Once again, I got into the martinis. And as much of the regular readers are aware,
I get philosophical The
result is another list of random thoughts.
when imbibing.- Gas should be less than $2 per gallon.
- There are a lot of phonies who go to church. The phoniest sit in the front pews.
- White lives matter.
- I love figs wrapped in prosciutto with bleu cheese.
- Why do people buy convertibles then ride around with the tops up?
- People who use kayaks to paddle around flooded neighborhoods look stupid.
- People who cross-country ski in snowy neighborhoods look stupid, too.
- Why should I pay for someone else’s kid to go to college, Mrs. Clinton?
- How much is too much money? And, how much makes you rich?
- I like Donald Trump.
- “Hands-up, don’t shoot” is a lie.
- My sainted wife and I are the last two people on Earth without tattoos.
- Protesters
given safe haven in
- Why can you get SSI for being a douchebag?
- People come to visit and wind-up talking on their phones to someone else. Go home.
- Cat lives matter, too.
- Where did all the hot water go?
- I must be the smartest person in my house because I know how to replace the toilet paper.
- I’m not sure why folks like their lawns to look like hay fields.
- Let Uber be Uber.
- CNN should be changed to a shopping network or cooking network.
- Where did I put my drink?
- Would I be so sick if I had mediocre health insurance?
- Why hasn’t anyone heard of Jade Helm?
- I’m tired of Glenn Beck telling me for whom I should vote.
- There is a special place in Hell for those jerk-offs who write malicious computer code.
- Why can’t dying people get those experimental drugs?
- Morons who protest killing a lion should get jobs and lives.
- If you don’t find Planned Parenthood tactics reprehensible, you are dim-witted
- Who voted for President Barack Hussein Obama the second time?
- Mosquitoes make you fond of flies.
- Global warming, global cooling, climate change - Which is it now?
- Hard root beer is magical.
- Leave the Stars and Bars flag alone.
- We need a wall along the southern border.
- If you don’t work, stop buying stuff. If you need money, get a job! I’m not an ATM.
- Why is .22 ammunition so scarce and expensive?
- That grass you just mowed doesn’t look good in the street. Sweep it up.
- Keep it zipped up until you can afford to pay for your own kids.
- I need more vodka and olives.
Hope you return next week for another story. Thanks for reading.
