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Monday, December 30, 2024

Another Useless Resolution

 

  Just recently turning the page on our annual calendars we find ourselves, once again, struggling for a reason to live until December 31, 2025.


This perennial move often takes on a life of its own because of what I call “special” people. Not to be confused with special people who take the short bus to school, the special people to which I refer are those who are quick to offer advice – “special advice.”


With the advent of the new year, folks far and wide use this changing of the calendar year as a monumental operation.


We used to manually write checks for remittance for utilities, gifts, car payments, and so on. Since the regular use of computers and cell phones, those paper checks are slowly going the way of the dinosaurs. The inherent problem with checks is that the date had to be filled-in manually.


The change into a new year brought along nearly a half-dozen paper checks sporting the wrong year thereby being “VOIDED.” Although not the monumental crisis some check writers would make it out to be, my sainted wife had a tried and true method to prevent such horror from occurring.


It’s New Year’s Eve; imagine the clock ticking down from 11:59 PM on television. Band leader Guy Lombardo along with his musical group, The Royal Canadians, playing Auld Lang Syne were jiving. The camera shot on television panned across the dance floor, and all were wearing festive cardboard hats; Guy gleefully swinging his conductor’s baton as though he was attempting to spear olives in a giant jar.


Comely women wearing sequined gowns, their male companions dressed in equally handsome tuxedos, thousands of balloons with attendees awaiting their release from netting attached to the ballroom ceiling, all quivering due to the din of the stirring music, until we reach the final seconds of this year.


TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE! Followed by an enthusiastic HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! screamed through the TV speaker. It was finally time to wish your significant other a “Happy New Year.”


Anxiously looking forward to a celebratory kiss, along with a stemmed glass of champagne, the TV revelers signaled it was time for some personal pleasantries at home. Suddenly, I noticed my sainted wife was AWOL from the festivities at hand. This only occurred once a year. Where could she be?


At the kitchen table pre-writing the year into the date line of her checkbook, of course. Such efficiency and commitment is rare. Yea!


Which is where this story begins.


Along with celebrating and massive cleanup from the prior night, desperately searching for just one more sip of flat champagne left in a bottle comes the flood of experts who use their sneaky tactics to “help” people like me out.


It seems as though those experts likely didn’t imbibe with Guy on television or at home with anyone other than themselves.


While weeping in their non-alcoholic champagne, they contrived some new way to irritate me, along with the balance of Americans, who suffer from an ailment: Leave me alone – I don’t care! syndrome.


In case you never heard those words before, they actually mean: Leave me alone – I don’t care!


I’m really old, old enough to remember when the Dead Sea was merely sick. Throughout my formative years, I spent decades with Guy Lombardo as well as countless nutritionists, doctors, nurse practitioners, clergy, crazy women, and politicians, all of whom have my good health and well being in their preaching. By the way, if you’re one of the aforementioned professionals reading this, thanks.


So it was with interest that read an article in The New York Post about a group of people who spent New Year’s Eve together to see how annoying they could appear in numbers. This, was the annual, expected news article on resolutions.


Annoying’ doesn’t begin to describe the information this gaggle of wannabe celebrities spewed throughout this article.


Photos of ultra-fit well-groomed twenty-and thirty-somethings graced the e-pages of The Post for this well-meaning article, “Can you pass the old man test?”


Some years ago when I was roughly 4-years old, I found myself with a new skill: tying my own shoes. It was a big deal for me because my Mother used to do that for me. But I learned a new talent which propelled me into tying all sorts of things to make my life better.


Eventually, I transformed my once exceptional shoe lace tying skill into a phase of style and comfort when I bought a pair of cordovan penny loafers. At the time they were all the rage. Wearing khaki slacks, a pressed button-down collared cotton shirt, along with my loafers, I became lost in a type of urban camouflage.


Stupid way to don your shoes if you don't own a chair

The key here is that loafers do not have laces and require no tying abilities to wear them. It wasn’t so much the tying part as it was the sleek look that shoes without laces didn’t provide.


But physical trainers from the Old Man Test are, well, arrogant. They seem to think I wear non-laced shoes because I’m unable to tie my own shoes; they are wrong. But it’s the way they expect old farts like me to tie my shoes that chafes me.


I’m expected to lift my leg of choice, and whilst still in the air – balancing on my other leg – I am supposed to be able to tie a knot in the lace of my lifted leg. Closely resembling a stork, if I am unable to secure my laces in such a manner, I am deemed an Old Man.


Here’s some really good information for anyone – ANYONE: if you fall over because you’re standing on one leg, and subsequently fall over, you’ll likely wake up inside an ambulance. Questions about how you arrived here will get harder from this point while in the hospital.


Therefore, knowing better than to lift either leg up high enough to perform any function on my foot, I decided this was merely an exercise in futility. The tests only got better with more reading.


Akin to roadside sobriety tests, this series of ‘I dare you tests’ seemed to evoke a mockery of anyone unable to mimic the actions of these young pukes who like experienced some sort of gratification out of goading senior citizens into performing life-threatening challenges.


