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Monday, February 16, 2026

Bait and Switch

 

  In the event you’re new to this blogsite, you’re in for a treat.


Normally this space contains folksy stories, personal complaints, or unvarnished political truth. That truth, by the way, is always slanted to the Right because I don’t believe the world’s inhabitants should be divided by race, sex, religion, or hair style.


Today, however, is different, since we are venturing into a realm that will certainly shock our regular visitors.


Our adventure begins well before most of us were born. As a youngster, I was normally glued to the regular television fare consisting of westerns, sitcoms, and cartoons, all generic in nature, all with a message. TVs had black and white pictures – not because color hadn’t yet been invented – and rabbit ears antennas.


These setups evolved into color pictures, shown on screens wider than a napkin, in addition to cable service eliminating those useless rabbit ear antennas. Things were beginning to become civilized.


As things evolved, we discovered new methods of watching, some of which include satellite receivers and Wi-Fi, besides new transmission formats such as high-definition television (HDTV), all of which were designed to enhance viewers pleasure. And life was good.


But just as with most things in life someone will invariably insist the perfect can now be even more prefect. And those are the proverbial burrs on our bare feet at the beach.


To prove my case, Virginia voters recently elected a stoic former CIA employee, who ran her campaign on thrift, cost effectiveness, affordable health care for all, immigration, and honesty. She claimed her time as a U.S. Representative taught her how to navigate through the rough waters of guvment. After all, the first woman gubenor of Virginia was going to improve things. Read: Make perfect more perfect.


Where to start?


Gubenor Abigail Spanberger is one of those people who have all the solutions; now she needs to find the problems. This is a brilliant way to run guvment because the answers sound so great since they always fit the problem, hand-in-glove style. No loose ends, no questions, no debate.


The Guv wants to deal with the immigration issue by refusing to work with the federal guvment and Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) thereby eliminating Trump’s Nazi army from doing business in the Old Dominion.


She further has a hankering to lower prices to help constituents navigate their way through daily life. Unfortunately, Gubenor Spanberger is aching to quickly raise costs of hunting and fishing equipment, besides using the environment as a crutch with which to beat Virginia residents into absolute submission.

Virginia Gubenor Abigail Spanberger


Insisting people cease using gas powered tools such as lawnmowers, edgers, leaf blowers, and so on, in order to save our fragile planet from guaranteed destruction, homeowners have been gravitating toward rechargeable tools to hopefully save money over fuel and maintenance. It worked!


Unfortunately, The Guv is jonesing to exact a pound of flesh from environmentally conscious residents by imposing a recurring tax on those tools, much like the annual vehicle tax Virginia levels at their drivers.


This is where you might be thinking: How does all this fit in with television?


I’m glad you asked.


It seems as though Great Britain, the nation across ‘the pond’ consists of three countries: England, Scotland, and Wales. Great Britain (GB) has a magnificent composition of leaders who have been woke for more years than you can imagine.


They opened their doors to immigrants from anywhere and everywhere for decades. Those grateful transplants came bearing unusable baggage in the form of indecipherable languages, diseases, and biased religions, all to the cheers of GB citizenry. They were far more mentally open than those nasty Americans.


London, the capital of England, elected a Muslim mayor just to prove they could all play well together. It’s a shame they couldn’t because of Sharia Law which was voted in to punish the infidels. This measure gave Muslims priority over non-Muslims. Still a genius move on the part of smart GB voters.


As such, freedom of speech, freedom of thought, freedom of religion, freedom of expression, and all other freedoms inimical to what Muslims feel is appropriate, have been banned and are currently used to incarcerate everyone deemed a bane to society.


Societal banes come from so many avenues including newspapers, the internet, radio, and television, alike. The means to nip these in the bud are through intrusive surveillance and subsequent censorship of whatever the immigrants feel is offensive. And Americans think President Trump is a Nazi dictator.


Since GB is an island, the powers-that-be can fairly easily control the media though the aforementioned monitoring. One of the more creative ways to control the access to information is by making it too expensive for the average citizen.


