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Monday, February 6, 2023

Un-fun Balloons

 In the early 1940’s, Oregon and Montana, along with a small number of other northern United States, found themselves rife with forest fires.  Without reason, the largely uninhabited Northwest Territory near the Canadian border was suffering from mysterious fires for no apparent reason.

 

In fact, many of those fires were often unrealized for months until a cursory search was done providing a more comprehensive idea of this odd situation.

 

Located within the scorched earth and ashes, investigators discovered something unusual and unexpected: machined metal parts that had no place in the wild.

 

The U.S. Military, local police, state troopers, and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) were all in on this now massive undertaking.  After throughout this spate of troubling arsons, six adults and at least one child were learned to have been killed.

 

After a laboratory examination by the FBI, it was determined these fires and metal parts were connected, and their origin was Japanese.

 

America was in the throes of World War II with Italy, Germany, and Japan, at that time.  Japan had attacked an island chain called Hawaii, which was a naval base and hospital for U.S. Navy and Marines, in the Pacific Ocean.

 

That surprise attack on Pearl Harbor sank numerous ships while killing and maiming countless American service personnel, dragging the United States into WWII.

 

It seems the Big Sky fires were caused by something termed “Japanese Balloon Bombs.”


The Japanese manufactured roughly 4-foot diameter machined rings; those rings had holes in the sides all around the circumference.

 

The holes were necessary to contain fuses that supported bags of gunpowder that acted as both ballast for the balloon that carried this apparatus, and bombs for maximum destruction on innocent civilians below.  These contraptions were largely ineffective as destructive devices and were even less effective for war propaganda on behalf of the Japanese; it was one of those, “But it sounded so good on paper,” moments.

 

Fast forward to the beginning of February 2023.  Sixty-thousand feet in the air, drifting through the skies over Montana, is a balloon that is about three-school buses wide.  It is thought to be from China and contain listening devices for spying and data collection.  (Anyone remember TikTok?)

 

Varying branches of our military are discussing the future of this seemingly innocuous balloon, pooh-poohing such counter surveillance tactics as shooting it down, largely because the military is unaware the total population of Montana is 1,103,187; it remains sparsely inhabited as of this writing.

 

Of course, Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin, and Joint Chiefs Chairman General Mark Milley, seem to be in a dead-heat race to see who can do the least to protect our sovereign nation from the Chinese government.

Two of The Three Stooges

 

You see, Montana is home to sensitive military equipment including nuclear missiles. 

 

With a box chock full o’ excuses as to why no action has been, or should be taken, you have a need and a right to know about how the Chinese military feels about the United States.  The Chinese government said, “Ooops!” in Chinese, of course.  They claim this balloon was a “weather balloon;” they’re lying because they’re Chinese commies.

 

When George W. Bush (43) was president, an American military jet entered airspace near Taiwan and China.  The plane was shot down with the pilot paraded about the Chinese press to show the world who the real spies were during a perp walk.

 

Tough negotiations eventually led to a release, but not before a world-wide exposé about America’s intrusiveness on ‘a friendly country.’

 

Roughly 20-years later, we find ourselves, once again, in a proverbial international stalemate with American military “experts” and ambassadors afraid to make a decision on an equally intrusive, war-like situation that could easily drag the Unites States into another World War.

 

As an aside, our nation is full of anti-missile tracking, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile (ICBM) countermeasures, and radar to detect and prevent a surreptitious attack from a hostile nation.  Yet, nobody – NOBODY – in American military ranks saw a giant balloon wafting across the Pacific Ocean toward our country; they travel a lot slower than ICBMs, just for the record.

 

It appears as though there might be some shenanigans going on here with the apparent capitulation of the United States, its assets, and its people to a clearly hostile China.  No word on Hunter Biden’s regular collection of millions of dollars from the Chinese government, and a possible link to selling out America.

 

Not personally being a military guy, perhaps it’s time to take decisive action in shooting down this intrusive balloon, cleaning up the debris, and returning it all back to the sender – with a bill for damages and labor.

 

There is good news, though.  The balloon is being “monitored” by the Pentagon.  The better news is that General Mark Millie and Secretary Lloyd Austin are very busy “conquering systemic racism in the military.”  That should terrify the Chinese military.

 

EPILOG:

 

Just before this posting on February 6th, 2023, the United States Air Force shot down this Chinese weather balloon over the coast of South Carolina.  The Biden Administration has already claimed several similar episodes occurred during President Donald Trump’s service; these Biden claims demonstrate simple lack of candor.