And so it goes. More strangers giddy about helping me and other old relics navigating our way through life are suddenly running rampant on the interweb. While I certainly appreciate the advice, I’ll stick to sitting down to don my footwear in lieu of splitting my skull open to prove a point.


To that I challenge those influencers to both get a real job and keep it for more than a gnat’s attention span. As for me: Leave me alone – I don’t care!





Sunday, December 22, 2024


 Unto us a Child is born.


A very special Christmas card from the entire staff.

Monday, December 16, 2024

Pardon Me

 

 
In case you’re a regular reader of this brilliant source of information you’ll know that this is one of those rare self-writing stories; you really don’t need to read it to know how the story ends.


For the last four presidential years, Joe Biden has been front and center in a scam to deceive Americans while camouflaged as a kindly grandfather, favorite uncle, or a fond next door neighbor. Along with his vice president sidekick, Kamala Harris, they worked with one another to change the world.


Joe was selected by the people because of his subtle demeanor, while Kamala, on the other hand, was chosen by Joe due to her extraordinary qualifications: race and sex. Who knew?


Joe exited the chute after his swearing-in by signing countless Executive Orders (EOs) to flip the country upside down without the benefit of Congress’ input. That was great for Joe, not so great for the American people, though.


Four years of having the mainstream media (MSM), also known as: the legacy media, complicit with the sleazy Democrat politicians at all levels, in hiding Joe’s mental and physical deficiencies, had resulted in a legislative horror show which was enough.


Willingly allowing criminals into America, Joe quickly created an embarrassment out of law and order. In step with progressive district attorneys, as well as the bitter United States Attorney General, Merrick Garland, they happily thrust their feet into anything that would correct this errant route that was rapidly destroying our once sovereign nation.


Meanwhile, after selecting diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) believers for significant roles within the government, racism – albeit reverse racism – took hold everywhere. Damn the knowledge, skills, and abilities criteria, race and sex seemed to be paramount to further extend hate and anger within the ranks, with no reverse gear.


Our military had soldiers at each other’s throats, only minorities were allowed to apply for most federal jobs, while a fellow – Dr. St. Anthony Fauci – took up a hobby of publicly lying to the American people who were in the throes of COVID-19. It was not a nice place to be.


Nonetheless, this self-licking ice cream cone has more turns than Chubby Checker (look him up,) on a skateboard. Smearing Former-President Donald Trump for a lie involving his mishandling of COVID, the media, Democrat politicians, and an odd little elf, Karine Jean-Pierre (KJP) were more than willing to abet the lies that fostered lawsuits against the Republicans and Donald Trump, to stifle another run for office.

Chubby Checker
(I saved you the trouble)


But as the years passed, the emboldened Democrats, along with First Son, Hunter Biden, found themselves deeper and deeper in lies, graft, and corruption.


The MSM hid the trials and convictions of Hunter that were leading a direct path to kind Uncle Joe and his Biden Organized Crime Family members who were in for millions of dollars from a variety of foreign countries, as well as the military industrial complex. The smokescreen was enhanced to better hide the evidence.


Nearing the 2024 elections, this poop hurricane kept growing larger and larger by the minute. With Joe summarily displaced by the powers-that-be, and Kamala preparing to assume his throne, the fix was apparently in.


Her amateurish campaign drove a nearly $2 billion war chest into a $20 million dollar deficit within a few short months; four to be exact.


Unfortunately, Joe and his media buddies were busy dodging hard questions from the likes of Fox News as well as Newsmax, regarding Joe's possibility of pardoning Hunter for his crimes. Firearms deceit, and money laundering, were just two of the charges for which Hunter was convicted.


Nearly daily, White House pressers asked KJP about Joe’s possible pardoning of Hunter for his flagrant crime spree. Each time it was met with arrogance and indignancy from KJP. Adamant Joe was not going to grant – or even consider – a pardon for Hunter, The White House considered this story dead-on-arrival.


Until Thanksgiving weekend, that is. It seems as though Joe had an epiphany that weekend. He decided that his Organized Crime Family had suffered enough and he needed to save his tortured son from further embarrassment.


The Punchline: Our kindly grandfather, uncle, and fond next-door neighbor had decided to pardon his son, Hunter, for ANY and ALL crimes for a ten-year period. Ain’t that special?


Suddenly, the words “pardon me” take on a whole new meaning.


Here’s the kicker. He’s now also contemplating pardoning his entire Organized Crime Family for their legal shortcomings, along with those of Adam Schiff, Liz Cheney, and Dr. St. Anthony Fauci. But why?


For four-years, they Left has pled ‘not guilty’ to any cover-ups by these political degenerates. So, if there is no crime, from what are they being pardoned?


Of course there’s more to this story, and you can probably write it yourself. But I’d rather you return to read it here.




Monday, December 9, 2024

Random Thoughts 14

   
Once again, we have compiled yet another list of Random Thoughts. This list is particularly good because our entire staff is fresh off a well-deserved vacation. Keep in mind this was compiled over a period of time.


Please enjoy this insightful compilation until next week’s new story. And thanks for reading.


