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Monday, May 30, 2016

False Advertising


Over the past several spring weeks, it has rained 18-days on The Eastern Shore.  Now it is expected to rain another five consecutive days as a result of Tropical Storm Bonnie making her way up the Atlantic seaboard.



That needed to be mentioned because all that sogginess has set my planting clock back nearly two weeks.  But I digress.



A brief respite from precipitation offered an opportunity to rush outdoors to try to start some plants that I fully expect to bloom before Halloween.



Over the abnormally-cold and snowy winter I ardently searched for some plants with a “wow factor.”



To me, a wow factor is something that makes people stop and look, then look again to ensure they are not looking at a dream.



In the automotive world, my wow factor is an AC Cobra, created by Carroll Shelby to compete against Ferraris in the 1960’s.  He manufactured these two-seat beasts out of welded framing on which an aluminum body sat; powering these devils was a 427 cubic inch engine.  But I digress, again.



Last year’s wow factor plants were Gladiolus.  A variety of colors, including red, yellow, maroon, pink, white, and violet, helped create a garden that generated plenty of eye-candy.



Forty of these bulbs returned this year to, hopefully, reinstitute interest that will invoke more oohs and aahs from neighbors and passers-by, alike.



In addition, those of you not familiar with The Shore might want to take note that mosquitoes abound aplenty.  The county sends a spraying plane over the town to kill they nasty critters, usually just ahead of a good rain.



You see, skeeter eggs hatch with the benefit of water; standing water in flower pots, drainage ditches, rain gutters, and even just expelled saliva in the form of spit, will cause thousands of these disease-carrying pests to develop into full blown blood suckers.



To counter this exercise in exsanguination, I planted an all-natural plant to ward-off these disease-carrying machines – Yarrow.



Yarrow is used for flavoring beer, making tea, healing wounds, and killing mosquito larvae.  This seemed like a win-win plant as I could envision myself drinking beer without fear of being attacked by thirsty mosquitoes.



Two plants made their way into my shopping cart and were summarily planted into decorative pots.  And all was well.



Then I began perspiring after mowing the lawn.  The sweat droplets hatched a new generation of the blood-sucking nemeses.  Short of weaving a suit and matching fedora from this plant, mosquitoes were not impressed.

Bottom line: Yarrow doesn’t work.



This year’s wow factor, however, is another perennial, Eryngium Blue Sea Holly.  Although it’s too
Eryngium Blue Sea Holly
early to tell how they will finally look, the package displays an ocean of these plants that appears to be quite attractive.



As an aside, Eryngium is grown for use as food, herbs, and even a remedy for scorpion stings.



Recalling my experiment with Yarrow, and the bleak results of its ability to repel mosquitoes, was an important factor in my plant-buying decision.



It’s a very good thing The Eastern Shore is short on scorpion populations.