Leave it to the anointed Leftists in GB to charge citizens a tax on – drum roll, please – televisions. Yes, you read that right. I dare say American politicians couldn’t come up with a plan such as fining their constituents for buying and watching a TV.


The way this revenue stream works is as follows: people pay taxes to the GB guvment to produce programming on their television network system. That tax goes to buy television production equipment, transmission gear, and actors.


But here’s the rub. You also purchase your television set. Now you must pay for the right to own that television. Only a mastermind could conjure up a grift like this.


Which leads me back to Old Virginny.


Gubenor Spanberger seems hell-bent on making things far more expensive in her quest to make things more affordable. It could be the squirrels running loose in her head, or the fact she simply hates Virginia and its residents. But that’s not unusual for greedy Democrats.


She should reach out to the Brits for more information in this golden opportunity to squeeze even more hard-earned money from the electorate. I know she can do it because she lied while snookering a large portion of the voters into making her the first female gubenor in the Commonwealth.


She has already proven she has what it takes to be the president with such superior ideas. This television tax could be another arrow in her quiver to draw the last drop of blood from Virginians.


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Monday, February 9, 2026

Random Thoughts 16

 

  It’s been a while since we threw some random thoughts into this weekly tornado of truth. This iteration is the sixteenth and promises to both entertain and inform in palatable snippets. Please enjoy, and thanks for reading.



  • Is everyone living in Minneapolis a lawbreaker, unable to follow rules?

  • Who now believes coastal areas are subject to imminent flooding since environmentalists Barack Obama, KommieLa Harris, Bill Murray, Spike Lee, David Letterman, Bill Gates, and Oprah Winfrey now own waterfront homes?

  • Ford EV Trucks division has gone bankrupt because nobody has been buying their electric pickups. Does nobody want to save the planet?

  • It’s odd that Americans are actually angry that President Donald J. Trump who is trying to rid our nation of criminals – lawbreakers – in the name of safety

  • We’ll need to come up with a new name for Greenland when we eventually acquire it from Denmark

  • I understand there’s a large recruitment effort to find boat captains in Venezuela

  • Iranians have apparently forgotten about the drubbing dished out by President Trump on their nuclear weapons program last year

  • So, Canada’s commie Prime Minister, Mark Carney, is dying to crawl into bed with China’s President Xi Jinping to spite President Trump. Carney is much too transparent

  • No, I didn’t win the $1,600,000,000 lottery a few months ago. If you did, call me


  • Consumers are pretty stupid. $7/dozen eggs are now down to $2.25. And those stupid people are complaining because it happened under Trump’s term

  • Gavin Newsom has one of the largest egos in history. He thinks his time as gubenor in California has been stellar. He’s wrong

  • I wonder how much of Ilhan Omar’s unbelievable sudden wealth was derived from the giant Minnesota daycare and charity scams

  • Are NFL minstrels still kneeling for The National Anthem?

  • Whatever happened to Saint Dr. Anthony Fauci since his retirement?

  • My fingers are crossed we can quickly find another existential threat that really isn’t; kinda like global warming, COVID, Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), white men, Christians, the rule of law, MAGA supporters, police, and Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)

  • If you’re caught driving while smoking a joint, you’ll probably get away with a good finger wagging from the cop. But get caught driving with an open container, and you’re on your way the pokey for DUI. What’s the difference?

  • Is it odd that gas prices have dropped $3/gallon since Plugs Biden forced them up to over $5?

  • How is that War on Poverty going? After all, Plugs Biden brought replacement leeches in the country

  • Motorcycle riders should know not everyone is enthralled by their ‘loud pipes’

  • And all those Mustang drivers whose cars don’t have mufflers: you have quite a funny way of announcing your minuscule sexual appendage. Two thumbs up!

  • Virginia Gubernor Abigail Spanberger wants to outlaw lawnmowers. She’s as stupid as she looks

  • In regard to Minneapolis residents being criminals: at the very least they love crime and criminals. Must be fun living in a lawless city run by a retard

  • Here’s something to ponder: you can’t claim anyone lives on stolen land if your country doesn’t recognize borders, right?

  • Are we back to wearing pins on our clothing to express your feelings? When is virtue signaling going to disappear once and for all?