  • Some nutjob shot former President Donald Trump; it was an attempt to kill the only living candidate in this 2024 race

  • Stephen King is clearly off his medications based on his Trump assassination post

  • How much money does Balance of Nature have to run all those ads?

  • Where in the world is Beto O’Rourke? Isn’t this political climate what he lived for?

  • Now the Democrat’s focus is on abolishing the Second Amendment, in general, the AR-15, in particular

  • Looks as though a new job opening was created in the United States Secret Service

  • Kamala Harris is now the smartest person in the White House. Oh, my

  • I wonder how the First Husband is handling his Jewish background against his wife’s anti-Semitism

  • He’s probably dealing with it just like anti-Semite Senator Charles Schumer

  • When will sharia law in America become official? That ought to be fun

  • Did I miss the Summer Olympics?

  • VP Harris evidently has a plan to deal with the Southern Border; what great timing

  • She also wants to take credit for abolishing service workers’ tip tax that Trump announced months ago. Again, what impeccable timing

  • Do you personally know anyone who actually plays pickleball?

  • I’m on the side of Israel

  • Didn’t Joe Biden tell the world Ukraine was winning their war with Russia? What happened?

  • Who exactly is the puppeteer operating Joe Biden?

  • And, is Dr. Jill as stupid or simply evil as she appears to the world?

  • Kamala Harris voters have the IQ of an aluminum folding chair

  • How did the Dems get so crazy as to forfeit the United States’ sovereignty in favor of killing babies?

  • It’s amazing that 14% of America’s population is black, but 100% of the TV ads feature blacks

  • Quit being so whiny. You know who you are

  • Whatever happened to “climate change?” I thought it was the biggest, most dire problem facing the world...seems as though it is the economy after all...”a systemic threat?”

  • I believe I know who is secretly running the country for Joe Biden; It’s Jimmy Carter

  • If I was AOC I’d be more concerned about my predicted end of the Earth

  • Are president assassination attempts contagious?

  • Good news! The New York Giants are off to another great start (0 – 2). Yea!

  • One lawnmower tire costs $100!

  • It seems as though there’re lots of potential job openings in the NYC guvment. Mayor?

  • How many illegal aliens need to be arrested before we deem them an invasion crisis?

  • So, Donald Trump is a liar, but Tim Walz is a knucklehead

  • And Joe Biden had a key to the Amtrak train...that wasn’t a lie

  • St. Hillary Clinton “did not recall” 54 answers to questions posed by the FBI; another non-lie?

  • People who watch The View are simpletons.

  • God bless Donald Trump!

  • Do women realize they are alive because they were NOT aborted?

  • If you are unable to define an “assault weapon” you should not be permitted to argue the issue

  • What’s up with all the Jews hating Israel?

  • America would be better off with Karl Marx as president over Kamala Harris. At least he’d tell you the truth about taking away your rights

  • It’s entertaining watching celebrities scurry away from their idol P Diddy

  • What’s up with the NY Yankees?

  • Is Dr. Jill’s photo on milk cartons? She appears to be missing

  • I hope Alejandro Mayorkas has his resume updated

  • What is Dr. Jill going to do now?

  • FEMA found a winner, hiring an employee ordering fellow workers to NOT help victims with Trump signs and flags on their properties. Way to go!

  • At least the mainstream media will have something to do – seeking answers as to why KommieLa Harris lost her election bid

  • To those who bought electric vehicles: you should pay the tab to recycle your old lithium batteries; I say, use your guvment rebate money on that

  • Come to discover that the adage “No one is above the law!” was another lie from the Biden Organized Crime Family

  • Lastly, thanks for reading. Hope to see you here next week.





Monday, December 2, 2024

Dodging a Bullet

 

  History is usually a good barometer of what tomorrow holds. Hurricanes, for example, have been with us since the advent of time. Throughout those eons, special people decided to keep records of those usually devastating storms to form a pattern to hopefully prevent future annihilation.


Along the way, these analysts discovered pattern in rain storms, snow events, droughts, and tornadoes, all combining to give mankind a better vision of what we now call “weather.” Such studies and records have been helping mitigate extensive damage as well as loss of lives.


Equally important to history is how it can be applied to other important events in our lives that are touched day-in and day-out.


This is also where most activities such as sports teams rewinding their game videos to see where improvement is needed, and to doctors trying to decipher why their patients are now unexpectedly deceased, can be modified for future endeavors, hoping for better successes next time.


Using this as a segue, we arrive at what recent history for which America has been begging to examine: the 2024 elections.


It seems as though nearly every four-years we dissect presidential elections because the hapless press – the legacy media – have a dirty habit of ignoring what they want to ignore, reporting what they want to report, and fabricate what they want to fabricate. And this election is no different.


Sitting president, Joe Biden, was doing his best impression of a jellyfish trying to climb a ladder, for four-years. The legacy media did their best to hide most shortcomings during Biden’s free reign. Unfortunately, a public display during a live debate could not be manipulated leaving the public aghast.


He needed to be replaced, and pronto. With heavy financial donors throwing money at the problem, Biden felt secure in that he was beloved. I dare say he was merely being bought by deep-pocketed special interest types seeking four more years of riding the federal gravy train to more graft and corruption.


