Now seem like an excellent time to dust off and roll out the WABAC machine. An acronym for Wormhole Activating and Bridging Automatic Computer, pronounced ‘wayback,’ this fictitious device was featured in the Sherman and Mr. Peabody cartoons.
It was instrumental in allowing the two titled characters to time travel for many episodes that were peppered with puns and amusing forgotten history adventures from, well, wayback.
Today, we seem forced to examine what the usually whiny Democrats are suddenly very publicly apoplectic about. Crying like colicky babies, Dems have been, as of late, trying to trip up President Donald J. Trump’s efforts to rein in out-of-control spending.
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Beginning this effort with the help of Elon Musk, this pair of masterminds hit the ground running with the creation of DOGE, otherwise known as the Department of Government Efficiency. While not a real guvment agency, DOGE has been instrumental in finding, and subsequently exposing, waste in guvment.
Throughout that roughly 180-day run, seemingly countless fiscal horror stories were brought to light about hundreds of billions of tax dollars being frittered away by overly-generous guvment thieves. It just so happens that all those thieves are, in fact, your Representatives in Congress.
Of course, they aren’t necessarily wasting your money on inconsequential things because they need to, rather they are wasting your money on inconsequential things because they want to.
Imagine strolling about a sandy beach one morning. You’re desperately trying to locate seashells that naturally spell out something indecipherable in order for you to take a fortuitous photo for publication on your X account page to somehow denigrate the President of the United States.
Instead, you realized you, as a Congressclown – not a former FBI director – have the ability and authority to reach into the guvment coffers, to scratch your spendthrift itch. You recall your brother-in-law needs a job, or your cousin wants to travel to foreign lands, or even you’re thinking about feathering your retirement nest egg.
If, as luck would have it, you are not able to reach your grubby hand into the guvment lock box o’ cash, you realize you have a plan B in the works.
A House vote is nigh, and you appear to be one of the holdouts for a massive defense spending bill. You might, or might not, receive a phone call or visit from a defense contractor who would benefit greatly from the passage of this bill.
I’m not implying any money or favors are exchanged, but influence has its benefits far beyond a gratis cheese steak hoagie lunch. Beverage included.
But what concerns me personally, is the barrel of lies to which these Congressclowns are willing to spew to the American public in the name of politics.
Upon exiting the WABAC, we find something called Medicaid, which is a guvment program that provides health insurance for adults and children with limited income and resources. Established in 1965, Medicaid became another battle in the perpetual war on poverty.
Actually kicked around as an idea in 1930 – in the midst of the Great Depression – such a nation-wide health insurance idea was quickly abandoned, revisited later following WWII.
But insuring Americans wholesale would be prohibitively expensive, quickly depleting the U.S. Treasury within a few months.
Splitting the Medicare costs with the individual states seemed more financially palatable. Consequently, states with larger populations absorbing their own costs rather than having smaller, less affluent states footing the bill.
Still, many politicians have been cozying up to the medical community and health insurance giants, alike, for decades.
With the WABAC date set for 2010, we arrive at the passage of the much-touted Affordable Care Act (ACA), also known as ObamaCare. Capitol Hill denizens appeared to find all that nuzzling came with benefits, as is evidenced by the death struggle to pass this overly expensive legislature that seems to have little affect on the affordability of health care.
Immediately following its passage, the ACA was discovered to have been the punchline to the federal treasury joke. There were loopholes, maybes, what-ifs, all explained away by then-President Barack Hussein Obama as ‘too bad, get over it!’
Previously insured individuals often found themselves uninsured, uninsured people discovered they needed to pay sky-high premiums, while most everyone discovered Obama’s promise of being able to “keep your doctor” was a giant lie told with a toothy smile. But the worst part of this train wreck was that Congressclowns had the foresight to exempt themselves from the ACA, altogether. Neat, eh?
Not to worry. Congressional Democrats are currently livid that not only poor Americans are under-insured for catastrophic health disasters, but the estimated 12,000,000 illegal immigrants, let in to our nation under the hapless Biden Administration, are suffering, as well.
And now amazingly, it is all the fault of President Donald Trump. How can that be?
Thanks for asking.
Modifying the current Medicaid plan in order to save precious tax dollars is paramount to the survival of our nation and our sovereignty. Hemorrhaging money to pay for the birth of illegal immigrants’ births, gender reassignments, and abortions sounds awfully noble. But it exudes ignorance on the part of us – the hosts of these law breakers.
Because of the large influx of miscreants, our tax dollars and community chest funds are more than depleted, demanding mo’ money through higher taxes to the point of causing national exsanguination.
Congressclowns are adamant to defile President Trump and his supporters for the sake of Democratic votes. They’re not the “team players,” who “reach across the aisle,” are they? No, they are bitter, angry, evil, vile, and spiteful narcissists deserving of a trip to oblivion.
Let’s hope that someday we will need the WABAC machine to take us to faint memories of the extinct Democrat Party.