  • It sure is awfully cold outside!

  • I can’t believe Gavin Newsom is contemplating a run for the presidency

  • Under what rock is Jasmine Crockett hiding?

  • I certainly wish AOC would snuggle next to her Congressional thief brethren for a group photo

  • It didn’t take long to find the voices the legacy media lost during the Biden Administration; suddenly they DEMAND answers from President Trump

  • Newsom. For president. I can’t believe it.

  • NYC residents: take your medicine! You were rightly warned, but you voted for that Commie anyway. Boo hoo

  • Mimes are still the worst

  • Why is it so important to keep criminals in America over the wishes of citizen voters?

  • Let me get this straight: first, kids were told they could change their gender if so desired, secondly, they were informed they could maneuver through life based upon diversity-equity-inclusion (DEI) beliefs, then college pukes marched through the streets to “kill the Jews,” now many of those same idiots want to murder ICE agents. What’s up?

  • Based upon kids today, teachers are overpaid

  • There’s a lot of hubbubs going on regarding “stolen land.” Isn’t Ukraine land stolen from the USSR? If so, why are we subsidizing that stolen land?

  • Keep an eye on a fellow named Neville Roy Singham. Just sayin’

  • And lastly, the NFL, along with the Super Bowl Committee, just gave me the final push away from football – not soccer – for good. The appearance of anti-American, anti-English-speaking people, and anti-law & order douchebags simply confirmed what I felt all this time: they hate America and Americans. Thank you, NFL



That being said, we come to the end of yet another Random Thoughts. Thanks for reading, and don’t forget to stop by next week for more terrific content. God Bless you all!


Monday, February 2, 2026

Time for a Choice

 

  Our lives are chock full o’ rules that appear in the form of laws, or simple civility.


For example, some laws include those associated with driving. If you speed while driving, you’re subject to being ticketed and subsequently fined. Those tickets, though, do not end there.


Mandatory insurance is always prepared to stick their noses into all moving violations that will also result in a steep increase in premiums for several agonizing years. The idea is since insurance companies must settle claims for its drivers, they use this opportunity to beat conformance into the driver. And so it goes with the rules, also known as guvmental behavior modification.


Plenty of governmental behavior modification can be found virtually anywhere. And this list of laws is seemingly endless; anything involving cars, guns, children, all the way down to the garbage that departs your home are already addressed by copious laws the guvment has thoughtfully put into place.


Changing out a broken ceiling fan, tossing dead batteries, leaf raking, bike riding, and landscaping are all mentioned in laws created by very fallible, albeit anointed, politicians, for our own good.


On the other hand, rules regarding civility are another matter. This category of freedom-stealing suggestions includes such activities as wearing clothing that can be considered lewd, using foul language in public, driving mufflerless vehicles, and throwing your clam shells on the floor during dinner, are all easily recognized as questionable, but not necessarily criminal activity.


For your information, the main difference between laws and civil behavior is that laws are meant to protect people, in the name of safety, while civil behavior applies to keeping daily life palatable. There’s a huge difference in someone waving a handgun around, and someone loudly snapping chewing. Sure, you want to punch both offenders into submission, but those are differences with distinctions.


In any case, politicians have the uncanny abilities to lie to your face, as well as ignore regulations when it’s convenient for them.


Diving into the deep end of laws made by “lawmakers,” we find ourselves with both Democrats and Republicans placing their thumbs on the scale of truth and tolerance.


Recall the bike riding premise mentioned above. These laws were instituted by concerned, overly nosy, smarmy politicians who claim to have the bet interests of “our children” in their hearts and minds. They don’t. They were merely pandering for votes by creating an overly punitive regulation which will damage an entire family.


Should that family allow their child to ride without protective equipment, a prying neighbor can call the police to report child abuse. That, in and of itself, is criminal. Should the parents be fined? Should the child be removed from the home for its safety?


All this hoopla was for votes. By the way, if the child was aborted, we wouldn’t be talking about this situation. How safe is the “choice” child now? Still, it’s the law, and subject to severe punishment.