In a flaccid effort to summarily replace Joe with a viable candidate, the powers-that-be were forced to look elsewhere to find that special candidate. They, not unlike Joe did in 2020, discovered how well diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) works in real life. (Hint: It doesn’t.)


Handily selecting Joe’s current vice president, Kamala Harris, appeared as the best way to soothe the irritation from non-Harris devotees. But why not choose her? Harris is the definitive example of a DEI hire: chock full o’ razzle dazzle backed by little in the way of substance.


Flying out of the gate like an antsy thoroughbred racehorse, Harris took to the cameras just like a seasoned media whore. Flitting from one camera to another, she quickly made the rounds of niche podcasts, and television interviews with friendly hosts who not only threw the ball, but also blocked any potential linemen who might cause a fumble.


Her anointment by Democrat Party bigwigs went seamlessly during the timely Democrat National Convention. (DNC).



In fact, all the nearly $1,000,000,000 that Joe Biden had ‘raised’ was quickly transferred to Harris’ campaign coffers to be spent in her guaranteed win against candidate Donald Trump.


Playing the race card along with the sex card – she’s black and a woman – with aplomb, Harris took to the campaign trail with great enthusiasm.


With only four-months to attempt to become “likable” to the voters, Harris traveled to Pennsylvania and Michigan repeatedly.


Mo' money needed to help Kamala 
learn about economics

Now with a war chest containing $1,400,000,000, Harris ran countless ads, to the point of nausea. She also seemingly popped up like the proverbial turd in the punch bowl every time the TV was on.


Daytime talk shows, late night programs, comedy skit venues, cable information programs masquerading as news offerings featured her, as did her many rallies using celebrities including Oprah Winfrey, Beyoncé, George Clooney, Cher, among other has-beens, to generate more ebullience.


What was a secret was that these pro-Harris sycophants were being paid handsomely. It was reported Oprah was paid $1,000,000 to appear on behalf of her close personal friend, Kamala. Ms. Winfrey denied she received any money. But reports continue that she was actually given $2,000,000, which her “production company” got in the form of production costs. Wink, wink.


We are now resting in our plush recliners listening to the Harris-for-President campaign carping that although the donated money was all spent, it was likely misspent.


But this is the sad part. If you spent a dollar each second – weekends, holidays, day and night, for 31-years, you would not be able to spend one-billion dollars. Yet, Harris and her buddies did so in four months. Four months!!!


The funny part is that those same blood suckers who threw your political campaign money down the garbage disposal are now begging for more of your hard-earned cash to pay the $20,000,000 overage they spent and need to repay. I’ll wait while you let that sink in.


These are the people Harris supporters were hoping would get into the drivers’ seat of guvment. Without a clue how to manage money, they were delighted to spend your donations faster than a drunken sailor. My apologies to drunker sailors.


You see, giving free cell phones to criminals, as well as debit cards, housing, meals, and transportation to illegal immigrants, while paying hundreds of billions of dollars to wealthy families for college tuition loans, giving vouchers to EV buyers, and three free meals plus day care to well-to-do families, are from the same hands that have no desire to spend your tax dollars wisely.


This history lesson should be etched into everyone’s memory for future use when the 2028, 2032, 2036, and so forth, elections occur. Believe me, the only things that will change in the future are the amounts of frivolous money that will be wasted.


Another bullet dodged. Please help Kamala Harris by donating mo’ money AND a job. A real job.





Monday, November 25, 2024

Aftermath

   They hate you, and they’re deaf.


This is likely where you’re asking yourself, “To whom is this old fart referring?”


Glad you asked.


We recently finished with an election cycle that seemingly lasted for years; that’s because it did.


Leading up to the early midsummer debate, Democrats were agog that their candidate was a well-liked incumbent. Of course, you know the rest of this story.


Joseph Robinette Biden performed so poorly that buzzards appeared to hover above the stage awaiting a fresh meal. His opponent, Donald J. Trump, seemingly ice skated through debate, looking like a gold medal Winter Olympian.


Immediately thereafter, the mainstream media (MSM) were complicit with the usual characters shading any and all deficiencies exhibited by Biden. If you didn’t watch the debate, you would believe Biden left Trump weeping, in a fetal position, on the stage.


For days thereafter, the MSM handily controlled the narrative of each and every news cycle praising Biden for using only a small portion of his well-honed debating skills – skills that Biden himself insisted propelled him through his half-century guvment career.


Meanwhile, that same media cabal derided Trump, calling him names while referring to him as “weird,” “Hitler,” “Nazi,” and “a fascist.”


It was an historic time in that such vitriol as this had never been witnessed before. Ever. Trump needed to be removed from considered for the presidency, he should not be allowed to be able to impose his bigoted, racist, fascist, misogynistic, and xenophobic policies. Period.


In fact, two unstable individuals attempted to assassinate Trump, perhaps a gesture of saving civilization from the MSM manufactured idea of an ogre. Although the average American could not define a fascist, they knew one when they saw one – or were told what a fascist was supposed to be.


