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Monday, March 25, 2013

What Became Of…

It has been years since we heard of terrible calamities to the Earth and its occupants, and now is as good a time as any to revisit those dire warnings.
 
In the past few decades, we have heard Chicken Little’s cry about the falling sky of our planet.  Global warming would have devastating effects on the Earth, causing it to eventually spontaneously combust.  The definitive culprit was aerosol deodorant.  Once banned, all would be good but, it wasn’t.
 
We, as a people, needed to be responsible and demonstrate our verve by recycling bottles, cans, and newspapers.  If we only recycled, it would be a positive step to saving the planet.
 
Unfortunately, picking up all that separated trash demanded the use of a second garbage truck which resulted in twice the pollution.
 
Pretending that the paper bags issued to grocery shoppers needed to quickly cease because cutting all those pulp-wood pines endangered the Earth even more. Plastic bags were the exchange because we could now save trees.  But, plastic bags don’t decay in landfills so, they needed to be outlawed, too. 
 
Cloth bags seemed to be the reasonable alternative to both paper and plastic sacks.  Once again, that reasoning would be flawed as so many germs remain in the used bags, they are now causing severe illnesses.  All this would lead to “global warming;” those words were changed to “climate change” when we had record snowfalls, debunking any kind of warming.  Simply put, we Southerners call this “winter and summer.”
 
Then, there was the Three Mile Island (TMI) incident.  TMI is a nuclear reactor in Pennsylvania that had released radioactive particles into the air in 1979.  It was subsequently shut down amid protests, hearings, and movies about the catastrophe the allegedly poisoned thousands of nearby residents.  It was put back on-line in 2010 and, we are all still alive.
 
Next we visit that summer bane, mosquitoes.  The Shore is chock full of skeeters, and big ones, at that.  Rivaling sparrows, in size, they are aggressive bring all sorts of diseases including West Nile Virus.  Each summer the media floods the airwaves with warnings about the dangers of being bitten by these critters and how to avoid them by emptying plant saucers, changing bird baths, and ridding ones property of old tires – all of which allow water to accumulate where these pests breed.
 
Each year we buy can upon can of bug spray but still get a bite here and there and, we remain alive.
 
Other hype that seems endless concerns snowstorms, nor’easters, hurricanes, and droughts.  We are able to cope with these natural disasters not without inconvenience and discomfort.  We pool our resources and help one another when the time calls for assistance; we endure.  By the way, the Earth is till spinning.
 
We were deluged with bad news about the economy in 2009.  The government hastily passed a $1,000,000,000,000 bailout that was needed to help keep people employed.  It didn’t and we are further indebt than before.
 
Of interest to fisherman and boaters, hydrilla, an invasive underwater plant species was found to have crept into fresh water lakes and rivers across the eastern United States.  Its presence meant the demise of all where it resides.  Hydrilla’s existence spelled trouble for boaters and angler, alike.  In reality, this water weed has provided a haven for breeding bass and stripers and panfish – a pleasant side effect that has proven the aqua-biologists wrong.
 
In addition, we needed “free universal healthcare.”  It is not free nor universal.  Still, the Chicken Little’s garner all the press.
 
Instead of listening to all this bunk, we should focus on getting all the facts and keeping our Congressman and Senators honest.