Illegally crossing the border is a criminal violation. It proves that if border crossers are unable to follow rules of entry into our country, they would be equally unable to follow other rules. As such, they would, or should, be denied entry into our country lest they continually thumb their noses at questionable activities such as murder and rape.


Begun under the Biden Administration, non-English-speaking foreigners were actually encouraged to cross America’s borders without penalty. The legacy media spent four-years ignoring that invasion with high-ranking guvment officials – including Plugs Biden himself – that “The border was closed.”


Actually, it wasn’t. Four-years was ample time to allow and estimated 12 million to 15 million lawbreakers to flout our laws, with impunity. These ‘newcomers’ came with little in the way of clothing, money, communication skills, or civility. Yet many were able to pay “coyotes” – Mexican guides helping illegals safely cross the Rio Grande – an estimated $5,000 per person!

The only flag that should be
flown in America


That’s a lot of dinero for a family from a poor nation to amass in order to begin life anew. The bestest part is that if the illegal immigrants could not pay for their coyote passage, they would serve as couriers to transport equally illegal drugs into America. That service is a debt that makes criminal enterprises rich.


To appear empathetic to these invaders, federal, state, and local politicians were unable to see anything wrong in ignoring immigration laws; however, they could easily see something in the future that could be of great benefit to these political sleazebags.


Upon arrival in the sovereign nation of the United States, they were met with “gift bags” containing all sorts of goodies. Gift cards for clothing and hygiene products, SNAP cards, new cell phones, maps, plus instructions on how to avoid and handle Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents, whose job it is to enforce immigration law. Not the deterrent for which one would hope.


All the while, opportunistic politicians in cities nationwide were quick to jump onto the bandwagon of compassion, opening the doors to everyone and anyone with a pulse, no questions asked. The possibility an illegal might be a criminal in their home country was met with scorn creating an invisible ‘force-field’ termed “sanctuary city.”


This brilliant display of civil disobedience on the part of largely Democrat mayors and gubenors was not without motive. After a few years of public amnesia, these anti-American pols would insist these illegal leaches should be made citizens without question. That would enable the newcomers to gain the right to vote resulting in re-election of their Democrat mentors. Neat, eh?


But the large swath of problems was covered up as much as the Dem’s desired results. If these shenanigans could be kept quiet, the Republican Party would fade into history without a future. The fix was in.


To recap, the Democrats and Democratic Socialists (aka: Communists,) begged literally countless unvetted foreigners to break the law by entering the United States of America without paperwork. Once here, those miscreants were given lots of latitude to include guvment goodies, healthcare, methods of transportation, “free” educations, as well as housing and food – all on the taxpayer’s backs.


Politicians then protected these invaders by not only ignoring pertinent laws, but antagonizing President Donald Trump who inherited this poop hurricane from President Plugs.


But the best part of all this is that many of those nitwits who, only a few months ago were marching around college and university campuses calling for the extermination of Jews, thought it would be a terrific idea to march on behalf of these foreigners who want to remain foreigners within America.


Parading around Minneapolis, Minnesota, waving flags from their home nations, these tribalists proudly felt it was necessary to distinguish themselves from immigrants wanting to join the great melting pot to become citizens. Rather, they were hell-bent on making the rules in their newly adopted country, but with the blessing and protection of both Minnesota Gubenor Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey.


Both those individuals clearly hate something called Law and Order, and I suspect, American taxpayers.


Stifling the law enforcement efforts of ICE, whose job it is to corral immigration scofflaws, have been encouraging the populace to “resist,” “document,” and “hinder,” any and all attempts to round-up wanted individuals by ICE agents.


Rabble rousers from around the nation descended upon Minneapolis to help their Commie buddies summarily hide, besides stifle the identification and capture of wanted illegal aliens.


Blocking roads, blowing warning whistles, using megaphones, while smashing vehicle windows and spray painting the infrastructure, all have become parts of a ‘sport’ with which zeal and over-enthusiasm to create mayhem seems to have been intentionally misdirected by the legacy media and Democrat politicians, alike.


As a result, ICE agents have been doxxed, maimed, harassed, plus physically and mentally abused by these social do-gooders. So, who are they protecting with these life-threatening actions?


