Unvarnished

 Let’s begin today’s story like every other one available here: with the truth.

 

Serial Liar-in-Chief, Joseph Robinette Biden

President Joseph Robinette Biden has been lying to every American since he entered public service in 1973.  His introduction to someone other than himself being responsible for his salary, and the truth, has been relished by him ever since.

 

Riding the coattails of other politicians for nearly fifty-years has proven very lucrative to him over those five decades of sucking on the guvment teat.

 

But to remain there with money, housing, and sustenance, he needs and uses the available resources to the maximum.  And use he does.

 

One thing in particular that Biden enjoys doing – along with his latest Press Secretary, Kareem Jean Pierre – is tag team one another to avoid being trapped in one of the copious fallacies squirting out of their crooked little mouths.

 

One excellent example of lies repeated often enough that they become the truth, is the one concerning America’s bout with inflation.  Inflation is a pre-set, pre-defined conclusion that reads: it is, according to Oxford Languages Dictionary, “a general increase in prices and fall in the purchasing value of money.”

 

Now, that wasn’t so hard, was it?

 

However, this definition is more generously applied to the economy over a period of one-quarter – three months.  That’s quite a long time of you are without work, transportation, sound housing, and food.

 

President Biden is currently making $400,000 per year, as President of the United States; that’s a lot of money if you don’t figure in the kickbacks from Ukraine and China for military arms, ammunition, planes, tanks, and our desperately needed oil.

 

Before that, he was raking in about $200,000 a year as Vice President under our first African president Barack Hussein Obama.

 

Biden also served for decades as a state Senator from his home state of Delaware for even more decades.  His salary during those demanding times brought home roughly $150,000/year.  And with all that income, he was able to maintain several beach front homes and expensive cars.  He and Dr. Jill Biden (who still cannot write a prescription for Oxycodone,) reported a gross income of $610,702, paying $150,439 in federal taxes, reported Newsweek.

 

It’s hard to believe this guy was able to parlay this paltry sum into his now-reported wealth stands at…well, we don’t exactly know because according to Newsweek, his tax returns have disappeared.  Yep.  Pretty inconvenient, but that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

 

Here’s the rub: President and Dr. Biden seem to delight in claiming how great the economy is.  It isn’t.

 

Just last week, the President claimed he was doing such a bang-up job with the economy; there would not likely be a recession, he added.  Further, he said prices were dropping so dramatically that he was afraid we didn’t have numbers that went that low.

 

Butter is at an all-time high of $8/pound, bologna is $5.49/pound, and gasoline is hovering about the $3.50/gallon range.  All seem pretty acceptable to Moneybags Joe.

 

Even chicken eggs reached a new high of roughly 42¢ each; that translates into $5/dozen eggs.  (Here’s some trivia for you: In the entire world, about 1,000,000,000 chickens are killed for meat, everyday.)

 

But not fudging the figures like the Biden Organized Crime Family, the world has recently experienced a bout with avian flu which demands the destruction of affected chickens and their eggs.  This action has caused a serious void in the poultry world.

 

Still, Biden believes the unemployed family in Nebraska – who should be “coding” for the Biden Administration, but remain unemployed, should have no problem making their rent, mortgage, car payment, credit card bill, fuel bill, food, cell phone bill, and food expenditures.

 

So with a stupid grin only someone who has the IQ of a hammer could muster, Biden regularly insists all is well with the economy.  And any hiccup is the result of Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump.

 

In order to reduce the rate of inflation domestically, Biden was informed – by economists – to stop spending money, which thereby dramatically causes the inflation rate to rise. 

 

His solution?  Spend even more money by paying college snowflakes to take classes in 15^th Century French Poetry, or Advanced Women’s Studies, or White People Hating White People for Being White.

 

Sounds pretty superior, but I see no reason to spend good money after bad to merely mask the Biden Organized Crime Family’s cover up of spending money and sending armaments to sleazy grifters in Ukraine.  How much money in arms and cash is enroute to Ukraine’s Vlodomyr Zelenskyy?  Glad you asked.

 

While this smarmy cover up of spending by the mainstream media continues, my best guesstimate is $150,000,000,000, in arms, ammunition, rockets, jets, tanks, and cash money.

 

And regularly, on television news, radio news, and the interweb, equally nebulous numbers are given by former U.S. Generals whose expertise is only exceeded by their ambitions as media whores.

 

Suddenly, after their multi-decade careers end, these uniformed sycophants crawl out of their closets to offer “expert advice.”  Unfortunately, during their tenure in guvment service, they didn’t want to rock the boat.  Now come the book deals, television appearances, and lecture circuits.

 

And we have arrived at the culmination of this essay about the costs of everything from gas to eggs to Abrams tanks.  It’s all about feathering nests for retirement; screw every other American. 

 

That’s the unvarnished truth.