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Monday, June 26, 2023

Random Thoughts 12

 It seems as though it is time for more Random Thoughts. This allows me to free up time with my therapist for real issues he deems “critical.”


In any case, sit back and enjoy the ride. And thanks for reading!




  • I’d like all those sanctuary cities to let me know when we have enough refugees

  • Speaking of which, I’d like a new, free cell phone

  • There are too many stupid people in America; look at who was elected to office, and who elected him

  • I’m exhausted with the Balance of Nature commercials

  • Liberty Mutual ads, too

  • What exactly is John Kerry’s job?

  • Just where are we going to get all that e-vehicle recharging electricity from?

  • How much Fentanyl does Representative Nadler need in America before it’s a crisis?

  • Maxine Waters gets stupider by the day. She wants to confiscate private American businesses, but insists she is not a socialist

  • AT&T and Direct TV are the worst for silencing Newsmax

  • My parents, when I was a little kid, taught me our backyard was ours; the neighbors’ was theirs. Time to teach foreigners about the U.S. border

  • If you want to invade a country, simply fly giant balloons into their territory

  • Gen. Mark Millie and Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin are quite a comedy duo

  • How lucky can I get? I won a free colonoscopy from the White House – as if one a day already isn’t enough

  • Seventy-four percent of the country believes Joe Biden is doing a terrible job. That means 26% is totally stoned and on public assistance

  • Did Joe Biden teach a young Hunter Biden how to fall off a bicycle?

  • I’m looking to sell my gas stove that the guvment wants to outlaw, but not really, however sooner rather than later, maybe, until they’re illegal - perhaps

  • I keep confusing Karine Jean-Pierre with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Sorry.

  • Remember those landfills that are too full? What are we going to do with all those gas ranges and non-electric vehicles?

  • If you’re an illegal alien and don’t like your free housing, free phone, free food, free transportation, and free debit cards, don’t complain. JUST LEAVE

  • There should be some sort of stern punishment for people who, “Axe,” rather than “Ask.”

  • Since I haven’t watched a baseball or football game since all that kneeling crap began, I’m curious if they are still televised

  • Is Secretary of Transportation, Mayor Pete Buttigieg, still nursing his twins?

  • What is America going to do with all the non-electric vehicles once they are outlawed?

  • The next time you’re pumping gas, think of all the electric vehicles (EV) attempting to be recharged alongside your new EV

  • So, Joe Biden could care less about the train derailment and toxic chemical spill in East Palestine, Ohio

  • An Arizona hospital is filing for bankruptcy because they are $20,000,000 in debt due to treating massive numbers of non-paying illegal aliens

  • Is Commie La Harris, Vice President, still the border czar?

  • Do all those women wearing Spandex britches think they look good?

  • Tell me again why I should pay for some unfamiliar young puke’s college tuition

  • CNN: R.I.P.

  • So, Mayor Lori Lightfoot thinks she is being discriminated against? She needs medication

  • For the record, I hate Venn Diagrams

  • Cops need to distinguish between criminals with guns and honest citizens with guns. Just saying

  • Military personnel under the age of 25 cannot legally buy a personal firearm. Unfortunately, they are given a free gun at the age of 18 by that same military

  • Why is no one upset that social justice warrior Lebron James has slaves making his expensive sneakers?

  • Too many people want to ban gun possession; until they need protection from a criminal with a gun, that is

  • Now the guvment wants to ban incandescent light bulbs, gas ranges, washing machines, lawn equipment, and oil-related products

  • What is wrong with AOC? I’m sure there’s medication available for whatever it is

  • And finally, it seems Lululemon is giving away FREE clothes: simply run into their store, then run out with arms full. Easy-peazy!