Car thieves, spousal abusers, drug dealers, rapists, gang members, murderers, and kidnappers are among those ardently protected by Minneapolis Democrats from being served warrants and finally removed for others’ safety. For your information, it’s called due process.


But left off that list is a bunch of sub-humans termed “child abusers.” Remember that aforementioned helmetless child whose family could be disrupted because of his parents’ not enforcing their offspring’s obligation to wear a safety device?


These child abusers fall under the category of sexual abuse, which activities often lead to the murder of the child victim in order to hide the crime. Not as harmless as a pie-in-the-sky activist would like to believe. These are real, dangerous criminals who are now being protected by lies, lies, and more lies as means to an end.


It’s time to place blame for all the violence where it belongs rather than where the Leftists would like you to believe it belongs.


It should be appropriately, squarely placed on the shoulders of those who actively encourage this smoke and mirrors, tongue-in-cheek hoopla: Tim Walz and Jacob Frey.





Sunday, January 25, 2026

A True Fairy Tale

 

  Once upon a time there were two people, appearing to be women, who were on the campaign trail to hold a very high political office.


Citizens living in the Commonwealth of Virginia were recently facing an election to make one of these women the new gubenor for the next four-years. Virginia is a state that allows its gubenor to serve for a term limit of four-years; that’s not a bad idea when a terrible gubenor is elected.


This historic race to the statehouse occurred in 2025, in the midst of a nation in a downward spiral – plummeting towards Earth like a jet plane that had run out of fuel due to our previous spendthrift president, Joe Biden.


The economy was dragging down hard working citizens through high interest rates, outrageous diesel and gas prices, unaffordable housing, overpriced vehicles, new minimum wage statutes taking effect, all of which created a perfect poop storm. Let’s not forget the much-touted Affordable Care Act (ACA), also known as: ObamaCare, coming to delayed terms of doubling premiums, all devised and encouraged by the America-hating Democrats.


Upon the 2021 inauguration of President Plugs Biden, Democrats opened the United States’ gates protecting our sovereign nation thereby letting in anyone – ANYONE – who had a hankering to live in prosperous America. No questions asked. What could possibly go wrong?


In the event you forgot, it was 2021 when we found ourselves in the throes of something called COVID-19. That was a flu the anointed political DC-ites transformed into a pandemic. According to guvment authorities, COVID was the biggest scourge since the early 1900’s Spanish flu pandemic, and important steps needed to be followed to ensure the population’s safety.


Over the next few Biden-years, an invasion of unprecedented proportions occurred with foreigners pouring across our borders. The problem quietly centered around the fact that these roughly 12 million undocumented, unhireable crossers arrived without COVID-19 vaccinations, polio vaccines, MMR shots, public health records, or even the Saint Dr. Anthony Fauci-approved face masks. Alas.


Yet no one in authority saw a problem. Village upon village ordered citizens arrested for ignoring the face mask and six-foot separation rules, although they were purely arbitrary in nature. But it didn’t take long to decipher the secret codes associated with these draconian regulations that cost countless military personnel and public servants their jobs for not being compliant. After all, it was in the name of public safety, we were told.


Of course those lies were only beginning. Border officials, federal cabinet members, doctors, television news readers, pundits, and gubenors nation-wide demanded orders be followed to the letter because: No one was above the law, and no questions were allowed to be asked.


This unprecedented display of power drew egotists into political careers to satisfy their thus-far unsatiated craving for not only authority, but unfettered authority. Enter two history-making women from Virginia.


It seems as though Abigail Spanberger who served as a U.S. Representative for Virginia’s 7th Congressional District from 2019 to 2025, thought the water toe-test was conducive for a run to the statehouse. She is a member of the blue Democratic Party.


With her rèsumé nauseatingly distributed via constant TV campaign ads, Spanberger proudly announced her former work as an intelligence officer at the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) besides holding down her position as a mother living in Leftist-oriented Fairfax County, VA.


On the red Republican side of the aisle was another female candidate named Winsome Earle-Sears who was interested in moving her office across the hall from her current location. You see, Earle-Sears ably served as Virginia’s Lieutenant Gubenor under Gubenor Glenn Youngkin, without controversy.