In any case, Democrat politicians were quick to Biden’s defense to assure us our lying eyes were, well, lying. What we saw during the bloodbath – uh, debate – was merely a seasoned politician having a “bad night.” Sure.


News readers on CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, NPR, and the like, eagerly assured any attentive American that Biden was “at the top of his game,” with the White House Press Secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, averting 80-year old Biden regularly ran circles around youngsters much like herself. You betcha.


This is what a normal, polite society refers to as “lack of candor.” In other words, “lying.”


Everyone knew what they saw, as well as what was happening before their very eyes. Sane people were hoping Biden and Dr. Jill were shopping for a nursing home.


But because Trump was taking the lead by leaps and bounds, more slander and libel were in order. Since assassin’s bullets were ineffective and the narrative was weak, much more drastic methods were called for in order to protect all the lofty accomplishments Biden and his puppeteer made thus far.


After all, we had auto manufacturers cranking out electric vehicles (EVs), the military successfully getting soldiers infighting between the races, arguing over tribalism in society, screaming demands for murdering more babies, students insisting all Jews should be exterminated, a proxy war with Russia, and foreign countries buying up copious tracts of American farm land. How great is all that?


Skipping ahead to the 2024 elections, the Democrats somehow realized not all the American people were as stupid as they made them out to be. Resorting to attacking not only Trump, but the voters themselves, Dems attempted to shame people for ‘voting their conscience.’ We’ll have none of that stuff around here!


Pulling the rug out from Biden enroute to the election, the smarmy Democrats magically substituted his current vice president, Kamala Harris, for the presidential ticket. Harris was generally thought to be an “empty suit,” mere window dressing because of her annoying laugh and her gift for talking down to adults.


Considering herself the smartest person in any room, she came off as arrogant, especially during interviews when asked tough questions. She often quickly turned the tables on the interviewer in attempt to appear superior. Thank goodness she was usually unsuccessful.


This public display of the real Kamala Harris ultimately led to her political demise. Not answering questions, being verbally combative, with a dash of haughtiness all contributed to helping voters decide for whom to cast their ballot. She never held an actual press conference during her abbreviated presidential run. She did, however, spend lots of time on friendly-territory mass media venues fielding softball questions.

Financially challenged Oprah Winfrey

Even Oprah, and some unknown, Sunny Hostin, desperately attempted to save Harris during awkward television interviews by throwing Harris verbal opportunities in the form of life preservers. It’s too bad Harris was overly self-consumed to feel she needed saving.


And now we have arrived at the point of new names and titles being issued: President-Elect Donald J. Trump, Vice President- Elect J.D. Vance, Former Vice President Kamala Harris, along with campaign assistants Has-Been Barack Hussein Obama, Check Cashing Beyoncé, Meaningless Michelle Obama, and Wanna-be Influencers Joy Bayhar, Whoopi Goldberg, plus MSNBC’s sycophantic Morning Joe Scarborough and his sidekick, Mika.


Normal people would take this opportunity to regroup in an effort to gather information as a way to analyze why this landslide victory went to Donald Trump. But you should note that I began this paragraph with the word “Normal.”


The Democratic Left is looking at the voters and see one thing: imbecility. Yes, they think you are too stupid to come out of the rain.


Throughout the entire election campaign season we heard pollsters tell us what were the biggest issues on people’s minds. Those polls repeatedly ranked in this order: economy, inflation, and illegal immigration.


On the other hand, Leftist Democrats insisted people were more concerned with: aborting babies, environmental issues, aborting babies, aiding Palestine, keeping America’s borders open to all, as well as aborting babies.


As is evident, those are two divergent views to taxpayers, and the votes reflected the desires of discerning voters.


Here we are a few weeks after the people have spoken. Republicans are eager to fix the things the Biden administration had intentionally broken over the last four-years. Dems are doubling down insisting they didn’t yell loudly enough.


California’s Gavin Newsom, Massachusetts’ Maura Healey, Illinois’ J.B. Pritzker, and Colorado’s Jared Polis, are among the gaggle of sour grapes state governors who are doubling-down on inferring voters weren’t smart enough to know what they want or need.


Making very public announcements countering President-Elect Trump’s plan to summarily manage and/or oust illegal immigrants, those aforementioned governors insist they will use troops, if necessary, to protect their illegal residents at the expense of legal, taxpaying residents.


Keep in mind, that pesky “rule of law” thing should still apply, although it must now be on vacation when talking about who is going to be at America’s helm.


There you have it. Most of the Democrat leaders don’t care about your health and well-being at the cost of pandering to the voters. Damn the crime, influx of deadly fentanyl and other drugs, along with sexual assaults of children.


I told you: they hate you, and they’re deaf.




Monday, November 11, 2024

What Went Wrong?

 

  Thus far it’s a bittersweet month. Sure, we’re still in the early stages of flux, but based upon how things have progressed, I dare say the journey will only get wilder.


Our roller coaster ride begins with a shock to many. Recovering from a still-fresh presidential election, America finds itself divided into three distinct camps.


The first camp is chock full o’ die hard supporters of the person who wound up in first place, Kamala Harris. You’re likely chocking on your own tongue just about now. In the grand scheme of things Harris is technically the “first loser” of those aforementioned elections. Yea!


