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Monday, March 28, 2022

Pop Quiz

 Attention class:  Today is a terrific time for test.  Tests are administered – or were – in schools to determine how much or little the students are learning.  I’ve been writing this blog for more than a dozen years, and it’s about time to check on our progress.

 

Question One:            Ketanji Brown Jackson is the nominee to be the first black woman Supreme Court Justice.  Throughout her multiple-day forum answering questions from our Senate and House, Jackson fielded countless softball inquiries while accepting scores of accolades.

 

She appeared to have a difficult time answering exploratives relating to the judicial system, her past court records, and her family, both generally and specifically.

 

She bragged with pride about her white husband and mixed race children, while she proudly said her given name was of African decent, a gift from her parents.

 

One question asked of Jackson, by Senator Marsha Blackburn, was if Jackson could “define ‘woman.’”  This potential Supreme Court Justice, Justice for life, as a matter fact, said, “I can’t.”  Her addled brain also precluded her from answering an opinion on when life begins.

 

Jackson was unable to differentiate between a woman, and presumably a man.

 

Q:  Although open-minded and judicial-sounding, does Ketanji Brown Jackson appear to be a qualified black female if she is unable to self-identify as a woman?

 

 

Question Two:           President Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., has been President for more than a year. Since his inauguration in January 2021, inflation began spiraling toward the heavens.  Most of this happened because of Biden’s so-called “Infrastructure Bill.”

 

Costing American tax payers trillions of dollars – dollars that don’t exist – Biden’s solution was to simply print more money.

 

Recalling his Senate career from 1973 – 2009, then his term as Vice President in the years 2009 – 2017, Biden realized he could do anything he wanted, financially.  After all, we are now $27,000,000,000,000 in debt.  Let’s print mo’ money until we run out of ink.

 

Unfortunately, instead of his law degree – the one in which he graduated second from the last in his class – one would think he would’ve pursued a degree in economics, thereby providing him with a solid lesson of how money is earned, saved, and spent.  Alas.

 

Because of his poor-at-best understanding of how money works, Biden’s budget has created havoc with America’s economy, summarily sending our long term financial outlook into deep inflation bordering on a major recession that may be on the horizon.

 

Q:  Is President Biden as stupid as he looks?

 

 

Question Three:         Vice President Kamala Harris is the first black, non-black female vice president of America.  She has been vocally proud of her Jamaican father and Indian mother, neither of which is technically black.

 

VP Harris and the First Hubby
Traveling about the world, and at least lying about visiting France and America’s Southern border, demonstrated her shallow thinking skills and her integrity.  During her bland initial year in office, Harris has drained her office of personnel, many of whom became soulless after working for this demanding witch.

 

Further, her ability to not laugh at any and every public question asked has reached a zenith, for better or worse.  Cackling about international travel, foreign war refugees, her smoking illegal drugs, and Afghanistan disaster, Harris proved to be a total embarrassment, if only for her inane, rambling speeches.

 

She appears to talk down to everyone except her mirror, even foreign leaders and her constituents.  Once again, this race traitor, who is married to a white man, completely backs critical race theory, Black Lives Matter, and, tacitly, segregation.

 

Q:  Who in their right mind voted for this circus clown?

 

 

Question Four:          Fuel prices are soaring, and have been doing so since Joe Biden’s Inauguration Day.  It was at that time when he signed Executive Order after Executive Order, to shut down the Keystone XL Pipeline, which was designed to help send crude oil by the hundred-of-thousands, from Canada to the United States, safely and efficiently.

 

Oil prices, and subsequently gas and diesel fuel, have skyrocketed since that notable day.  But Biden has been lying – as well as his press secretary, Jen Psaki – as is evident in her less-than-honest demeanor for months now with the American people.

 

Both insist the Keystone Pipeline banning had no bearing on the soaring gas prices, with some rising in cost more than $2 per gallon since Biden’s EOs.  California reports a cost of regular gas gallon running over $6.

 

Still, after repeated querying about restarting work on the Keystone Pipeline, Biden and Harris are colluding to hide the trust about their out-of-touch programs and manipulations.

 

Q:  Is Spokes lady Jen Psaki’s brain damaged from her hair dye, much like Biden’s may be damaged from his hair plugs?

 

 

Question Five:            Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Representative from New York, rose through the ranks of life rather quickly.  She attended College of Arts and Sciences, and Boston University, and working as a bartender, just before running and winning her seat in the NY-14 district, as a Democrat; she has held that position since 2019.

 

Earning a double degree in international relations and economics, Ocasio-Cortez, AKA: AOC, squashed more jobs than most politicians by nixing an Amazon Center in her NYC district.  Promising thousands of jobs in the $140,000+ per year range were simply scoffed at by her, causing Amazon to build elsewhere.

 

She also proposed taxing certain individuals at a 70% rate, in order to fund her hare-brained environmental/climate project.  Her apparently useless economics degree prevented her from becoming anything more ambitious than a bartender following her Boston University graduation.

 

In addition to destroying the lives of both her constituents and the balance of Americans, AOC, as a self-described Democratic Socialist of America, has more ambition than brains.

 

Q:  Can someone please send her a job application for a bartender’s position?  Please?

 

 

Question Six:              Although difficult to determine from seeing her, is Nancy Pelosi still alive?

 

 

Question Seven:         Dr. Anthony Fauci, Chief Medical Advisor to the President of the United States, has been serving in the federal government, in varying capacities, for nearly a half-decade.

 

The highest paid government employee, Fauci has been front and center during the 2019 COVID-19 pandemic.  He was instrumental in handling the HIV/AIDS epidemic in the early 1980’s.  Allegations about his handling of the HIV/AIDS epidemic were leveled by members of the LGBTQ+ community, saying he slow-walked a possible cure.

 

Still, he was a member of the White House Coronavirus Task Force under President Donald J. Trump.  He has regularly appeared on countless news and magazine-style television programs, has been revered for his decisive medical actions, and has been a viable contender for wearing N-95 masks and receiving vaccinations, regardless of their usefulness.

 

Q:  Since he lied to the public about mask and vaccine efficacy, should he be arrested and incarcerated for 250+ years in a SuperMax prison?

 

 

Now that wasn’t so bad.  Just for the record, all your answers are correct because they are your opinions.  Congratulations on a perfect score!

 

Hope to see you next week.