Lt. Gubenor Earle-Sears cut her teeth as a career United States Marine, after which she became a businesswoman, in addition to securing a seat in the Virginia House of Delegates.


Democrats were eager to support Democrat Spanberger because Democrats love Democrats. And Democrats detest Republicans because they are simply awful by virtue of being, well, racist.


But here’s the rub: Lt. Gubernor Earle-Sears is not only a Republican favorite, but she happens to have another much-desired attribute that draws Democrats like moths to a flame; she is additionally black.


Winsome Earle-Sears 

Democrats were clamoring to find blindfolds to cover their eyes in case a member of the legacy media asked them a question as to ‘Why aren’t you backing Ms. Earle-Sears?’


Feigning blindness, Virginia Democrats rallied their troops around Ms. Spanberger because...they suddenly had a memory lapse from their “diversity, equity, inclusion” cheerleading. It appeared as though the party that brought us the Ku Klux Klan really doesn’t enjoy the polite company of black women over white women, after all.


With the proverbial cat out of the bag, Dems shifted Spanberger’s run into overdrive by easily outspending Earle-Sears by lots. This odd imbalance was applauded by the Left, with surprises being readied behind the scenes.


This contentious race wound up being lopsided in favor of Ms. Spanberger whose campaign promising moderation, economic frugality, childcare, housing, education, representation for all, unity, healthcare, reaching across the aisle, besides increasing police presence, among the other predictable platitudes, found herself quickly changing directions following her swearing-in ceremony.


Now is a good time to explain the grifts that go along with calling Virginia ‘home.’ Most notably, Virginia, also known as The Old Dominion, has produced eight presidents, making it the state with the most presidents in U.S. history.


Beside that, Virginia has had a monumental run converting its ‘red’ status into ‘purple,’ by rapidly moving from a conservative to progressive venue through the regular elections of ‘blue’ candidates. This shift plainly signals the direction from which it came, to that which it is heading.


Unreasonable taxation has become the norm in Virginia over the past half-century. One of the more creative methods Old Dominion politicians have used to pick-pocket its residents is though something called “property tax.”


Property tax is a levy placed on vehicles in the state. Not unlike the ever-unpopular real estate tax, property tax is collected by the county-level treasurer every year – EVERY YEAR – to resemble a punishment on vehicles. This punitive way to keep safe, reliable cars and trucks on the roads forces drivers to give the state a set percentage of money, annually, lest they be fined.


Although the rates are relatively modest, they are based on the Kelly Blue Book value of your vehicle. In other words, the older the car, the lower the tax. This actually discourages citizens from purchasing new or newer transportation to avoid this financial punishment. By the way, trailers, campers, boats and motor homes were included in an expansion of the tax a few years back. Yea!


Ms. Spanberger is seriously considering expanding this assessment on – if you’re standing while reading this, please have a seat – lawnmowers. Go ahead and re-read that last sentence. I’ll wait for you.


Yep. In addition to making our environment cleaner, she also wants to outlaw leaf blowers. Not a bad idea since nobody will be mowing their lawns anyway. Just sayin’.


And those aforementioned increased police presence initiatives, a few paragraphs back, are aimed at focusing the police away from immigration-related crimes, to anything but helping the federal guvment enforce federal laws. Probably because she’s a law-and-order gal, just like her retired police officer daddy was.


Further, she desperately wants a ban on something called “assault weapons,” whatever today’s definition of those are, while making housing more affordable for immigrants, the poor, and elderly. Let’s hope she shows us how this brilliant plan is going to work as she continues her quest to make Virginia more affordable without raising taxes.


According to MSN, “Youngkin left Virginia with a $2 billion budget surplus. Yet, Democrats are aiming to impose new individual taxes on investments, trusts, and estates and sales taxes on gym memberships, dry cleaning, landscaping, pet boarding, and other yet untapped areas of ‘revenue.’ There are new proposed taxes on deliveries from Amazon, Uber Eats, FedEx, and so on. There is also a new 11% tax on firearm and ammunition purchases tat you can still buy.”


