It’s been forty years since I was
in high school, and I now realize how much I missed throughout
those formative
years.
Indeed, high school was the best
seven years I spent in my life. For you
mathematically-challenged readers, that is a joke.
I mostly hung out with equally
nerdy kids – none of which could buy a date much less get one from a fellow
classmate for nothing. To say the least,
we were woefully inept upon reaching the real world of dating in college.
Jocks were not in our clique
because they were so much better than us.
They were more muscular, better-looking, drove cars, wore fashionable
clothes, and had facial hair, but none could be accused in a court of law of
being intelligent.
It seems as though high school
girls in the Stone Age were attracted to muscles, vehicles, pretty clothes
horses with beards, over someone smart enough to come in out of the rain.
So it is with interest that I
read yet another unbelievable story, this one from Florida Florida Florida
Once again, a teacher was
arrested for having sex with a student.
Before we jump to conclusions, we must check the ages of the
participants. Some of my fellow jock
schoolmates may still be in high school, and this “victim” may be one of them.
Alas, this victim was only 15,
while the teacher was 30. Nope, none of
my classmates.
In any case, this teacher was allegedly discovered performing lewd acts in this minor because of some stupid reason. You see, if the kid was a jock, he told on her; if he was a nerd, he’d never tell anyone but his nerd buddies.
Instead, this teacher is in jail
for teaching sexual education lessons after hours. Where’s the outrage over not applauding this
educator for going the extra mile?
But I’ve read this story
before. So an internet search of
“teachers having sex with students,” turned-up voluminous lists and accompanying
photos and bios of the imprisoned teachers.
This list contained literally hundreds, and there were several lists
from which to choose. This seems to have
reached epidemic levels.
Some quick ciphering – based on
this list alone – tells me that in 2023, America
Granted, some of these
relationships are lesbian in nature but, for the most part, they are
heterosexual.
So, if you are a female teacher
with an over-exuberant libido, and simply can’t find a more age-appropriate
partner for your sordid sexual escapades take my advice and get yourself a
nerd.
After all, they know a lot. They would also be delighted to not be
virgins and not to open their mouths.
That is free advice.
