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In the spirit of multitasking, I am writing today’s story whilst on the road.

 

After a rough few years, what with the COVID-19 debacle, the “LEGITIMATE” ousting of President Donald Trump, and wading through the cesspool of Critical Race Theory, I felt I needed a nice vacation.

 

Just when I thought all the hysteria over spreading COVID, and wearing those stupid masks, I discovered I was wrong – really wrong.

 

A quick trip to Tallmart the other day brought me into close proximity of half the store shoppers wearing paper N95 masks.  Unfortunately, none of them would work if some super-spreader skateboarded down an aisle, coughing all the way.

 

Nearly all of those compliant sheeple had the ol’ N95’s dangling under their chins, or hanging off one ear, Biden-style.  But I digress.

 

In any case, my sainted wife is taking her turn driving, Smokey the Cat is confined in his cage, and I’m seated in the passenger seat with a laptop computer and a chilled dirty martini.  And we’re headed to Mexico!

 

None of us have ever been across the Southern Border and thought this would be an excellent time for a vacation.

 

Except for my sainted wife, none of the rest of our “crew” speaks Spanish.  My sainted wife often dazzles our neighbors and friends with her Spanish-speaking abilities, by counting from one through eight, in Spanish.  Ocho, by the way is eight.

 

Before you get ahead of this adventure, take a breath, another sip of coffee, and a drag from your Marlboro, before continuing.

 

We have friends who regularly vacation in Cabo San Lucas who enjoy regaling us with stories about pristine beaches, breathtakingly blue waters, and nearly perpetually pleasant weather.  Who could resist?

 

Certainly not us.  In fact, I’m ardently searching for a huge velvet sombrero in order to disguise me as a way to prevent countless Mexicans from vying for an autograph.

 

Be that as it may, I have an ulterior motive for heading south.

 

Only days ago, I fell out of my KnollStudio Cross Check chair when I heard a TV news story that yet another fifty-illegal aliens that had illegally trespassed across our border were getting bonus prizes for breaking America’s laws.

 

Many illegal aliens – all criminals because they failed to follow our laws – waded across the Rio Grande River, the tacit border between the USA and Mexico, to access the Land of Opportunity.

 

Once in the United States, Vice President Kamala Harris desperately desired to meet with these future American citizens.  Unfortunately, as she aptly once pointed out, ‘she hasn’t been to France, either.’ 

 

Whatever the hell that means, she is as lost in the jumbled world of geography as Smokey.

 

But here’s the fun part: these illegals, largely from South America, are loaded onto busses to be chauffeured to many other states.  New York, Illinois, Florida, California, are just a few that are chock full o’ Spanish speakers who can make their brethren feel welcomed.

 

VP Harris, whose one brief trip to Texas was more of a photo op than investigation of the ongoing invasion, continues to repeat the mantra that the “Southern Border is closed.”

 

It’s not, which is why we now have more than 2,000,000 illegal aliens having crossed that border since VP Harris’ boss, Joe Biden, assumed the office of the President in January 2021.  For the record, the aforementioned Biden is not the “Dr.” Biden in the family.

 

Here’s an interesting note: Many states and subsequent cities have proudly declared themselves “Sanctuary States, and Sanctuary Cities,” since the influx of all those lawbreakers who snuck across the country lines.

 

A quick look at the Oxford Dictionary’s definition of “sanctuary” reveals the word means “a place of refuge or safety.”

 

That should be enough information to settle any further discussion as to which guvment officials are condoning this nefarious behavior from non-citizens.  Again, it’s not.

 

Really smart people – most of whom are thought to be Democrats, Leftists, and other wannabe Commies – have all been cheering the sanctuary status of these various rogue government entities, for years.

 

Announcing that “all are welcome” and “no one is illegal,” these liberals have been back-slapping one another over creating a two-class environment from which they are immune.

 

Immune?  Yes, immune.  The anointed among us are tickled to appear to be open to the idea of illegal aliens – criminal miscreants – invading our cities, towns, and states, all in the name of inclusiveness.

 

However, the piousness mysteriously vanishes when their own gated communities, over-priced neighborhoods, and semi-remote islands find themselves taking in these needy asylum seekers.

 

To prove this point, Florida Guvnor Ron DeSantis offered fifty-illegals in Florida a trip to a lovely, posh island called Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts.  The Vineyard is home to Mr. and Mrs. Barack Hussein Obama, James Taylor, Carly Simon, Tom Rush, Maria Muldaur, David Letterman, Bill Murray, Bill Clinton, Meg Ryan, Quincy Jones, Larry David, and Chelsea Handler – among others – none of whom are likely Right-leaning.

 

Guvnor DeSantis thought it might be a nice gesture to offer a free trip to the fifty-illegals, to The Vineyard; after reviewing release forms, maps, and a travel itinerary, they boarded a private jet to fly them to the proverbial Promised Land.  Along the way, they were each issued a cell phone, gratis.

 

As if on cue, Gavin Newsom, Lori Lightfoot, Eric Adams, along with Sandy Cortez and other concerned racists immediately took to the airwaves and print media to complain about this generous gesture calling it “political” in nature.  Oh, my.

 

Others were bused to NYC, Chicago, and California, based on the will of the highly needy new guests to America. 

 

Suddenly, though, the red carpet was rolled up because, according to Newsom, Lightfoot, and Adams, there was no room within their jurisdictions for these refugees.  What is one to do?

 

The White House has repeatedly confirmed they have secured the Southern Border.  They also bragged that they “fixed” the mess former President Trump made and left for them to clean up.  Now what?

 

It seems as though a whole bunch of these drowning politicians are realizing their ship is sinking ahead of the November 2022 elections, and they need a lifeboat.  Their sharp stick in the eyes of conservatives and Republicans is the plan to save themselves.

 

Playing fast and loose with the truth for over a decade has finally caught up to those who hate America and Americans.  And judgment day is quickly arriving.

 

In the meantime, once my sainted wife, Smokey, and I get to Mexico I hope to be sent to Martha’s Vineyard, via private jet, and find sumptuous accommodations awaiting me, for nothing.  And a free cell phone.