Our second camp contains Donald J. Trump, now legally known as “President-Elect,” until his January 2025 swearing-in, plus his voting supporters, MAGAs. Yea!


Lastly, the third camp is filled with gaggles of media whores also known as: “Entertainers.”


In actuality, the first and third camps are traditionally joined at the hip largely due to their identical shallowness. Also in the first camp neatly rests the mainstream media (MSM), who, through this election, pulled back the curtain to expose the all the sycophantic players.


Indeed, Harris lost to President-Elect Donald J. Trump, handily, unlike during the 2016 election. Carousing across a small cross-section of the country, Harris pandered for attention and votes, without adding substance to her plea.


Avoiding answering questions or addressing issues, Harris seemed to have trouble with time management. Her “appointment” to the Democrat ticket was hand-selected using backroom deals and threats to expel the then-current, legitimate sitting president, Joseph Robinette Biden, in favor of Kamala Harris.


Following a disastrous self-selected debate with Trump, Biden was summarily dispatched by in-the-know powers-that-be, (Read: Nancy Pelosi as well as the cashiers within the Democratic Party).


As if by magic, Harris awoke a few days later as the candidate representing a constituency hungry for the furtherance of the Biden’s ardent attempt to reach all the Seven Gates of Hell.


Fortunately, the populace seeking sanity over Leftist radicalism prevailed by electing Trump. Yes, a mere few days since the election, Democrats have been seething about something for which they have been preaching for years: Choice.


Choice, when used in a sentence by Lefties and Democrats invariably include the words “Women’s reproductive rights,” and “Women’s health,” stories for another time. Unfortunately, choice is never associated with a decision for whom one can vote.


Using fear and panic, the MSM, and their buddies in the rabid Democrat Party have been effectively introducing seething hate based upon conjecture into the narrative.


Trump is Hitler,” “Trump will put you in concentration camps,” plus “Trump does nothing but lie,” have proved to be both scary and entertaining slogans, to say the least. Unfortunately, the women, and the men who sit down to pee, regularly spew the above fabrications to push our nation closer to absolute destruction. In any case, those first runners-up are now licking their wounds, while likely preparing for riots and mayhem.


Moving on to the second camp, Trump, as well as his Make America Great Again (MAGA) supporters have been breathing collective sighs of relief, and justifiably so.


Being exposed for the last four-years to oil and natural gas drilling bans, the outlawing of internal combustion engines, the dangerous open borders policy, foreign gang activities in America, DEI policies, dumbing-down American schools, fighting proxy wars, demeaning our military personnel, lying about the “death of democracy,” and pushing for the continued mixing of sexes in scholastic sports, had driven the majority of our nation to select Trump to manage this goat rodeo.


Spending hundreds of billions of dollars on foreign countries and illegal invaders domestically, over the needs of hard-working Americans, prevailed in the thought process of voting for sanity over Leftist societal mental health challenges.


An economy beyond repair, on top of an army of angry students fighting attempts to rein-in more madness, gave conservative voters pause in continuing to pretend all was well. The bailing out of the sinking ship had finally begun.


Which brings us to the third camp, entertainers. All the while, entertainers who consist of performers, athletes, politicians, actors, and influencers, alike, have all been giddy to be part of the promised historic election of the first black woman president. Alas, twas not to be.


Seeming as though they were forming a conga line, minstrels quickly joined in-step to dance and sing on stages during Harris’ appearances for rallies. Actors, has-been political figures, wannabe crooners, aging athletes, as well as movie producers, suddenly materialized in order to show undying support for Harris as her quest for political fame edged nearer by the day.


The MSM used their tried-and-true methods of fudging the figures of polls to give a false impression of Harris trouncing Trump, omitting only the “In your face, Donald,” part. And with each day, the MSM abetted the Harris campaign in their continuing belief that victory was not only possible, but guaranteed.


But once again, this pipe dream was, to say the least, elusive. Not unlike a dieter trying to lose weight, Harris, as well as her supporters continued lying to themselves that all was good, polls were soaring, and she had all the right answers to the hard questions. Wearing a toothy grin atop her usual pantsuit, Harris was pretending to dress for her upcoming job: Commander-in-Chief.


Dragging her baggage consisting of Tim Walz around with her, she confidently struted and waved in front of every camera her election staff could locate. She was a shoe-in. Guaranteed.


Unfortunately, her waving, fake former employment stories, tales of personal economic woe, and enthusiasm employed while incarcerating her African-American brotha’s and sista’s, unraveled faster than a cheap sweater. Harris’ true side was becoming exposed.



This 2024 election we have Christina Applegate, Mandy Moore, America Ferrera, Billie Eilish, Sophie Turner, Ariana Grande, and Cardi B, threatening departure from the United States. Let’s see if they are people of their word. I have my fingers crossed they will make good on their promises.


Desperate for comebacks from has-beens, other C-Listers seemed eager to catch the Kamala Harris ride to international importance and perpetual fame that comes with the title, “President.” commanding as much as a reported $10,000,000, for a mere appearance fee, these leaches gladly bellied-up to the bar for another brief taste of notoriety.


