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Monday, April 29, 2013

Experts vs. Kooks

Things have changed dramatically over the years in the science world.  As a child, I was very interested in the sciences but eventually changed my mind of pursuing a career in that field because of a lack of cogent answers to questions.
 
In elementary school, science was taught to us by nuns who were not scientists.  They read from texts that gave us “facts” written by textbook authors who may, or may not, had a background in the subject about which they were writing.
 
Way back when, our lessons included the demise of dinosaurs.  Their carcasses were eventually covered with foliage that essentially composted their bodies into oil, hence the term “fossil fuel.”
 
Not being a scientist, I find it hard to imagine there were that many dinosaurs roaming the planet to result in the amount of oil we have in the world.  Still, that was gospel.  Amen.
 
Protagonists of questionable science can be found nearly everywhere.  It seems as though everyone is an expert on the contrived problem of “global climate change.”  The use of aerosol deodorants was the ultimate cause of the diminishing ozone layer.  Ozone is a gas that protects Earth’s inhabitants from being baked by the sun’s rays.  Ozone was allegedly disappearing at an alarming rate so, a ban on aerosol products using certain chemicals needed to be banned.  They were eliminated from store shelves decades ago but, clearly they were not the problem as society is on the verge of ultimate destruction from global warming.  No, it is global cooling.  Uh, maybe we’ll simply call it global climate change.  That, amigo, is weather.
 
And, the expert scientists continue with their drivel.
 
Science used to be a, well, science.  That field was one which was based on facts – cold, hard facts – that needed test upon test to prove or disprove a theory.  People who spurted out random ideas were known as “kooks.”  Kooks were merely average citizens who came up with nutty ideas about things such as NASA’s space rocket launches causing hurricanes.  Nonsense.
 
But, these kooks have become the norm for many world citizens who hang on their every word.  There is little science behind the alarm of the planet spontaneously combusting because I tote my groceries home in plastic bags.
 
Fortunately, we have the benefit of renowned scientist Leonardo DiCaprio, who must have secretly received his doctorate in ecological sciences, pointing out our shortcomings on how to keep our planet inhabitable.
 
Yet, the answers to questions I posed as a child are still unanswered.  The beginning of civilization on Earth is easily explained by evolutionists.  They believe that the Earth was revolving around the Sun, minding its own business, when a lighting bolt struck a pool of ammonia, creating an amoeba. This one-celled critter eventually evolved into a fish, then a dinosaur, then an ape, and now man.  These evolutionists are the same people who laugh at my belief in God and God’s creating the environment and man.  No word on where evolution scientists think the Earth, ammonia, or lightning came from. 
 
It is the thinness of such facts that make me believe in God and creationism even more.
 
Now, the scientists are saying the seven continents were all in one clump at one time.  Yes, if you take the continents and maneuver them around, you will find they fit pretty well – much like a jigsaw puzzle.  This new theory overlooks the fact that the continents are anchored to the ground through mountains and volcanoes from which many land masses arose.  Scientists think these continents moved around the oceans like air rafts in a swimming pool.
 
According to these geologists, this idea would explain how wooly mammoths and apes and other animal species wound up in places that would seem odd by today’s standards.
 
Perhaps I should feel grateful I didn’t pursue a career in the sciences as they are not as solid as demonstrating proof of much of anything.  But, don’t call me a kook, either.