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Monday, February 11, 2013

Super Bowl Review

Congratulations!  We made it through another Super Bowl, this time XLVII, or 47.  Someone with extraordinary skills in Roman numerals got the job naming these events.

The hoopla was nothing less than I expected.  For two weeks, we heard about the nefarious acts with which the players were involved.  One player was alleged to have made a comment about gays in football, and another was allegedly involved with a murder some years ago.  Forget all the steroid use, dog-fighting, philandering, bounty-hunting, and substance abuse by other sainted players in the NFL.

Then we were overdosed by the validity of the teams actually playing in this contest.  Some aficionados of the sport felt these two teams should not be playing because they were the teams with the “best” records.  That’s the fault of the endless playoffs, no the teams.

It seems the coaches were also blood brothers.  Countless interviews with their parents were designed to evoke emotions trying to favor one brother over the other.  Too bad Mom and Dad did not cave – even after the game.  Neither did the brothers.  Apparently they now have their own differences and have not contacted one another after this contest.

But the big story is that Beyonce, the big half-time show performer, sang and grabbed her crotch – a la Michael Jackson.  The week prior, she performed at the presidential inauguration and lip-synced the words to the National Anthem.  It appears as though she found her voice and actually sang during the Super Bowl.  That’s magical!  Hooray!

Just after the beginning of the second half of the game, an electrical failure darkened the stadium forcing a 35-minute delay of game.  This respite in the hoopla gave both teams time to reflect on the lop-sided score, thereby prolonging the lives of both coaches whose health conditions were likely guarded.

No Super Bowl would be complete without the anticipation of the various ads promised to be aired.  Days before this game, one-hour television shows running commercials – interrupted only by other commercials – ran in order to reflect on ads from years gone by.  Yes, one hour of solid commercials; how delightful.

People who crazed over new ad spots could care less about the game itself, only to elate in the fact previously unseen commercials were entertaining them in lieu of the action.  Personally, I don’t even remember the commercials because I left the room when they were being aired.

Then there were those ‘alternative’ shows to the Super Bowl.  For those not interested in the football game and Beyonce, there was entertainment in the form of The Puppy Bowl IX, The Lingerie Bowl, and the Sky Angle network airing Paul McCartney singing “Hey Jude.”  Welcome to America!

For those who just awoke from a coma, the San Francisco 49ers and Baltimore Ravens played in Super Bowl XLVII.  And the Ravens won.

Seriously – The Puppy Bowl?