It's time for keeping promises; go!

Beyoncé, George Clooney, Willie Nelson, Michael Moore, and the like, paraded about stages offering their expertise in the political system, as well as the economy, and environment, as proof they were to be not only heard, but listened to. After all, they were important.


Names including Cher, Sharon Stone, Barbra Streisand, were just the beginning eight years ago. Whoopie Goldberg, Miley Cyrus, Amy Schumer, and George Lopez, were a few who spouted that same threat to leave the country if Trump was elected in 2016; alas, they’re still here.


History is currently being written about the Biden – Harris Administration electoral beating, with those fake news pundits and MSM toadies searching for answers as to how Harris was defeated.


Actually, the answer is readily available. Listen to the average American people who vote; they know what they want.

Saturday, November 2, 2024

Election 2024 Bonus

 

 
Close your eyes. NO, don’t close your eyes because you won’t be able to read this story.


Let’s begin again.


Imagine Joe Biden is driving his classic Corvette convertible down a long stretch of road with Kamala Harris riding shotgun. The first and second most powerful people in America are enroute to a Democratic fundraiser where they expect to reap plenty of re-election monies to fund their 2024 election bid against Donald Trump.


All along the way are signs indicating upcoming turns, speed limits, exits, connecting avenues, points of interest, as well as hazards.


Prez Biden on his way to pick up VP Kamala
Being long-in-the-tooth, President Biden finds himself in desperate need of a rest room. Diuretics, you know.


Joe and Kamala eventually spot a rest area, making a bee-line for it. Joe exits the Corvette as Kamala waits behind in the passenger seat. Alone with the top down, VP Harris waits for Joe’s return by firing up a ‘joint’ to help her mellow out.


Fifteen-minutes pass, then 20. Eventually, she finds a rest area attendant who she asks, out of concern, to check on her road-trip driver in the men’s room.


Another 12-minutes pass when the attendant returns without Joe. He searched inside and out, to no avail, President Biden was no where to be found.


A decision must be made by a solo Kamala. Does she continue to wait for Joe or does she continue her trip alone? She fears risking this wonderful opportunity to garner much-needed cash for the Party.


A well thought out decision to proceed was made. Sliding over the console into the driver’s seat, she snaps seat belt into place, turns the key, and fires up the rumbling massive engine. A quick puff of dark smoke pops from each exhaust side pipe, and off she goes.


But within a few short minutes, Kamala finds herself in a bit of a pickle. This old, classic collector’s item of a vehicle has no GPS. Worse than that, there is no map in the tiny glove box.


Not to worry. Kamala adjusts the rearview mirror to better catch an admiring glimpse of herself; she smiles, soon erupting into a hyena-like chuckle. To say ‘she’s happy’ would be an understatement. Narcissus himself couldn’t be prouder.


Just when you think the trip is over, it is actually only beginning.


But soon thereafter, Kamala picked-up a hitchhiker on her way to the White House to measure for new drapes. Her rider, who clearly didn’t even give her two-bucks for gas – Governor Tim Walz – was soon found to have lots of baggage; perhaps too much for that little, space-challenged Corvette.


After arriving at the fundraiser, Kamala proudly walked into the venue with head held high, donning a wide toothy grin. She had arrived. No, SHE HAD ARRIVED.


Flitting about the well-heeled, prominent donors, she knows who is in charge, and intends on relishing this moment all the way into 2032 as president.


Unfortunately, VP Harris must now spend the days, weeks, and months up to the election dodging the public because she still has not found that elusive map. To fend off the nosy questioners, Kamala repeatedly uses the words, “I will not stop fracking,” “I will not prevent fossil fuel drilling,” “The Border is closed,” and “Prices are dropping to the lowest point in the history of time,” to razzle-dazzle curious voters.


Meanwhile, Tim Walz, Democrat vice presidential candidate, has been spending his precious time defending the copious lies he’d been telling throughout most of his life. Getting dates, times, and facts – both large and small – wrong, Walz has certainly been getting his exercise spreading manure.


Continuing her appearance of being lost-at-sea, Kamala adds nebulous answers to specific questions all the while avoiding a group news conference. Her Q and A sessions are limited to one-on-one meetings with pod casters, Leftist talk shows, as well as heavily-biased, Democrat-friendly tongue baths disguised as news shows.


Still, she and her sycophantic buddies continue to roll toward the Election Day finish line in hopes of making history. It seems the idea is to prove to the world that racist, misogynistic America finally elected a black woman to run the country is within reach.


Alas, so is our nation’s approach to form a communistic government. Hearing the constant drum beat of Democrat cries to remove the outdated First and Second Amendments of The Constitution, as well as rehabbing the Supreme Court, eliminating the filibuster, plus permanently removing our sovereign borders, Kamala's borrowed Corvette is on the precipice of no return.


Maybe she just found Joe’s map. Perhaps she merely decided to plot her own route and destination. In any case, the only way out of this mess is to put the car in reverse to a guaranteed Donald Trump destination.


Vote wisely.





