the country for Joe Biden; It’s Jimmy Carter

  • If I was AOC I’d be more concerned about my predicted end of the Earth

  • Are president assassination attempts contagious?

  • Good news! The New York Giants are off to another great start (0 – 2). Yea!

  • One lawnmower tire costs $100!

  • It seems as though there’re lots of potential job openings in the NYC guvment. Mayor?

  • How many illegal aliens need to be arrested before we deem them an invasion crisis?

  • So, Donald Trump is a liar, but Tim Walz is a knucklehead

  • And Joe Biden had a key to the Amtrak train...that wasn’t a lie

  • St. Hillary Clinton “did not recall” 54 answers to questions posed by the FBI; another non-lie?

  • People who watch The View are simpletons.

  • God bless Donald Trump!

  • Do women realize they are alive because they were NOT aborted?

  • If you are unable to define an “assault weapon” you should not be permitted to argue the issue

  • What’s up with all the Jews hating Israel?

  • America would be better off with Karl Marx as president over Kamala Harris. At least he’d tell you the truth about taking away your rights

  • It’s entertaining watching celebrities scurry away from their idol P Diddy

  • What’s up with the NY Yankees?

  • Is Dr. Jill’s photo on milk cartons? She appears to be missing

  • I hope Alejandro Mayorkas has his resume updated

  • What is Dr. Jill going to do now?

  • FEMA found a winner, hiring an employee ordering fellow workers to NOT help victims with Trump signs and flags on their properties. Way to go!

  • At least the mainstream media will have something to do – seeking answers as to why KommieLa Harris lost her election bid

  • To those who bought electric vehicles: you should pay the tab to recycle your old lithium batteries; I say, use your guvment rebate money on that

  • Come to discover that the adage “No one is above the law!” was another lie from the Biden Organized Crime Family

  • Lastly, thanks for reading. Hope to see you here next week.