As you have probably surmised from the above title, today’s flash of brilliance concerns something, well, really, really secret.
If you ever turned over a medium to large size rock, you may have noticed critters scurrying and slithering hither and yon. That is because those critters felt safe and secure beneath that rock which served those creatures well as a means of protection.
I dare say some of those creepy crawlies included centipedes, earthworms, earwigs, poly-polys, and probably a slug or two, maybe even a salamander. Those are largely harmless to humans, but are scary-looking to novices who rarely turn over rocks. And why would you turn over a rock in the first place?
After all, those rocks provide a safe haven for the creepy crawlies; they largely live under those rocks to feast heartily on microbes and such in the soil, efficiently converting their prey into fertilizer to promote vegetation growth in order to continue the cycle of life. And so life goes in nature.
Until something disrupts this near flawless cycle. That something happens to be picking up the rock.
You see, before that rock was moved – maybe years since its last disruption – hidden was this secret world that seemed to not even exist, but it did and still does under other undisturbed rocks.
Which is where we enter today’s world of amazement. This amazement is not much different from the way our greasy, sleazy politicians have been using free-flowing taxpayer dollars for many, man years. Let’s examine this Capital Hill subterranean diner.
For decades, USAID – the United States Agency for International Development – has been funded to get politicians re-elected and re-re-elected, re-re-re-elected, and re-re-re-re-elected by appearing to be beneficial.
Unfortunately, that give-away money is taxpayer dollars – the taxpayer dollars that hardworking Americans (probably just like you) are forced to pay under penalty of imprisonment. Yeah, those same taxpayer dollars that former president Joe Biden harped about you stingy louts of “not paying your fair share.”
Goading Americans into gleefully stuffing billions of dollars into the guvment t-shirt cannon, USAID proved equally generous spending the $40,000,000,000, they received in 2020. Just where did these precious tax dollar go? Let’s inspect this legal shell game.
It seems everyone needs money for something, and this is where USAID excels. They disburse their funding toward agriculture, food safety, democracy, education, environment and climate change, global health, humanitarian assistance, water and sanitation, plus working in crisis and conflict; those are only a few wonderful ways their billions of dollars listed on the USAID website are spent.
If you’re thinking, “Wow! How great is that?” you’re right. It’s unfortunate, though, that those monies are freely spent in Africa, Asia, Europe and Eurasia, Latin America and the Caribbean, and the Middle East.
Notably missing from this list is North America – namely the United States. Perhaps that’s because USAID doesn’t believe or know that needy people and situations exist in America. Perhaps it’s because these generous handouts to foreign nations and ungrateful people translate into palm grease.
For you novices, palm grease denotes a “tip” or “bribe” for a position, product, or service, that makes such ‘transactions’ possible.
If you are in doubt, witness the goings-on in Washington, D.C. This is the seat of government where politicians feel they are exempt from the law, rules, regulations, and something called “the truth.”
Where else can a gaggle of misfits, aka: politicians – grifters unable to hold a job where hard, honest work is required – gather to reach into constituent's pockets for mo’ money? Many of these pols have roots so lengthy they actually believe they have a right to your cash.
In the event you don’t believe me, you might want to check the USAID list of goodies the civil servants at USAID are doling out.
Gay and homosexual-oriented plays; lesbian coloring books; condoms for Africans; an anti-religious campaign in Europe; land distribution in Ethiopia; helping Indonesia fight forest fires (anyone hear about California’s and Hawaii’s forest fires?); and achieving sustained, measurable improvements in learning outcomes and skills development, all while American school kids are unable to read and write.
These are a few of the outlandish projects our politicians have snookered Americans into funding, often in perpetuity. And why not? These saviors of the world have generally exempted themselves from the very rules and regulations they foisted upon us.
Take, for example, the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare), whistle blower protection, anti-discrimination training, the Freedom of Information Act, and record-keeping requirements for workplace injuries and illnesses. Those are just some of the exemptions from which Congress has thoughtfully excluded themselves. Very thoughtful, indeed.
But the really, really secret part of the USAID is that Congress’ connection remains secret. Democratic politicians, namely: Maxine Waters, Chris Van Hollen, Chris Murphy, Chuck Schumer, Ron Wyden, Elizabeth Warren, Adam Kinzinger, Cory Booker, Ayanna Pressley, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, are just a handful of the 41 irate politicians who are adamant that USAID’s foreign agenda is far more important than our domestic plan.
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Why else would these seasoned elected officials publicly rail – even scream – when addressing the immediate defunding of the USAID? It’s not as though poor American children are going to starve, or those same underprivileged kids are going to continue to be unable to read if USAID funding goes cold.
Is a $20,000,000 award “to a non-profit called Sesame Workshop” to produce a show called “Ahlan Simsim Iraq” necessary to “Promote inclusion, mutual respect, and understanding across ethnic, religious and sectarian groups,” per Fox News, somehow critical to the future of the United States?
Evidently the very public rabid Democrats mentioned above think so. Why else send precious tax revenue across international boundaries to satisfy politician’s wants over constituent’s needs?
Take the above-mentioned Maxine Waters. She’s a Democrat Congressclown representing the 43rd congressional district of California, whose territory includes Los Angeles; she has been in that position since 1991. Quick ciphering makes her length of tenure 34-years, not a paltry amount of time.
If you recall, California just weeks ago experienced historic, catastrophic forest and wildfires. Those fires destroyed billions upon billions of dollars of property, taking precious memories and irreplaceable mementos, not to mention dozens of human lives.
Yet Waters and her misplaced generosity found her constituents’ tax dollars funding USAID projects instead of programs aimed at making her Los Angeles district safer and more conducive to helping fellow Americans over misfit foreign nations. I’ve got my fingers crossed that she gets reinstated during the next election cycle.
In any case, let’s harken back to the aforementioned rock.
Elon Musk, is a hand-selected member of President Donald Trump’s speed dial list, has proven himself to be a brilliant inventor, and entrepreneur, plus the richest person in the world. Those qualifications have pointed Musk toward sniffing out United States guvment waste with aplomb.
President Trump and Musk’s creation of a fictitious agency, DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency), has been waving a cost-saving hatchet around sacred federal government agencies and programs, alike, since Inauguration Day. Among those useless entities run by hapless government employees is USAID.
Screaming before news cameras, frantic pro-USAID Dems may finally be realizing their rock has been overturned to reveal them scurrying, crawling, slithering, and now sweating, since their sleazy grifts have been suddenly exposed to the world.
It would be sensible for a rational representative to cater to the proverbial hand-that-feeds-them theory, along with an apology. Rather, those newly exposed creepy-crawlies are suddenly doubling down, producing what they only know how to produce: disdain for even thinking about cutting their pet projects, and subsequent fertilizer.
Which begs the question: Who would be against opening this USAID can of worms so that reckless and wanton spending of money the guvment doesn’t have – such as $14,000,000 for condoms for members of the Taliban?
Perhaps the very same type of people who would buy a $500,000 Hunter Biden masterpiece painting that may, along with a crude, childlike painting, also buy presidential access and influence.
And now the really, really good secret is out.