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Monday, April 24, 2023

Beauty Doesn’t Equal Smart

 
Loudon County, Virginia, is quite a beautiful place, nestled among the Blue Ridge Mountains. It is Virginia’s third-most populace county, and “first in median income among jurisdictions of 65,000 or more,” per Wikipedia.


Although largely Democratic-leaning, Loudon is unapologetic-ally capitalistic as an employer for major entities such as Verizon Business, Amazon, United Airlines, Northrop Grumman, Inova Health, Raytheon, and America Online, to name but a few.


Its 420,000 plus population is also important to Loudon’s existence as well as being home to a 70,000 K-12 student population. Also according to Wikipedia, Loudon’s nine-school board seats are filled with “nonpartisan” members.


And here is where we start today’s story.


This morning’s news woke me out of a groggy state of semi-confusion when I heard that Loudon County found an extra $11,000,000 lying around, gathering dust.


It seems as though the Loudon School Board wants all children under its purview to “feel comfortable.” One way, they decided, was to spend this taxpayer money on refurbishing the bathrooms in four of its schools.


Evidently, somewhere along the way, these anointed guardians of the K-12 brains of mush, thought it would be a terrific idea to modify the bathrooms of a few select schools as a test to determine the feasibility of changing all the school bathrooms to co-ed.


Co-ed is a nice way of saying boys and girls together, but in the bathroom, at the same time. What could possibly go wrong?


I’m glad you asked. In May 2021, a Loudon County school girl was sexually assaulted by another Loudon pupil, in a girl’s bathroom. The kicker here, is that the rapist was a teen boy wearing a skirt and woman’s blouse, claiming he was “sexually fluid.”

Concerned father of sexually assaulted student


This rapist had conned all the smart school administrators who permitted this wacko student to perpetrate his sexual crime. But the story is just beginning.


The victim informed her father of this personal and criminal violation and felony, who immediately contacted the school’s principal. Apparently siding with the freaks of nature, the principal virtually ignored the girl’s father who assured the father everything was under control, and that the offending rapist would be dealt with.


Being a serial liar, the principal secretly moved the sexual assaulter to another unsuspecting school. In the meantime, the girl’s father wanted answers as to how this could happen. Dad went to a Loudon School Board meeting to express his concerns, but was violently arrested for refusing to leave the public forum.


Eventually the truth surfaced like the proverbial turd in a punch bowl, creating a fun display of he said, she said, scenarios that only made the principal appear stupider than he looked.


And for the transferred rapist? He was still pretending he was a she and, again, raped yet another girl in his new school. And no one lived happily ever after.


Too bad that old adage about learning through one’s mistakes does not apply here. Evidently, everyone connected with the Loudon School Board forgot about this two-year old hide-the-bologna game.


In an effort to prove their mental superiority to the world, Loudon School Board now feels compelled to micro manage nature, again.


This crazy idea of putting sleazy boys and girls together where their influential psyches and hormones are already raging is tantamount to handing a loaded gun to a toddler.


Of course, nothing nefarious may happen, but judging by the out-of-wedlock birthrates, along with adolescent sexual activities, nothing positive is going to arise from this ill-conceived plan to demonstrate wokeness to an out-of-control world.


The only positive side of this co-ed bathroom debacle is that my tax dollars are not being used to fund this confabulation.