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Monday, August 20, 2018

Time for an Education


Always attempting to be timely, EasternShoreFishAndGame.com is here to serve.



Today we are beginning with an ever-popular quiz.



Q:  What occupation earns a low salary of $450,000?

Q:  What occupation pays a median salary of $1,900,000?

Q:  What occupation has its highest earner binging in $37,000,000?



These annual incomes are meager, to be sure.  I’ll wager living off of nearly two-million dollars a year is tough, since listening to these employees would demonstrate most of the cannot even speak English.



Even the lowest salary of nearly half-million bucks should be able to push these guys to the front of the welfare line they have the audacity to complain about how bad their lives are.  Boo hoo.



If you haven’t already guessed, these are the obscene salaries of the National Football League whiners.



Yes, these are the clowns whose skills do not include life saving, financial planning, or even reading.  Their claim to fame is that they are largely over-sized, ill-educated, and arrogant – a bad combination, so say the least.



For several years now, these narcissistic douchebags have been giving Americans the middle finger.  Not realizing they are biting the proverbial hand that feeds them (likely because of their weak mental capacity,) their normal fans are switching the television off when the NFL is playing.



The answer to why the average Joe is turning to yard work instead of watching these poor examples of athleticism is because that offensive middle finger is in the form of kneeling during the playing of the National Anthem.



The National Anthem is played before each and every sporting event to pay respect to the flag and all Americans who have given their precious lives to allow these non-Mensa members the right to reside in this great country.



Rather than display honor and reverence, this self-aggrandizing bunch of losers are taking this solemn two minutes to proverbially spit upon the nation and its inhabitants. Some misperceived ideas to justify this offensive behavior is that they are victims of racism, their criminal cohorts are being killed in inordinate numbers by the racist police, they didn’t receive a quality education, and they dislike Nazis, are among other stupid, lame reasons.



All of last season this display of fake nerve had been both cheered and jeered.  The cheering crowds are the equally simple minded who feel sixty-years of integration isn’t enough, while the jeerers are those whose actually love this country over showmanship.



While it’s only pre-season, the NFL minstrels are at it once again, with the team owners and League Commissioner all hand-wringing in a circle.



They so badly want their TV audience back, but they also want to appear as though they side with their bad boy employees. 




Here’s a thought: Maybe, just maybe, all those No Fun League players – and there are 1,696 of them – who really want to effect change, would pony-up a couple of hundred thousand bucks for this poor excuse of phony care, during the off-season.  No, they would rather moon their fans and make this hot mess the problem of their fans; it's not.



Anyone too cowardly to stand up to the NFLers gets what he or she deserves.



The high-priced nabobs were given everything except an education about America, Americans, and sacrifices associated therewith.



It seems as though it’s time these slackers got real jobs and learned how to get along in the workplace, much as the rest of us did for a lot less money.



Use that knee to clean toilets and scrape gum off the floor, you whiners.  That and a minimum wage ought to humble you.