In fact, it doesn’t matter. The Virginia citizens were snookered into voting for a woman who lied to them like all other Democrats. Now those voters have to suffer the consequences for 1,460 days. They were sold a bill of goods while giving Abigail Spanberger her audition for her ultimate goal: the presidency.


Consider this historic action a wake up call for those wanting to be part of history. The only positive thing I can find in all this is that she can only serve one term.


After that, everyone will live happily ever after.






Monday, January 12, 2026

Just Quit

 

  Today’s adventure into reality begins with a story from before the 2024 Presidential Election. It further revolves around the hand-picked vice-presidential candidate named Tim Walz.


Being kind, Tim Walz is someone who can be called a Jack of All Trades and Master of None.


Walz is the current gubenor of a state known as Minnesota but is also referred to as Lil’ Somalia. For the benefit of those readers in Canada, Somalia is a country in Africa that closely resembles a toilet. Famous former inhabitants from Somalia include U.S. Congressional Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN), plus her former husband – and blood brother – Ahmed Nur Said Elmi.


It is speculated that this marital arrangement was the result of attempted immigration fraud. For your information, immigration fraud is best described as a serious crime in the United States, as is incest.


Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN)

It seems as though Rep. Omar is sort of a superwoman who, according to her Congressional website bio states, “[she] plans to resist attempts to divide us and push destructive policies that chip away at our rights and freedoms-and to build a more inclusive and compassionate culture, one that will allow our economy to flourish and encourage more Americans to participate in our democracy.”


That sounds awfully impressive. It’s a good thing she was elected to serve as a Representative to Congress from Minnesota. Even better is the fact that Gubenor Walz has been attempting to manage affairs also in Minnesota. Sounds like a marriage made in Heaven.


Over the last several years, our country experienced divisive actions including impeachment attempts of President Donald J. Trump during his first term, a seemingly lab-created COVID-19 pandemic, besides an utterly failed presidential run for a trollop named Kamala Harris; and now, we seem to have stumbled upon something even more unimaginable.


In 2024, presidential candidate Harris selected the aforementioned Gubenor Tim Walz as a vice-presidential running mate. He was likely chosen over an ideal candidate, Pennsylvania Gubenor Josh Shapiro, likely because Gubenor Shapiro is of Jewish extraction. That would have been uncomfortable to those Jew-hating, pro-Palestinian voters. After all, Walz was far more radical, even proudly parading his anti-American family in front of television cameras to pander for every vote possible.


During appearances, Walz never disappointed in playing the buffoon while imitating an inflatable ‘tube man.’ With flailing arms, ill-fitting suits, guaranteed goofy facial expressions, and wild eyes, Walz was the duo’s Yang to Harris’ Yin. The opposites were the new Odd Couple.


Unfortunately, both assumed they were each the smartest person in any room. Alas, both were regularly wrong. Their pandering was aimed at their audiences, totally forgetting that any and all votes were counted toward the tally, not just race, nation, sex, or religion-oriented votes. Excepted therein, as a rule of thumb, were white people.


Throughout the campaign, Walz and his modest family made several raucous appearances at rallies proving there were more people in America than just the black, brown, gay, transgender, and non-binary communities to which the Harris-Walz ticket begged for attention and subsequent votes.


Walz’s wife giddily mocked Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. She over-emoted by pretending to exaggeratedly flip book pages while telling the cheering crown it was time to “Turn the page! Turn the page! Turn the page!” in an attempt to imply turning a new page in history over candidate Trump.


All the while, a spastic Walz pointed, exhibiting his normal stupid grin, agreeing it was finally time for him to step into the line for eventual presidential ambitions.


It was the Somali community that stood fast behind the Harris-Walz dynamic duo. Harris, after all, was black, and Walz needed the black Somalis to attain his lofty ambitions focused on a future White House residency. But how would he be able to accomplish snatching votes from a community comprised of black Somali’s?


I’m glad you asked.


Using the same ol’ playbook that most Democrats secretly employ, there was money involved. And lots of it.