Tuesday, October 29, 2024

Stop Being Duped

  Politicians are adept at three things: finding a camera for their vanity speeches, taxing our money for redistribution, and lying about being media whores and reallocating our dollars to aid in their re-election.


That should be a good beginning to our deep dive into the world of “climate change.”


Climate change has been on the radar for over 50-years. Without reaching back into the hysteria of our planet freezing – no, melting – uh, rather drowning – we have been sold a bill of goods throughout those five decades.


My elementary school days were filled with math, geography, history, and science. During those science lessons, we were taught that carbon was a natural substance which, according to Britannica.com, “On a weight basis, carbon is 19th in order of elemental abundance in Earth’s crust, and there are estimated to be 3.5 times as many carbon atoms as silicon atoms in the universe. Only hydrogen, helium, oxygen, neon, and nitrogen are atomically more abundant in the cosmos than carbon. Carbon is the cosmic product of the “burning” of helium, in which three helium nuclei, 4, fuse to produce a carbon nucleus, atomic weight 12.”


If your eyes just glazed over, or in the event you felt as though you now need a stiff drink, what Britannica said is that carbon is abundant in nature. Carbon is the base of diamonds and oyster shells as well as petroleum and animal tissue. In other words, it’s everywhere.



Now politicians and environmentalists alike are not necessarily known for their brilliance. If they were brilliant, they would know that carbon is also in something called “carbon dioxide,” or CO₂, a by-product of exhaling living beings.



Simply put, when we inhale air, our bodies process that air through our lungs which produce CO₂. Way back when, CO₂ was thought to be a good thing because too much in the human body will cause us to suffocate. Hence, it’s good news that we rid this chemical compound from our bodies.



But, according to NOAA’s Climate.gov site, “Each year, human activities release more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere than natural processes can remove, causing the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere to increase.” That’s the bad news.



Short of holding our collective breaths, it appears as though our future looks dim. Climate.gov continues, “Carbon dioxide concentrations are rising mostly because of the fossil fuels that people are burning for energy. Fossil fuels like coal and oil contain carbon that plants pulled out of the atmosphere through photosynthesis over many millions of years; we are returning that carbon to the atmosphere in just a few hundred.” The fact our breathing is not only to blame for Earth’s demise is good news.



Further, Climate.gov states, “Carbon dioxide is Earth’s most important greenhouse gas: a gas that absorbs and radiates heat. Unlike oxygen or nitrogen (which make up most of our atmosphere), greenhouse gases absorb heat radiating from the Earth’s surface and re-release it in all directions—including back toward Earth’s surface. Without carbon dioxide, Earth’s natural greenhouse effect would be too weak to keep the average global surface temperature above freezing.” Alas, more bad news.



Not to worry, the good news is that plant life on Earth – to include grass, trees, flowers, pretty much any green plant – produces oxygen by using those nasty carbon molecules in reforming CO₂. Yea! Good news.



Unfortunately, The Guardian, a British “news” source provided the world with a recent story regarding the environment. Headlined, “Trees and land absorbed almost no CO₂ last year. Is nature’s carbons sink failing?” Yep, more bad news.



Evidently, per The Guardian, Greenland’s glaciers and Arctic Ice sheets are melting faster than expected exposing zooplankton to more “sunlight – a shift scientists say could keep them in the [ocean] depths for longer, disrupting the vertical migration that stores carbon on the ocean floor.”



But here’s more good news. That heat created by trapped greenhouse gasses is not warming the planet inasmuch as sunlight is able to reach the ocean depths. And those weaselly politicians who feel more money – in the form of “carbon credits” – will solve virtually any problem, may now remove their grubby hands from my wallet pocket. This is both good news and bad, depending on whose side you are on.




A fellow who served as vice president, Al Gore, found his true meaning in life as a superhero for the environmental movement after his many years as a U.S. Senator, and subsequent vice president under Bill Clinton. Gore was so dedicated to saving our planet that he used a private jet to fly around our fragile orb while demanding Earthlings stop using private jets.



Al "Carbon Credit" Gore
Gore also made movies and documentaries about our crisis for survival while penning uplifting books about how we are all going to die because of our poor stewardship of our home planet. He even suggested the brilliant plan incorporating carbon credits into our economy to force weak humans into complying with his stellar plan to eliminate electricity in favor of candlelight.



By paying more, people will use less. Well, the lower and middle classes will, anyway.



But getting back on track, you see, you can’t have it both ways. Either there is a problem with carbon, or there isn’t. Contriving a financial punishment both on businesses and consumers, by way of carbon credits is just another way to pander to environmentalists and scientists who are paid to examine these “crises.”



Forcing what is merely a tax by any other name on consumers, plus the affected businesses who pass these extra costs onto the users, is nothing more than a grift created and operated by the guvment.



Buying carbon credits to save the planet is insane because carbon is everywhere. Man has proven he is incapable of controlling, or even influencing, our weather or climate. Still, the drumbeat continues because of fear of the “destruction of our planet.”



It’s time to grow up and think reasonably about the ‘cry wolf’ tactics being employed to control the people and their money.