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Monday, March 11, 2013

Broken Glass

In the 1960’s, women saw the civil rights movement as a vehicle to attain their own idea of privileges perceived to be missing from their lives.

 
Jumping aboard the protest bandwagon, countless women across the country took to the streets to burn their brassieres and proudly carry novel signs with kitchy sayings.  Soon, the hungry media picked up these antics and carried them as stories about the downtrodden feminine gender.

 
This was the birth of the ‘women’s movement’ and encompassed everything from jobs to reproduction.  It was a monumental time for these women but, it continues today.

 
Yes, it was those same women who burned their bras that also gleefully threw their underwear on stage to male singers such as Elvis Presley and Tom Jones.  They wanted to be free of men but with men, at the same time.

 
This quite perplexing display of demands led America in various directions.  They claimed that a woman could do anything a man could do, only better.

 
A Miss title was changed to Ms. which confused those Mrs. titles.  That was fine since married women so desired to separate themselves from that dirty word “married.”

 
Carefully watching from the sidelines, many men witnessed women contorting facts to achieve such lofty goals as legalizing abortion, breaking the proverbial corporate glass ceiling, and wearing pants.
 

All these efforts brought us such illustrious female figures as Danica Patrick and Lauren Silberman.
 

It the event you were in a coma for the past month or so, Danica Patrick is a female racecar driver.  She drove an Indy car for several years and decided to switch to NASCAR to conquer a real challenge.  The Nationwide Series, which is a transitional league for less-experienced drivers, hosted her.  She didn’t do well.
 

Nonetheless, she was given a ride in the Sprint Cup Series – the big boy league – and qualified for the Daytona 500 in the pole position.  That is quite a feat that made many people proud.  Sportscasters fawned over her accomplishment while the media left race fans with the impression she was the only driver entered in that race.  She wasn’t.
 

Likening her pole-winning achievement to curing cancer, she finished a strong tenth place.  But, she broke the good ol’ boys barrier which delighted race announcer Darryl Waltrip to no end.
 

She dutifully proved she could compete with men on a level ‘playing field.’  Still, that was no the end of the good news for the fairer sex.
 

Lauren Silberman had a hankering to break the gender barrier in professional football.  Ms. Silberman tried out as a place kicker to much hoopla.  Once again, the media made quite a spectacle of this event.
 

She teed up the football and with a swift arching rotation of her right leg kicked the ball an astonishing 19 yards!  Her second effort made it roughly 13 yards.  Apparently, the NFL was not especially interested in her spectacular athletic abilities.  Still, she tried to prove the naysayers wrong.
 

Women in the military are akin to this display of the Women vs. Men battle in civilian life.  It seems as though women have been met with the law of unintended consequences in this struggle, though.  They have proven themselves as fit as men and may now be subject to registering with the Selective Service for draft during a crisis, as a result.
 

Unfortunately, we still have gender-segregated sports including basketball, baseball, tennis, and golf.  I’m not sure why now that women have proven they can compete with men.
 

Good luck to all those competitive members of society who have so much to prove.  You go, girl!