Still being unraveled from the Gordian Knot of graft and guvment corruption, the facts thus far reveal a years-long snake pit of palm grease in exchange for votes, silence, and protection. Not unlike tactics employed by 1930’s mobsters, this massive operation involved greed, theft, lies, in addition to dishonesty, the Tim Walz’s personal journey became The Walz Perpetual Ego Trip, funded by ALL taxpayers.


Not limited to Minnesota, federal programs were begun under the COVID-19 lockdown when monies flowed in earnest to assist families with feeding, clothing, utilities, and daycare; in addition, further funding was designated for substance addiction programs, all on the backs of taxpaying citizens most of which were swept into an unexpected void.


The scam was pretty simple. Monies freely traveled throughout local Somali communities under the guise of assistance in lieu of actual food. Going one step further, child daycare was also funded with cash apparently shot out of cannons. With little or no accountability at the local level, most of those humanitarian dollars found their way headed directly to Somalia, bypassing needy Minnesota families.


With “protection” in place, this money – both local and federal funding – made its way to the scammers with little or no roadblocks to bottleneck those precious tax dollars. Throughout the duration of this transfer scheme, it seems as though Gubernor Walz needed help in keeping this cash river flowing unencumbered.


Enter a familiar name, Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey. His name may sound familiar due to the fact that this Leftist character – he’s a third term mayor representing the Minnesota Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party – became famous during the Saint George Floyd riots.


Cutting his teeth in far-Left Arlington County, Virginia, this 44-year-old has made his loyalty clear based on race-oriented activities. He stood and marched with the Marxist Black Lives Matter protests, even kneeling to honor the deceased, then-drug addled Floyd, ignoring pleas by peaceful community members to stop the riots and associated mayhem.


In fact, the Minneapolis-St. Paul area is home to an estimated 84,000 Somali resident community, keeping in mind that many members in this community are U.S. citizens. That being said, it must be borne in mind that only legal citizens are able to hold legal employment, besides paying taxes.


In other words, if you are an illegal alien – a definition with a distinction – you pay nothing in income taxes. Sanctuary people merely rely upon legal citizens to foot-the-bill for the rest of community.


So, from whence does the money for basic survival for these non-working, non-legitimate residents come?


Sometimes it comes from the local guvment, sometimes from the state guvment, sometimes from the federal guvment. And that can amount to lots and lots and lots of money. And because it changes hands so often, going from the guvment level to private charities, to non-governmental organizations (NGOs) it can, and does, wind up unaccounted for.


In many cases, the lines become blurred by the money handlers and con artists who figuratively peel a few hundreds off the stacks as sort of a ‘handling fee.’


Over the years, some of this corruption was reported to authorities through official channels. Whistleblowers working in legitimate capacities for a few of these humanitarian organizations were ignored, even chastised and sometimes fired for making bad situations known.


Reports still filtering in mention a variety of publicly pious politicians turning deaf ears and punishment in return for these means to stifle any misappropriation of precious money earmarked for health matters and child care.


But rectification was not to be. Unsubstantiated information has mentioned names refusing to become involved include Tim Walz, Jacob Frey, and a fellow named Keith Ellison, the Minnesota Attorney General. Ellison was overheard on an audio recording during a meeting with convicted fraudsters.


“’In the recording, now obtained by Fox News, the would-be fraudsters can be heard asking Ellison to help them secure more funding, before the conversation then turns to campaign donations.


The only way that we can protect what we have is by inserting ourselves in the political arena. Putting our votes where it needs to be. But most importantly, putting our dollars in the right place. And supporting candidates that will fight to protect our interests,’ one of the Somalian community members says in the recording.”


Gubenor Walz is adamant, though. Ranting as usual, he publicly stated he was not going to seek another term – and that is not a bad thing. Unfortunately, the damage is already done. Without accepting responsibility for the corruption permitted to occur unfettered in his state, he promises to continue putting pressure on President Trump; unfortunately, he never explains on what or why.

As of this writing the estimated loss from stolen federal funds connected to this graft and corruption stands at eight-billion dollars. This story will continue as more details are discovered. The only positive thing is that Tim Walz is not the current vice president.


There is, however, good news. I suggest Walz be appointed to be the new President of Venezuela.