Over the past few years my life
has been modified to reflect the natural order of things.
Congressional Democrats and one
Senate Republican were desperately trying to impeach President Donald Trump
because, well, just because. Twenty-four
hour news about this half-baked effort further split America
Amid all this, I awoke one
January morning and learned my flu shot was no defense against something called
Coronavirus disease 19. All I needed to
do to prevent from getting this disease was wash my hands for 20-seconds.
That was until varying state
governors and federal doctors and scientists claimed their newly-enacted
emergency laws required everyone wear a mask lest we would contract this flu and
die.
We were not allowed outside to
bike, walk, swim, picnic, paint, perform yard duties, wash the car, or any
other exercise that might – MIGHT – spread this underplayed flu
to others.
Soon, neighbors were turning
neighbors in to the police for sweeping their sidewalk; police were threatening
others for planting garden seeds, while grocery stores remained open for
business.
Whilst this was occurring,
politicians across the country demanded we be remanded to what I call
“house-arrest.” We were ordered to
remain indoors, segregated from society, while local jurisdictions released
criminals from their jails. It is still
unclear as to who was supposed to be protected by these inane orders.
Nonetheless, we obeyed and
avoided gyms, doctor’s offices, and general socializations.
To stem the tide of spreading
this flu America
Mortgages were quickly becoming
delinquent, cars were on the verge of being repossessed, and credit cards were
being maxxed-out, as schools were being closed and all students given reprieves
from dreaded final exams.
Restaurants remained closed to
protect the adults in America
Meanwhile, sporting events were
put on hold, including golf, football, basketball, soccer, fishing,
horseracing, auto racing, and competitive gardening (more on that in the
future,) wound up in suspended animation.
Keeping schools closed also means
no college sports, either.
But street thugs and anarchists
hijacked protests of a bad white cop killing a black counterfeiter. Protests quickly turned violent with stores
and restaurants becoming victims of arson.
Looting clothes and HDTVs became fashionable while police vehicles were
damaged, all in the name of “peace and justice.”
Suddenly, those critical medical
masks from paragraph four weren’t so critical because the thugs and malcontents
wreaking havoc on society were now in charge.
Local mayors and involved
governors decided this mayhem was acceptable and let the miscreants ‘do their
thing’ all the while threatening the law-abiding among us with jail time for
flouting the important mask orders.
Since this all began, professional
sports have discovered ways to permanently chase fans and patrons away,
wholesale.
Throughout all this,
Congresspeople and Senators have been criticizing President Trump for his
attempt to restore a sense of normalcy to our country. Their words of encouragement are directed at
society’s hooligans as they are now cheering the removal of statues.
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| Speaker Pelosi demonstrating the correct use of a mask |
Yes, statues have become more
dangerous to society than killing babies.
Historic works, some of which are over a century old, are being
destroyed in the vein of eliminating societal discomfort and overcoming
“systemic racism.” Speaker Nancy Pelosi
is active in this effort.
Life is beginning to settle down
as restaurants are now reopening, and looters and arsonists seem to be running
out of matches. And the populace is once
again beginning to smile about their lives.
As an effort to help, Jerrold
Nadler and Adam Schiff have announced their desire to get back to their
impeachment efforts of the President.
Atta way, boys and girls! You just demonstrated how much you abhor America
