Although things have changed dramatically over time in the education system and scholastics, I dare say the powers-that-be still use report cards as a barometer to measure the effectiveness of both curricula, as well as students themselves.
This is where we find ourselves attempting to make sense of the recent past, plus making corrections to avoid future issues. At the same time, we can embrace the successes while deflecting failed practices.
As such, we are now able to look into the rearview mirror and grade both the successes and failures of the performance of our pupils. In this case, our one particular pupil is none other than Joseph Robinette Biden.
Our criteria for America is as follows: Geography, History, English, Math, Economics, Government operations, Camaraderie, Physical education, and Candor.
Let’s jump right in to see how Biden fared throughout his four-year position as President of the United States.
Geography: F Joe did a wonderful job of finding countless foreign countries around the globe to which he could send literally trillions of dollars in order to better allow those nations fight the systemic crisis: climate change. Lest we forget he discovered – not unlike Christopher Columbus – a new nation, Ukraine. To Ukraine, Joe has sent roughly $200,000,000,000, unaccounted for dollars.
History: F Recalling all the fatalistic missteps of years ago – under the failed James Earl Carter administration which punished America from 1976 until 1980 – Biden appeared to emulate Carter’s hapless stint whose asinine policies raised fuel, food, housing prices, and subsequently inflation by double digits. He also ignored the results of the 1980 Mariel Boatlift from Cuba that brought tens-of-thousands of criminals and mentally ill Cubans to America; this caused a genuine problem for our nation. For this subject he earned a “D” because Biden’s brain is too fragile to blame entirely.
English: F An F is in order for English largely due to the fact Biden had terrible difficulty expressing himself in his native tongue. With professional writers and reporters finding themselves at sea after listening to Biden give speeches and off-the-cuff remarks, his responses often wound-up being fodder for comedy routines rather than finding their place as official news.
Math: F This subject is a bit difficult to grade, largely because we are unsure as to whether his calculator batteries had any life left while ciphering. Yet, Biden seemed to feel math was something that had no rules or boundaries; for example, when financially helping foreign nations, he clearly felt American dollars could be used without limits. More about this under “Economics.”
Economics: F Biden, once again, failed to see the connection between printing money and spending money. He regularly printed more money that he needed for his hare-brained wild spending sprees causing out-of-control inflation unrealized since the Carter Era. All the while, Biden freely spent freshly printed money for vote pandering along with suspected kickbacks to line his Biden Organized Crime Family’s pockets. Additionally, Biden freely allowed upwards of 12,000,000 illegal aliens into our sovereign nation causing a serious drain on our already overburdened $34,000,000,000,000 debt.
Government Operations: D This is the crux of Biden’s job – not something unfamiliar during Biden’s 50-year government service career. throughout those five centuries, Biden should have learned about the mechanics of The House and The Senate, as well as the functions of the seemingly endless government agencies. Unfortunately, Biden regularly massaged “the system” to accommodate his desires and policies by circumventing the pre-structured, established rules.
Camaraderie: D Here is another sticky subject at which Biden was clever enough to use the ‘bully pulpit’ along with ‘the court of public opinion’ as he attempted to circumvent regulations, even the Supreme Court, to eliminate any legislative roadblocks in his sleazy effort to handily redistribute wealth through such initiatives as college loan forgiveness, in addition to renewable energy boondoggles and scams.
Physical Education: F Phys Ed is not an area in which Biden excelled. He has fallen off his bicycle, fallen up stairs to Air Force One, fallen on a national academy stage, and appeared to regularly shuffle – rather than walk in steps – readily visible on video. He actually had a contingency of aides surround him to prevent prying press eyes from capturing his unsteady gait.
Candor: F Under this subject, Biden earned a solid “F.” He willingly lied on countless occasions to create an atmosphere of untrustworthiness. From lying about driving a tractor-trailer, having a key to a train, to signing a trillion-dollar bill intentionally mislabeled as an inflation reduction tool, Biden repeatedly told one whopper after another with aplomb. In fact, his falsehoods about the COVID-19 debacle gripped a nation through fear and threats, all without any remorse.
There you have it. A long-awaited report card grading the outgoing President of the United States, who used his power to benefit him and his family at the expense of an entire nation has arrived in Biden’s final days of his ability to damage America and its hard-working taxpayers.
The only benefit of this evaluation is that hopefully Americans are now able to refer to this rating to as an aid to avoid future boneheaded elections.